DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[ReentryPhantom]

I also distinctly remember the last time he did a begtrospective there was some sort of DSP stein in some old video and when alludda peepol (read: one person) told him to go get it he immediately got up and went looking for it, he hoped it would turn into Vest Streak 2.0.

> If you guys give me $200, I'll put my water into the STEIN!

 

[bajagoogoo]

I have a sneaking suspicion that Phil's podcast talk is due to Keemstar putting Phil on blast about his time on YouTube and lack of success with it.

This might be Phil's dumbass method to enter the same arena as Keem in a sad attempt to prove he can do it too, especially since Keem retired.

It's too well timed to be anything else.

 

[der rademacher]

They probably don’t converse and they just sit listening to bonus gem damage and the sound of Geralt’s horse neighing.

...and the occasional lustful moan when Khet fantasizes about being Geralt's horse instead of... well, you know.

 

[Third_World_Detractor]

It could be possible to know if Pwnage 101 had the Y letter in his avatar, only if he had it when @Third_World_Detractor scraped the data and if he got the link to his PFP image then. This is because I think Youtube does not immediately get rid of the image when you change it, it just updates it so the old link still shows the old picture.

Unless I'm making a mistake I think Youtube does this, or used to do it. As an example, this is @Anony 's old PFP that should've been erased but it's not.
https://yt3.ggpht.com/ytc/AAUvwnj3q1kmv49I3wCdNGGDyiF1Y0_HQn43v6nWNLDT=s88-c-k-c0x00ffffff-no-rj
I need to test this to be completely sure though.

Also, like you've mentioned, there are a couple more accounts that appear to be deleted in Third_World_Detractor's second file. Have in mind that these profiles could be restored at some point.

The information you are looking for is in the line 1410 and yes it is a "Y" the PFP.

https://yt4.ggpht.com/ytc/AKedOLS5d9ZnL9UQ7QMtKkWMdOFT8l80g_fEKTb7Ig

 

[der rademacher]

The problem with Phil deciding to go full “podcast” is that he would be a real ️ to still immediately pull his stream archive and split his “podcast” into 4 one hour parts for the YouTube ad revenue. Phil doesn’t have enough material to coherently speak for 4 hrs straight with no gameplay as a crutch. Plus, are his paypigs really gonna want to watch a Part 3 podcast of any given day the next day or three weeks after the fact, especially when his gameplay edits don’t even average 1,000 views?

He simply could watch other people's content to react to and shit all over it. 30 minutes blahblah to his wheelchairs about his last grocery store visit, then 30 minutes of hate (cause, he's the king of hate, remember?) shitting on the newest pdp, mr.beast or ajs vids and tellinbg his chairs why they are clownboys and he is an honest content creator and mature adult. Lovely.

 

[Gefaustet]

...and the occasional lustful moan when Khet fantasizes about being Geralt's horse instead of... well, you know.

You ready for a meta level mind fuck.. Geralt's horse was named "Roach".

 

[FaXmachine]

I wonder if he'd react to things like Ninja or Dr Disrespect, that could actually produce the most beautiful rants... I still can't see any whale dropping money but I can see stupid troll tips IF he allows them. He always shoots himself in the foot for the most optimal way of making money.

 

[MAWBD]

I have a sneaking suspicion that Phil's podcast talk is due to Keemstar putting Phil on blast about his time on YouTube and lack of success with it.

This might be Phil's dumbass method to enter the same arena as Keem in a sad attempt to prove he can do it too, especially since Keem retired.

It's too well timed to be anything else.

I think it's a panic move seeing his audience dwindle, it's his stupid way of changing the formula. I see it as lipstick on a pig (pun intended).

 

[gaarashatan]

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I want to be a fly on the wall as this is happening. Khet’s fat body taking up 80% of the couch as her sweaty fat layers produce a nauseating odor. Phil next to her, playing WWE Champions with whatever money he hasn’t already burnt on doordash orders and cat food. They probably don’t converse and they just sit listening to bonus gem damage and the sound of Geralt’s horse neighing.

no doubt kat is fat, so now you got two fat fucks sitting in a way too big home for them playing video games while they beg for money

 

[troll cult member]

If Phil were to ever transition to a "full time, orghanic podkhast kreator" I think it would truly spell the end of his career. There is no way a podcast can survive the current internet climate without collaborators, sponsors or community. His whales would create a "community" but it would never even come close to being enough. They would be bled dry by this greedy pig, all while he snorts and hacks like a Travis Scott concert attendee.

 

[Iron Hamster]

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I want to be a fly on the wall as this is happening.

No need - it didn't happen. I guess there was no 'breaking news' again on his 'day off'.

I like how something as normal being with your significant other is so rare and alien to Phil that he finds it necessary to brag about it.

It's not to brag about it.

 

[LolCowCentral]

...and the occasional lustful moan when Khet fantasizes about being Geralt's horse instead of... well, you know.

Don't let her play Ghosts of Tsushima. Ghengis' great grandson looks a little bit like a slightly younger DSP:

 

[Balr0g]

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I want to be a fly on the wall as this is happening. Khet’s fat body taking up 80% of the couch as her sweaty fat layers produce a nauseating odor. Phil next to her, playing WWE Champions with whatever money he hasn’t already burnt on doordash orders and cat food. They probably don’t converse and they just sit listening to bonus gem damage and the sound of Geralt’s horse neighing.

MAkes me wonder if Khet bangs all the women in the game and doesn't avoid it like her matoooooor husband

 

[HorseSense]

Episode One of the Dope-rah Show:
Audience: It's the guy. He plays video games.
DSP: Maybe you didn't hear, I don't play vidya anymore.
Audience: We're just breaking yer balls...now go home and get yer fuckin' gamebox.

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

If Phil were to ever transition to a "full time, orghanic podkhast kreator" I think it would truly spell the end of his career. There is no way a podcast can survive the current internet climate without collaborators, sponsors or community. His whales would create a "community" but it would never even come close to being enough. They would be bled dry by this greedy pig, all while he snorts and hacks like a Travis Scott concert attendee.

If he had sense enough to hire Derich as his co-host that podcast could be a hit.

 

[Optimus Prime]

He simply could watch other people's content to react to and shit all over it. 30 minutes blahblah to his wheelchairs about his last grocery store visit, then 30 minutes of hate (cause, he's the king of hate, remember?) shitting on the newest pdp, mr.beast or ajs vids and tellinbg his chairs why they are clownboys and he is an honest content creator and mature adult. Lovely.

This has been a thing recently I've noticed on Youtube - lots of content creators watching each other's stuff. Including, weirdly, the Internet Historian video on the Costa Concordia which is fairly old by YT content standards.

And on a somewhat related note, I actually would be morbidly interested in seeing Phil's reaction to watching the Costa Concordia video given the sheer degree of excess, incompetence, and stupidity that led to the ship's demise. And Phil literally has no reason not to do this - he doesn't even to play a fucking video game!

EDIT: It just hit me after wondering how Phil would react to the Nord VPN ad skit that's in the Concordia video...we all know what RAID Shadow Legends is, right? I've seen that game advertised all over the damn place, including a straight up non-video game video (it was one of those time lapse 'restoration' videos), so it makes RAID look like they'll sponsor anybody.

Except Phil. Dude's literally begging every day for money and yet RAID, who will subsidize literally anybody, hasn't even touched him.

 

[troll cult member]

If he had sense enough to hire Derich as his co-host that podcast could be a hit.

You forget that Phil is so unlikable that his fans would become Derich's fans. He would be kicked off his own show given enough time, just like one particular individual from Renton.

 

[marlintan]

Except Phil. Dude's literally begging every day for money and yet RAID, who will subsidize literally anybody, hasn't even touched him.

They want customized ads, and pay based on sign ups using a specific code I believe, both of which are non-starters for PPB.

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

I still can't get over how he's so lazy and creatively bankrupt that he called it the "Prestream Podcast." He seriously couldn't have sat down for 5 minutes to think of some name for it like "The King's Court" or "The Daily Hate" or "One Hour of Beg" or "The Pig's Trough" or "God I Really Don't Wanna Stream Video Games so I Retroactively Called My One Hour Prestream Rambling Therapy Session a Podcast" or something like that?

 

[Serf 'n' TERF]

I still can't get over how he's so lazy and creatively bankrupt that he called it the "Prestream Podcast." He seriously couldn't have sat down for 5 minutes to think of some name for it like "The King's Court" or "The Daily Hate" or "One Hour of Beg" or "The Pig's Trough" or "God I Really Don't Wanna Stream Video Games so I Retroactively Called My One Hour Prestream Rambling Therapy Session a Podcast" or something like that?

He couldn't even come up with "The Daily Wrap" so are you really so surprised?