The Tenacious Unicorn Ranch / @TenaciousRanch / Steampunk Penny / Penellope Logue / Phillip Matthew Logue - Don't cry because it ended, laugh because it's still getting worse.

[AnOminous]

Wih the number of firearms knocking around the Tranch, something spectacular is a possiblity.

It isn't the firearms by themselves, it's the retards with access to them.

 

[Oxyjen]

Everyone knows that what the tranch really needs is one of these bad boys:
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They're rare and have that certain something that makes you look super cool while you tear around.

They’re cool and rare for a reason aren’t they? Highly dangerous in the wrong hands.
I’ll allow it.

 

[Exigent Circumcisions]

Highly dangerous in the wrong hands.

Shuddappppppp

 

[Norman B. Normal]

I pray very much that Alyssa does NOT ever set foot on the tranch property again. Yes, it would be funny to watch as everyone’s lives gets turned upside down and inside out, much like their genitals, but that would spell doom for the tranch itself. I’d prefer to have my favorite sitcom around as long as possible.

I understand this, but wouldn't it be better to go out with a bang than to dwindle into irrelevancy over the next couple of years? We've all known TV shows that went on a few seasons longer than they should have. Imagine this proud community of brave transbians completely falling apart over proximity to natural pussy. Imagine Kevin repeatedly trying and failing to flirt with Kindness. And behind all of it are Penny and Bonnie, their friendship forever sundered, as they marshal their forces for the upcoming showdown that will decide the fate of the Tranch forever. Think of Penny bringing Wedge and Neck back into the fold, a retarded Rosencrantz and Guildenstern (or maybe Corey and Trevor would be a better analogy) recruited to provide vital manpower... only to have them immediately defect to the other side the first time Kindness flashes her tits. Jarrod as a dollar-store Littlefinger, playing both sides against each other for reasons even he probably doesn't understand, until he goes on a foraging mission halfway through the season and is never seen again. Then, in the second to last episode, the GRAND BATTLE... and in the end, the survivors are left to pick up the pieces of their lives knowing that things will never be the same again (and not coincidentally setting up the Homeless Kevin Arc that many of us have been looking forward to for a while).

Final episode, final scene: Wide aerial shot on the Tranch, now a post-apocalyptic wasteland strewn with alpaca corpses, overturned trailers, piles of debris, and small fires. No sound is heard except the wind, softly whistling. A figure appears at bottom of frame, a rifle slung over his shoulder, purposefully striding toward a mound of rubble and kindling that used to be the dome house. As he begins to surmount the mound, we reverse angle and close in on the figure. It's Earl! As he reaches the summit of the debris pile, we tighten on his weathered face. He pauses, surveys the wreckage pensively for several seconds, and then, almost imperceptibly, nods his head once. Fade to black.

 

[AMHOLIO]

I said it in Kevin's thread and will say it again: the sooner the ranch ends, the better for everyone involved for monetary and mental health reasons.

 

[Brain Problems]

I understand this, but wouldn't it be better to go out with a bang than to dwindle into irrelevancy over the next couple of years? We've all known TV shows that went on a few seasons longer than they should have. Imagine this proud community of brave transbians completely falling apart over proximity to natural pussy. Imagine Kevin repeatedly trying and failing to flirt with Kindness. And behind all of it are Penny and Bonnie, their friendship forever sundered, as they marshal their forces for the upcoming showdown that will decide the fate of the Tranch forever. Think of Penny bringing Wedge and Neck back into the fold, a retarded Rosencrantz and Guildenstern (or maybe Corey and Trevor would be a better analogy) recruited to provide vital manpower... only to have them immediately defect to the other side the first time Kindness flashes her tits. Jarrod as a dollar-store Littlefinger, playing both sides against each other for reasons even he probably doesn't understand, until he goes on a foraging mission halfway through the season and is never seen again. Then, in the second to last episode, the GRAND BATTLE... and in the end, the survivors are left to pick up the pieces of their lives knowing that things will never be the same again (and not coincidentally setting up the Homeless Kevin Arc that many of us have been looking forward to for a while).

Final episode, final scene: Wide aerial shot on the Tranch, now a post-apocalyptic wasteland strewn with alpaca corpses, overturned trailers, piles of debris, and small fires. No sound is heard except the wind, softly whistling. A figure appears at bottom of frame, a rifle slung over his shoulder, purposefully striding toward a mound of rubble and kindling that used to be the dome house. As he begins to surmount the mound, we reverse angle and close in on the figure. It's Earl! As he reaches the summit of the debris pile, we tighten on his weathered face. He pauses, surveys the wreckage pensively for several seconds, and then, almost imperceptibly, nods his head once. Fade to black.

I am fond of the subtle implication that this was Earl's first and final visit to the Tranch. Nice little M Night Shamallamadingdong twist.

 

[Oxyjen]

I am fond of the subtle implication that this was Earl's first and final visit to the Tranch. Nice little M Night Shamallamadingdong twist.

Right? That’s real talented storytelling dude. I’m enjoying the Tranch saga, I’ll be sad when the final credits roll.

 

[Ghostse]

Right? That’s real talented storytelling dude. I’m enjoying the Tranch saga, I’ll be sad when the final credits roll.

There'll be a spin off, and then a reboot in about 5 years so they can keep the rights.

 

[Cuckoman]

There'll be a spin off, and then a reboot in about 5 years so they can keep the rights.

There will absolutely be a spin off. These people have nothing else and no other opportunities.

Once it comes to an end, the tranchers that are not dead or in jail for weapons charges and murder will move to the streets of san fransisco and live as homeless trans people in sf.
Their means of survival is to continously live-stream their struggles, petty crimes and retarded fights for superchats.

Like a san fransisco version of IP2 but everyone is a tranny.

For sure, it will be a VERY different setting and mood when they reboot the series but never the less it has potential to be great. Different for sure but the Tranchers building Tranch-2 in a back-alley behind twitter HQ on 10th and market has potential.

 

[S.C.U.D.]

I said it in Kevin's thread and will say it again: the sooner the ranch ends, the better for everyone involved for monetary and mental health reasons.

Yeah, well, some people deserve what happens to them.

 

[AMHOLIO]

Yeah, well, some people deserve what happens to them.

*The sooner it ends, the better it is for the alpacas. It's either execution, being released into the wild, or being sold to some other fool. All 3 release them of the tranch and at least the wild one would let some get food or get shot for a release from life.

 

[AGPinochet]

There will absolutely be a spin off. These people have nothing else and no other opportunities.

Once it comes to an end, the tranchers that are not dead or in jail for weapons charges and murder will move to the streets of san fransisco and live as homeless trans people in sf.
Their means of survival is to continously live-stream their struggles, petty crimes and retarded fights for superchats.

Like a san fransisco version of IP2 but everyone is a tranny.

For sure, it will be a VERY different setting and mood when they reboot the series but never the less it has potential to be great. Different for sure but the Tranchers building Tranch-2 in a back-alley behind twitter HQ on 10th and market has potential.

Tranchers getting savaged by feral crackheads would be hilarious. California bums also have a habit of burning other bum tents, so we could see Kevin live tweeting his meltdown after watching his hoard burn.

 

[Surfin Terf]

I am fond of the subtle implication that this was Earl's first and final visit to the Tranch. Nice little M Night Shamallamadingdong twist.

Spoiler: What will actually happen to the tranch

 

[Lord of the Large Pants]

There'll be a spin off, and then a reboot in about 5 years so they can keep the rights.

The trans rights?

 

[KiwiFuzz]

I listened to the MATI today about the tranch and it made me mad. At the internet.

 

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I listened to the MATI today about the tranch and it made me mad. At the internet.

Oh, was there a new one?

 

[Boris Blank's glass eye]

Oh, was there a new one?

No, the 2021-05-03 episode is the only one on the spotlight page. No regular podcast episode either.

 

[KiwiFuzz]

Oh, was there a new one?

No, the 2021-05-03 episode is the only one on the spotlight page. No regular podcast episode either.

Yeah it was the old one.

But Josh talks about how fucking terrifying Bonnie is.

 

[Humbert Humbert]

There is no way Phil will accept Alyssa joining the tranch. She looks just like him, which is mega creepy, and makes me wonder whether Paul has been lusting after Phil all this time, only put off by his lack of actual vagina.

At first I snorted in amusement at this statement, but then I realized you’re actually right, holy shit. Observe this side-by-side comparison table:

Yeah it was the old one.

But Josh talks about how fucking terrifying Bonnie is.

What, you telling me a man who went from this

to this

was ever destined to not scare people?

 

[Questionable Ceviche]

I wonder how Penny and the rest of the Tranchers feel about Paul leaving a note identifying them at a house where him and his girlfriend stole drugs, pissed in the tub, and trashed the owners vinyl when they were supposed to be dog sitting?

https://twitter.com/BonnieMakes/status/1466214114594738176

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