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The lack of self-awareness here hurts almost as much as my full bladder behind a line of TiMs outside the ladies’ room.
All little girls live inside Hallmark Christmas movies this is known.

These are some of my favorite threads because they tell on themselves in their misogyny without any inclination that they’re even aware of what they’re doing.
Ooh found the munchie-troon chimera!

ETA:
@behindyourightnow re:EDS, nowhere did I state EDS isn’t real or that only women can suffer from it. What separates EDS from any number of other disorders a person could powerlevel about without any prompting is the sheer volume of attention-seeking individuals that claim to suffer from it. The munchie thread is so glutted with EDS suffering that it’s almost as reliable an indicator of factitious disorder imposed on self as the damn teddy bear sign. In a reddit thread about what specific stereotype of femininity gets AGP dicks the hardest, this troon mentioned EDS. That gave me pause enough to do the minimal labor of screen capping and uploading it here. I found that interesting, especially considering the theory put forth about the current under-diagnosis of histrionic personality disorder among men. An autogynephilic coombrain latching onto the Victorian waif, skrinking violet trope as the version of womanhood he likes to get off skin-walking is an interesting (to me) overlap of two diseased (pun intended) communities I happen to enjoy mocking. In the context of “STEP RIGHT UP, RIGHT THIS WAY, ENTER THIS TENT IF YOU DARE AND BEHOLD THE HILARIOUS AND DISGUSTING TROONS OF CLOWNWORLD!”, I don’t particularly care how many autistic men have connectivw tissue disorders.
Ah yes. The univeral female experience of having an abundance of both free time and food to eat. Women definitely aren’t actually female unless they have enough money and time to act like they’re living in a Cathy(sp?) cartoon strip in the Sunday funnies. Fuck off third-worlders, you’re men now.
Sneezes like a kitten. Definitely totally real. Yikes. Also lol at “tries to talk as if he is mid-sneeze to sound feminine.”
This one is a doozy. He feels feminine in the moments he experiences aggression. I bet he definitely totally doesn’t have a history of domestic violence, no siree. Also I like how this is carefully worded so as to subtly obfuscate the likely reality that he was ALSO a psych patient at the time this interaction took place. I’ll treat him like a REAL woman for one second to ask, “Well? What were YOU doing at the time this man screamed insults at you? How did you provoke him?”
Sweet dreams!!!!
