Gentlemen (and ladies) please bear with me as this is perhaps a bit self-indulgent, but I have encountered a couple of articles on the net this morning expressing angst at the fact that Kyle cannot sue the DA's office etc. etc. Apparently some cretins have a problem with the concept of "absolute immunity." I have even seen some comments suggesting that "the People" might need to take matters into their own hands.
As an important public service, I offer you my thoughts.
I do NOT advocate the murder--with axes, knives, spears--the beheading with guillotines, let alone the beating over the head with baseball bats, of these corrupt "immune" prosecutors.
It would be a horrible shame if people started asserting their right to justice by kidnapping these scum, tying them up, dousing them with gasoline, and then casually throwing a lighted cigarette on top of them--all while making their entire family videotape the whole affair.
it would simply be wrong to track Binger and/or Lunchbox back to their homes, throw a bucket of hydrochloric acid over their heads, make their wives pluck their eyeballs out with needle-nose pliers, bury them up to the neck in their own back yards, and make their children saw their heads off with a bamboo saw.
We can't have that kind of thing.
I mean after all--they're "immune." And if that word means anything, it means that they can not be hanged, drawn, and quartered--much less forced to rip off and eat their own ballsacks right before being forced to swallow an entire jar of rat-poison while listening to that great 70s hit "Seasons in the Sun."
Am I right, people?