What is the worst and most schizo conspiracy theory? - Would ALR follow this too?

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There are a lot of really retarded and god awful conspiracy theories floating around the internet, some of them have become quite major and now are in mainstream pop culture. Some examples of egregious conspiracies include:
  • The legitimacy of the moon landing
  • The Mandela effect
  • The flat earth theory
  • Denial of the holocaust
  • The legitimacy of 9/11 being a terrorist attack
What is in your opinion, as mainstream or obscure as it is, what is the worst conspiracy theory to exist?
 
Flat earth. I can't even begin to understand how people could believe that in this day and age. Even lizard people and shit are slightly more convincing. You can disprove it by standing on a tall mountain, flying in a plane, or staring into the horizon over the open ocean, or standing out in a prairie. You know, all those places you can see the horizon literally curve away in the distance. Let alone all the other ways we for sure 100% know for certain, the earth is not fucking flat.
 
Reality being a simulation, which has to be one of the most lame conspiracy theories I've ever heard. When you reach a point where a simulation is so complicated that its indistinguishable from reality, you start to lose any kind of focus on what a "simulation" even is. If this simulation is so complex and precise that it can simulate things like molecules and atoms at a universal (or least observably universal) scale, this you're dealing with something that's more like an artificial universe. Which has its own set of philosophical ramifications, but one is ultimately forced to question what all of that effort is really going towards and why anything would bother with it in the first place.

Something telling about the lack of imagination for this theory is that its proponents never really detail what the actual reality is or looks like. A civilization/entity with the sheer amount of technical capability and processing power to simulate whole universes would be so far beyond out current understanding that the "real" world would have to be totally alien. Even if you could somehow do the impossible and defy your programming like in the Matrix, how are you supposed to interact with the real world you don't even know the first thing about?
 
How are the legitimacy of the moon landing, denial of the holocaust or the legitimacy of 9/11 in any way "egregious" or "schizo"?
Fine if you don't believe in them, but they're among the most well-founded "conspiracy theories" with the most proof and reasoning behind them.

On a ranking of conspiracy theories these would be Newton's laws of motion tier compared to the type of shit that's out there. Demonic ley lines, Draconians, Antarctica etc. And I don't even know about the real crazy stuff.

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Reality being a simulation, which has to be one of the most lame conspiracy theories I've ever heard. When you reach a point where a simulation is so complicated that its indistinguishable from reality, you start to lose any kind of focus on what a "simulation" even is. If this simulation is so complex and precise that it can simulate things like molecules and atoms at a universal (or least observably universal) scale, this you're dealing with something that's more like an artificial universe. Which has its own set of philosophical ramifications, but one is ultimately forced to question what all of that effort is really going towards and why anything would bother with it in the first place.
Well, we have The Sims 4 and have been constantly running all sorts of simulations for financial, technological, environmental etc. reasons ever since the first computers.

Something telling about the lack of imagination for this theory is that its proponents never really detail what the actual reality is or looks like.
There's no reason why someone believing we're in a simulation would have any knowledge on what the "actual reality" outside it looks like. One doesn't follow from the other.

A civilization/entity with the sheer amount of technical capability and processing power to simulate whole universes would be so far beyond out current understanding that the "real" world would have to be totally alien. Even if you could somehow do the impossible and defy your programming like in the Matrix, how are you supposed to interact with the real world you don't even know the first thing about?
That is pretty much the point of the simulation hypothesis. The idea is roughly speaking that given our current technological advancement and speed of growth, it's reasonable to assume that we could possibly at some point down the line reach a state with computers powerful enough to simulate reality (at least to the fidelity we're familiar with ourselves). Not right now, not at a specific date, at some point, it's theoretically possible.

If this point of creating simulated universes or realities is ever reached by any civilization (not just ours), there would be an exponential increase in the amount of realities. You would go from one, to a thousand, to a million, to a billion, to who knows how high? How many computers do we already have on earth, and we're nowhere near that technological stage? So either:

A. No civilization has ever reached that state of technological advancement
B. Some civilization has reached that state of technological advancement, and we're in the same original universe as them (odds are 1:1,000,000,000+)
C. Some civilization has reached that state of technological advancement, and we're in one of the simulations (odds are 999,999,999:1,00,000,000)

And obviously if we leave the door open for the possibility of living in a simulated reality, we would have no clue about the age of the universe. Our universe is estimated to be 14 billion years old. Is that the age of the universe or just the age of our "save file"? If we assume that it's merely possible (not that necessarily true) that we're in a simulation, the real universe around us could've been going on for trillions of gazillions of years. Technically even if we're in the original universe it could've, we don't know what preceded the big bang. So what are the odds someone created a supercomputer powerful enough in that timespan, if we got this far with computers when life on earth has only existed for about 10 million years?

I'm not saying I believe it or that it isn't lame, I just don't think you fully explained the theory. It's really more of a philosophical question than anything that has real world consequences. Even if reality is a simulation then so what? It's the only reality we know. Knowing about the simulation doesn't give you the means to escape it. Doesn't mean it isn't a simulation, though.
 
Gang Stalking wins by default because this is a conspiracy theory made up entirely by schizophrenics on social media.
It didn't really exist before the internet because all these mentally ill people couldn't talk to each other whenever they want.

What is gang stalking?
Basically, a schizophrenic believes that everyone is constantly watching him and trying to ruin his life.
When you walk down the street, the people passing you by are actually agents hired to spy on you.
When you see a passer by brush their hair, that's a signal to the other agents.
When you see a red car? That's an agent too.
A plane flies over your head? Agents.
Often, these mentally ill people will hear voices and interpret them as picking up radio signals from agents.

Here's an example of a targeted individual (that's the person who is being gang stalked).
This woman went viral a few years ago, I'm sure most of you know her:

Here's the part that's interesting:
A lot of these BLM types screaming about how "wypipo are hunting me every day", that's also gang stalking, except a racial element is added.
Look up some gang stalking videos, listen to what they say, then listen to some BLM speeches, a lot of talking points are exactly the same.
Same with Trump Derangement Syndrome, at least part of all the dumb over the top shit that has been said about Trump "putting LGBT in concentration camps" and such, that's gang stalking, it's just that the agents work for Trump.
 
How are the legitimacy of the moon landing, denial of the holocaust or the legitimacy of 9/11 in any way "egregious" or "schizo"?
Fine if you don't believe in them, but they're among the most well-founded "conspiracy theories" with the most proof and reasoning behind them.
Just because something is well-founded doesn't mean anything, flat earthers constantly make up "theories" and "proofs" but it doesn't make their retard concept any more legitimate or the members any more correct.
 
Just because something is well-founded doesn't mean anything, flat earthers constantly make up "theories" and "proofs" but it doesn't make their retard concept any more legitimate or the members any more correct.
Well there's a big difference between professional, trained engineers submitting structural analyses of the Twin Towers and "theories" of the earth being hollow because I say so and it would be cool or whatever, but anyway, that wasn't my point.

My point is you started your message with
There are a lot of really retarded and god awful conspiracy theories floating around the internet
(undeniably true)
then proceeded to name 5 conspiracy theories, 3 of which are in the "most likely to be true" bucket.

It's like saying "there have been many people throughout history who are bad at playing the guitar" then naming Jimi Hendrix and Eric Clapton.
 
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