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[KiwiFuzz]

One of the things that pisses me off is that Kev has boobs. They are bigger than the boobs of many women I know. They're just not as big as he wants them.

I want Kaiser to tell him to fuck right off with that shit.

I wish my fucking knees didn't hurt right now after doing my job today.

Bodies suck, bodies are bullshit, but you're stuck with what you have and you have to do your best.

 

[Aunt Carol]

I will freely admit to not liking Mariah Carey. I find her singing too loud and bombastic. But I would happily listen to "All I Want For Christmas" over anything I heard last night. Millenials should produce things people actually want to hear before trying to call "Jingle Bell Rock" traumatizing.

I prefer this version.

 

[Drums Into Space]

Suffer like I suffer.

I’m gonna be on this prayer rug for about 8 years because of this.

 

[KiwiFuzz]

I’m gonna be on this prayer rug for about 8 years because of this.

I hope your knees hold out.

 

[keyboredsm4shthe2nd]

One of the things that pisses me off is that Kev has boobs. They are bigger than the boobs of many women I know. They're just not as big as he wants them.

I want Kaiser to tell him to fuck right off with that shit.

I wish my fucking knees didn't hurt right now after doing my job today.

Bodies suck, bodies are bullshit, but you're stuck with what you have and you have to do your best.

I disagree. Let him hyperinflate them and find out just how much his "big mommy milkers" suck.

 

[Humbert Humbert]

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The last few tweets are so sad I stopped laughing at that point. He’s so broken in general and he’s just clinging to this hope that he’ll never come close to achieving.

I'm curious, did any of you end up getting plastic surgery? Did you eventually learn to accept your bodies?
It's crazy to me how much our culture makes women hate themselves and fixate on certain physical traits. If navigating modern life can cause these feelings in otherwise normal and rational people I guess it's no wonder that trooning out occurs in the more mentally fragile among us.

Nope, kinda wanted to when I was younger till I naturally developed more. I’m glad it worked out. I’m too lazy to get the ball rolling with it and too cheap to pay for it, and so is Daddy Government because I’m not a troon.

Suffer like I suffer.

This is the very first spoiler I was genuinely afraid to open, but something within me forced me to do it anyways. Truly horrifying, but I’m glad the camera wasn’t closer.

 

[Alpaca Autopsy Expert]

I couldn't look away, it's like a car crash. Here's 45 seconds of it I recorded featuring Kevin's man voice. Fair use and used to critique this piece of media.

Sorry if the video is shit, I'm a phoneposting retard pls no bully.

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All 3 of them sound like effeminate gay men.

 

[Swiss46]

lmao

I mean it doesn't actually sound that bad. If all you're complaining about your Oven being to small and having to buy an AC chances are you're not in a slum.

 

[Drums Into Space]

If all you're complaining about your Oven being to small and having to buy an AC chances are you're not in a slum.

Come on bro didn’t you hear read what he said? LINOLEUM FLOORS.

I wonder if wedge will go on a similar Kindness X Paul type charade with some rando troon. Obviously things didn’t work out with Saliner

 

[Marcus Tullius Cicero]

The Wedge hated Christmas, the whole Christmas season. Now please don't ask why, no one quite knows the reason. It could be perhaps that his panties were too tight, it could be his head wasn't screwed on just right, but I think that the most likey reason of all, may have been that his brain was 2 sizes too small.

Sadly we'll never see him go throughout Colorado, stealing presents from sleeping parents and children. Nor will we see him come to know the true meaning of Christmas, and thus repent of his evil ways. No, he'll only ever shout into the void, hoping someone hears him and agrees that Christmas is the worst holiday of the year. No presents stolen. No gifts returned. Only a sad-sack of a man complaining to a wall and thinking people actually care for what he says.

 

[AGPinochet]

I mean it doesn't actually sound that bad. If all you're complaining about your Oven being to small and having to buy an AC chances are you're not in a slum.

Nothing will ever be good enough for Wedge, you could literally transplant his brain into a Biological woman's body and have congress magically sign off on whatever retarded bullshit he believes in at the moment and he would still whine about the chudbigots on K*w* F*r*s

LINOLEUM FLOORS.

Wooden Doors? No, Linoleum Floors
Speaking of Linoleum floors, Wedge didn't specify if he just mean to kitchen or the entire unit, because if it is the former than he is a whiny faggot and if he means the latter than he is a liar.

 

[GayestFurryTrash]

One of the things that pisses me off is that Kev has boobs. They are bigger than the boobs of many women I know. They're just not as big as he wants them.

I want Kaiser to tell him to fuck right off with that shit.

I wish my fucking knees didn't hurt right now after doing my job today.

Bodies suck, bodies are bullshit, but you're stuck with what you have and you have to do your best.

I work about 70 hours a week and my knees are fucking wrecked from a car accident and some unfortunate genetics screwing me really early. So I hear you on the knees buddy, shit sucks.

Also it's not just the size for Kev, it's that what they want is huge sexy porn boobs. Reality is just getting in the way.

 

[lightswitchdoll]

We can all state with 100% certainty that Kevin is not going to do his post-surgery care and will end up with saggy windsocks to go with his closed-up stinkditch. If daily care and routine maintenance were things he did, he wouldn't have been an incel, meaning he wouldn't have trooned out, and we all wouldn't be here laughing at the idea of Kevin with pepperoni nipples.

I don't think he would end up with windsocks, they're more likely to go hard/have the scar tissue go hard and squeeze the implant - and then it'll be deformed and look something like o O

Or they'll rupture or rot. Which sounds hilarious tbh. Also I wonder if he realises that you have to get them changed every so often.

There's lots that can go wrong, even if you're not a fat lazy dude who doesn't take care of his own body properly. But I'm a fan of the bad plastic surgery thread so I look forward to the inevitable crossover.

 

[Earthworm Foucault]

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God Wedge has gotten so much fatter. Look at this recent picture compared to the one he uses to beg. I don't think he's ever going to be a winner in terms of looks, especially not when presenting as a woman but its amazing to see how much he's fallen apart. I hardly know where to start. I'll keep it brief and say that he clearly at one point was putting effort and thought into his presentation but isn't now and hasn't for a long time.

This is probably why he's chasing the surgery dragon, thinks it'll fix the problem caused by his own lapse in constitution. Tbh its pretty impressive he's managed to swell so much while working the night shift, being on your feet for 6+ hours a day burns calories like crazy. If he took more shifts he'd deal with a lot of his problems all at once. Shame that's more effort than pretending to be a prostitute.

I've never once heard a woman complain about her breasts being too small, let alone having this lead to actual depression.

T0oCoolFool answered this already but yeah, small boobs is the classic female insecurity. Like, imagine if every guy from puberty onwards had the length of their penis tattooed on their forehead and you understand the sort of existential panic having mosquito bites can give young women. Most sort of get over it, or at least mollify it with push-up bras or strict squat regimens.

the only complaining I see or hear is "I hate having big boobs they hurt my back and bra shopping is impossible".

I'm sure they do hurt and cause inconvenience but tbh I interpret public complaining about 'oh my boobs are so big they burden me so' as peacocking.

Most cosmetic surgeries (in my experience) aren't a good idea because they're physical alterations for what is an internal hang-up. For example, I knew a girl who for years had a fixation with her nose because of her family. There wasn't anything wrong with her nose and despite countless people telling her so she was always on and off-again considering going under the knife. She eventually moved past it by realising that if she did it she wouldn't have the same nose as her future kids. Troons like Kevin and Wedge (and truthfully, lots of ordinary people too) think with a scalpel and some silicone they can trick the world into accepting them. Not how it works. Look at Michael Jackson, how many of his insecurities went away after his numerous rhinoplasties? Did the world suddenly stop finding things to point and laugh at about him after his nose changed shape? Has anyone here felt their mind change about Kevin's legitimacy as a woman because he got a surgeon to perform vivsection on his penis? Would him nailing some plastic melons to the fridge-shaped burrito receptacle he calls a chest sway you any further?

 

[Stupid Sexy Flanders]

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This just makes me wonder if Kevin's therapist is having second thoughts about some things regarding Kevin's surgeries - if the therapist in question isn't a complete idiot, they must know that the odds of Kevin actually doing the post-care needed to keep his second amhole open are low they might be hesitant to recommend it. Plus I can imagine Kevin talking about getting huuge "mommy milkers" might also put them off on recommending surgery.

Ah, who am I kidding, they let Kevin install the amhole in the first place...

 

[NOT THE BEEEEES!]

Kevin’s mad that free boobies require work if not money. Oh boo hoo, Kev. At least it’s not work you have to do. Then it’d never get done. I know real women with legit back problems because of their boobs who had to jump through hoops to get insurance to pay for even part of it. And another real woman with weird little tube-boobs like yours, who had to pay out-of-pocket to get them fixed. i’ve no fucks to give over your mild inconvenience.

And Wedge, shut the fuck up. My last apartment had a 36 square-foot linoleum kitchen, and ancient pipes that meant my toilet overflowed whenever the people upstairs flushed theirs. It cost half of what i make. Be thankful you qualify for housing assistance, and make do with what you have.

 

[GayestFurryTrash]

Kevin’s mad that free boobies require work if not money. Oh boo hoo, Kev. At least it’s not work you have to do. Then it’d never get done. I know real women with legit back problems because of their boobs who had to jump through hoops to get insurance to pay for even part of it. And another real woman with weird little tube-boobs like yours, who had to pay out-of-pocket to get them fixed. i’ve no fucks to give over your mild inconvenience.

And Wedge, shut the fuck up. My last apartment had a 36 square-foot linoleum kitchen, and ancient pipes that meant my toilet overflowed whenever the people upstairs flushed theirs. It cost half of what i make. Be thankful you qualify for housing assistance, and make do with what you have.

I always get a little MATI at these assholes complaining about the housing they get, I remember the shitholes I've lived in over the years. Hell in college I rented a room at a friend's house and had to not only pay their mom but also had to follow their mom's rules in order to do my schooling. Wasn't a bad arrangement but man getting told how to do dishes a specific way is really awkward when it's a friend's mom who is also your landlord.

Or my first apartment I shared with two people, or the one after that I shared with a dude I barely knew. And all this shit I paid for, they get from the government and they complain. I just had to get a better job and work harder.

 

[Look over there]

What's up with the percentages on the poll? This some inside joke I don't know about?

 

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What's up with the percentages on the poll? This some inside joke I don't know about?

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Multiple votes are allowed per voter, so that's the percent frequency people pick the option, not the percentage of people who picked it.

 

[keyboredsm4shthe2nd]

I work about 70 hours a week and my knees are fucking wrecked from a car accident and some unfortunate genetics screwing me really early. So I hear you on the knees buddy, shit sucks.

Also it's not just the size for Kev, it's that what they want is huge sexy porn boobs. Reality is just getting in the way.

claim you're a tranny and star a gofundme for knee replacement because of your "big sissy slut bimbo titties" God forgive me.