DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Mr.PiggyOinkOinkOinkOink]

The pig finally has lied and said that he has had "thousands of dollars" in fradulent credit card transactions from his account. He says he went to the police with it but they did nothing.

This is how he is going to gaslight that he never spent thousands of dollars on WWE champions to his audience and that for over a year this has been happening and he just never noticed.

We’re at the point where the lies are just as bad as the truth lmao

On one hand he admits to having a really pathetic alochaol and gambling addiction…on the other hand he admits to being so inept he couldn’t tell someone was stealing large amounts of money from him for months…because that’s something that definitely gets by most “mature adults”

Like I think I’d just take the L and admit my addictions, it’s shitty and pathetic, but it happens all the time to people, the amount of fraud Phil is claiming this person got away with under his nose just makes him like like a fucking tard

 

[actually]

Very egregious guilt-tripping from Nov 30's "podcast" that I missed but Snort Burnell caught.
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Watch if you're interested, this shit is fucked up.

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Right of the bat, he misuses "plateau". Lol.

Note the lack of any specificity of how much he would have supposedly gained. Just "a lot".

 

[LolCowCentral]

Note the lack of any specificity of how much he would have supposedly gained. Just "a lot".

So if it's roughly 2,000 dollars for every 1 million views at 1000 views its $2.00??

 

[Burner Anomaly]

We’re at the point where the lies are just as bad as the truth lmao

On one hand he admits to having a really pathetic alochaol and gambling addiction…on the other hand he admits to being so inept he couldn’t tell someone was stealing large amounts of money from him for months…because that’s something that definitely gets by most “mature adults”

Like I think I’d just take the L and admit my addictions, it’s shitty and pathetic, but it happens all the time to people, the amount of fraud Phil is claiming this person got away with under his nose just makes him like like a fucking tard

Not to mention the outpouring of support he would get from the usual suspects for him to "get better" and the fact that he could start making WWE champions videos/streams and declare it as an actual business expense without having to lie. He could also then for the first time in his life become DSP Positive and try to better himself. He'd probably see actual natural growth on his channel for the first time in a decade since people would be interested to see him try and get better.

 

[Iron Hamster]

Wait… Mr. Movie Buff doesn’t remember True Lies? One of of the biggest Schwarzenegger action movies of the nineties? He’s joking, right?

To be fair, I would argue he wasn't old enough to rub one out to Alyssa Milano yet.

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

Scalping is illegal in some states, I know it is in NY. Some states, you just can't scalp in like the event's parking lots.

It is illegal but virtually impossible to enforce.

 

[Crab Couch Choochoo]

The pig finally has lied and said that he has had "thousands of dollars" in fradulent credit card transactions from his account. He says he went to the police with it but they did nothing.

This is how he is going to gaslight that he never spent thousands of dollars on WWE champions to his audience and that for over a year this has been happening and he just never noticed.

The web he weaves! Lie upon Lie upon Lie upon Lie.
And so easy to check with how much is out about him.
How long will this go on? How many more months or years, how long can he retain the dentheads?

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

he just talks about scalp bots?

edit: the URL took me to 12:06hrs for some reason, the correct timestamp is from 12:03.13 PT

he's talking about $5,000 - $10,000 in "fradulant" credit card transactions, nowhere near enough to explain the apple iTunes fiasco

maybe he's talking about when he bought furniture in WA and he just said OK to the quote and didn't do anything when they put an extra few thousand on top

I'm still a couple pages behind but he, his bankruptcy lawyer and presumably the "judge" would've went over all of his spending and caught it. It couldn't have happened since the bankruptcy because #1 he doesn't have any credit cards and #2 broke dick would've noticed the first dollar going out that wasn't his.

 

[Alt+F4]

If Phil was Pinocchio his nose would reach Mars with all the lies. The funniest thing to come from this new lie is it makes him look really dumb for having missed thousands in fraudulent charges, massive X.

 

[SkippyLongbottom]

Phil's lie about these charges is like that kid who got caught masturbating and tried to play it off like he got scared from a virus and his pants slipped, and still not fessing up.

Dude is a grade-A bullshitter.

 

[Corpun]

Just saw aqua teal's clip of his game journos rant. This man is deluded as all Hell if he thinks people respect games journos in any fashion and don't deride them more than they do him, but you know he is only whaling on them because they're more popular than he is. It's extra ironic he criticizers them for speeding through games to get them done for their job when he does the same thing.

 

[Zappin’ And Spazzin’]

We’re at the point where the lies are just as bad as the truth lmao

On one hand he admits to having a really pathetic alochaol and gambling addiction…on the other hand he admits to being so inept he couldn’t tell someone was stealing large amounts of money from him for months…because that’s something that definitely gets by most “mature adults”

Like I think I’d just take the L and admit my addictions, it’s shitty and pathetic, but it happens all the time to people, the amount of fraud Phil is claiming this person got away with under his nose just makes him like like a fucking tard

It'll be a couple years after Champion's servers shut down and he's no longer able to whale in it that he'll finally come clean on his actions.
Along with a lot of "the detractors KNEW I had an addiction and they still made fun of me for it! That's how fucked in the head these people are!"
(That is, assuming he doesn't just start dropping hundreds of thousands of dollars on another lootcrate simulator)

 

[Whaler]

I'm still a couple pages behind but he, his bankruptcy lawyer and presumably the "judge" would've went over all of his spending and caught it. It couldn't have happened since the bankruptcy because #1 he doesn't have any credit cards and #2 broke dick would've noticed the first dollar going out that wasn't his.

One of the first things they would/should have done is gone over the spending. The idea that he and his lawyer saw thousands upon thousands of dollars being spent on iTunes gift cards and DSP just thought "Oh, that must be business expenses I guess." without looking into it is absolutely the dumbest thing ANYBODY could try to pass off as a truth. I hate to think I live in a world where somebody could see their bank account being drained of thousands of dollars with no idea or reason as to why it's happening and just shrug it off.

 

[KKKrèmebrûlée]

It'll be a couple years after Champion's servers shut down and he's no longer able to whale in it that he'll finally come clean on his actions.
Along with a lot of "the detractors KNEW I had an addiction and they still made fun of me for it! That's how fucked in the head these people are!"
(That is, assuming he doesn't just start dropping hundreds of thousands of dollars on another lootcrate simulator)

That's exactly what he'll do. He had gacha games before Champions and he'll have them after Champions. Back when he openly talked about mobile games, he was playing a few of them at a time and actually said Champions was the worst one. Imagine spending 100k+ on a game you acknowledge is shitty. It's not the game that matters, just whatever is being satiated.

 

[DZoomer]

I hope you guys are ready for the smuggiest Phil you've ever seen. I am feeling that he'll be getting more and more money for going on his retarded rants on his pigcast, inflating his sense of self-importance.

I'm ready for smug stuff, I hope you guys are ready too.

 

[YokuNama]

Just saw aqua teal's clip of his game journos rant. This man is deluded as all Hell if he thinks people respect games journos in any fashion and don't deride them more than they do him, but you know he is only whaling on them because they're more popular than he is. It's extra ironic he criticizers them for speeding through games to get them done for their job when he does the same thing.

So Phil was just sucking up to Geoff last night but in in his "Prestream Podcast" he starts calling him a shill and he's running his own game awards wrong. Lmaoooo

Never change Phil.... oh who am I kidding, only time you change is when you lose enough money.

 

[SomeoneLikeMYFATHER]

“I’m getting that groove back, I’m getting that vibe back”

 

[Corpun]

So Phil was just sucking up to Geoff last night but in in his "Prestream Podcast" he starts calling him a shill and he's running his own game awards wrong. Lmaoooo

Never change Phil.... oh who am I kidding, only time you change is when you lose enough money.

I guess once Geoff didn't suck his cock and make him the big guy at the Games Awards his opinions changed. That or he remembered Geoff loves Kojima.

 

[iNEEDthatMoney]

✂️ DSP Gaslighting WWE Champions Charges

30 seconds · Clipped by Kobain · Original video "Chat Plays DSP" by Dark Dave's Mirror

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That's the most hilarious thing I've ever heard.

 

[King Daddy Telomerase]

✂️ DSP Gaslighting WWE Champions Charges

30 seconds · Clipped by Kobain · Original video "Chat Plays DSP" by Dark Dave's Mirror

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Keep this one for the future. Please turn this into a saga, Phil.