DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[JohnRedcorn]

FH5 while fun is a terrible game to watch even more so if your playing the way Phil does just doing “story” content.

None of the races require you to actually win you just need to complete them. The story missions while timed only require 1 star to progress and 1 star times are pretty much impossible to not make.

He’s terrified of online but there’s still many other ways to make a stream entertaining without playing online. He could try to earn 3 stars in all the drift/speed zones or any of the other stunts. He could try out user created races or learn to tune a car himself instead of downloading pre made tunes.

But he has no interest in any of this and just wants to get through the “story” content which is arguably the worst part of the game and unless you plan to play every race can be completed in a few hours with minimal effort.

 

[Guess i'm toxic now!]

FH5 while fun is a terrible game to watch even more so if your playing the way Phil does just doing “story” content.

None of the races require you to actually win you just need to complete them. The story missions while timed only require 1 star to progress and 1 star times are pretty much impossible to not make.

He’s terrified of online but there’s still many other ways to make a stream entertaining without playing online. He could try to earn 3 stars in all the drift/speed zones or any of the other stunts. He could try out user created races or learn to tune a car himself instead of downloading pre made tunes.

But he has no interest in any of this and just wants to get through the “story” content which is arguably the worst part of the game and unless you plan to play every race can be completed in a few hours with minimal effort.

Games are nothing but opportunities for him to make money...if you think about it Phil is pretty much if EA (the company) was a human being.

 

[Need Help With Tips]

The title Phil chose for his next stream really makes me chuckle

 

[Adebisi]

The title Phil chose for his next stream really makes me chuckle
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He's 100% ready to blame Metroid and Nintendo for a low tips stream.

 

[Darksfadil]

He's 100% ready to blame Metroid and Nintendo for a low tips stream.

My boy GameTrekker is going to meet the tips goal single handedly

 

[Down At The Farms]

I was catching up on all the identity fraud shenanigans from today and figured I’d do a little digging after this jogged my memory.

Speaking of lies, this is one Phil has already contradicted himself, but might as well throw it onto the growing pile of evidence he's talking out of his ass. Phil used to (and maybe still does?) claim that he'd spend Sunday nights going over all his bills and figuring out payments, implying it took several hours and even complaining a few times about how drained it made him, but he was still willing to stream.

It’s not exactly what you describe, but here is a gem of a tweet from this mature adult with a business degree™

Hydrate with water? As opposed to what, your usual Gin? Baby Burnell gets tired from 2 hours of real work.

While digging I also came across this tweet; just surpassed the one year anniversary.

Shout out to the beautiful, amazing @Nigel of Ukip (fuck Derish) for the distinction as the only KF to feature on DSPs timeline.
If you participate in crimes against DSP, you will go to jail!… unless that crime is identity theft and fraud, of course! Then there is just nothing the police can do!

Also, just to let everyone know, it’s incredibly easy to search DSPs tweets on Twitters mobile apps. I never cared enough to use advanced search on a desktop, but a little while ago Twitter added this search button in the upper right of any profile.

For instance, you can use the search function to search for every time DSP wrote ‘Leanna’ in a tweet.

Spoiler: Leanna tweets example

And lastly, we all know DSP turned off his replies on his Twitter a few months ago; however, it appears all his tweets prior to that point people can still respond. Would be a real shame if some mentally ill detractor lurker were to reply to Phil’s old tweets reminding him of his life before WWE champions, Gin, and DoorDash totally consumed what little humanity he had left.

In all seriousness, it’s helpful to quickly find contradictions or remember something e.g. boasting about winning chargebacks against Tut as was discussed a page ago

Spoiler: Tut chargeback tweet

 

[Dennis Rodman]

No, see, he's worried because historically, people have not supported Metroidvania games after the 1st stream. Which ones, you might ask? All of them, dumbass. Don't question Phil. Show up and empty your wallet. Every stream. Or you're responsible for Phil becoming homeless. You asshole.

The “you asshole” part got an actual laugh out of me

 

[King Nutsack]

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??? is this only his second stream of metroid? wasn't the first one really good? this guy is so fucking demented

Did he seriously subtitle his Metroid Dread stream as "Can it keep interest on stream?"???? You're already playing the fucking pity card on your second stream of it? Go fucking die in a fire, Dave

 

[JPG]

The title Phil chose for his next stream really makes me chuckle
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"It" refers to the pig on stream right?

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

It's a notable change in the evolution of the pigroach and what a horrible faggot he is. There was always the aura that Phil was just stupid and lazy and driven by impulse. That's gone now. Along with Phil planning his "Kat needs to be driven to work on Black Friday" lie that was a needless cover for him to get that shiny gold Brock Lesnar in WWE Champions during a stream.

I love it. Go full scumbag on your whales, Phil. They deserve it.

Remember when Phil called Tevin a drug dealer? Phil is more like a two bit drug dealer than Tevin can ever hope to be. You know, the kind of drug dealer who passes off shitty weed as good by specifically targeting people who are inexperienced and can't tell that they're being sold shitty weed for the price of good weed. Phil always had that cunning that one naturally possesses when performing scams after a certain period of time, so him building up small lies in order to reveal a big lie is nothing new to me. And just like that two bit drug dealer will then go on to impulsively spend his money on dumb shit like a golden grill for his teeth, a dodge charger and $500 Jordans while he's living in a shitty mess of a house, so does Phil spend his money on gin, gacha'n'fast food rather than investing it in order to try to make himself financially independent. To use a DSPism, he has streetsmarts not booksmarts, unlike those nudniks at Google who have the opposite. That's why their site doesn't work, because programmers don't posses essential skills such as knowing how to avoid getting into a knife fight with a coked up Puerto Rican.

Of course, if you're a 90 IQ or sub 90 IQ retard like Phil or your average two bit drug dealer, your cunning can only carry you so far. If you have intelligence and cunning you can go far in life, think Oda Nobunaga who went from the leader of some shitty clan who everyone called a to the most powerful man in Japan by using cunning both in diplomacy and warfare. Think Gaius Julius Caesar and all the sleights of hand he used in politics to get what he wanted. On the other hand, if you're a retard, your plans involving cunning will also be shit and only work on retards. Just like how the two bit drug dealer can only pass off shitty weed as good to people with no experience smoking weed, so do Phil's schemes and scams make no sense to anyone who isn't a complete moron or isn't asleep at the wheel when he's laying out his contradictory begging/pity narratives.

 

[Lazycunt]

Retard alert , but why the fuck doesn't he just pay all his money into his tax? nothing wrong with being shit with money if it doesn't affect other people. I sometimes l think he is fucking himself over almost to spite the "trolls"

 

[Lolidaki]

almost starting to think not finishing GTA today was another autistic scam "power move", sure he was "upset" but his heart wasn't that into it, and this way he has a few streams of "slower" games and can come back on Saturday with the one-two punch of finishing SA and starting VC. That seems like a guaranteed 150.

 

[bajagoogoo]

He looks innocent, and normal. Why is he whaleing for Phil?

Going by his Instagram, he fits the bill. Single, appears to live with his mother, only friend seems to be his brother, flexing a Ford Fusion.

Guy has a internet footprint the size of Jersey. If it exists, he's signed up to it. Jesus Christ.

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

Remember when Phil called Tevin a drug dealer? Phil is more like a two bit drug dealer than Tevin can ever hope to be. You know, the kind of drug dealer who passes off shitty weed as good by specifically targeting people who are inexperienced and can't tell that they're being sold shitty weed for the price of good weed. Phil always had that cunning that one naturally possesses when performing scams after a certain period of time, so him building up small lies in order to reveal a big lie is nothing new to me. And just like that two bit drug dealer will then go on to impulsively spend his money on dumb shit like a golden grill for his teeth, a dodge charger and $500 Jordans while he's living in a shitty mess of a house, so does Phil spend his money on gin, gacha'n'fast food rather than investing it in order to try to make himself financially independent. To use a DSPism, he has streetsmarts not booksmarts, unlike those nudniks at Google who have the opposite. That's why their site doesn't work, because programmers don't posses essential skills such as knowing how to avoid getting into a knife fight with a coked up Puerto Rican.

Of course, if you're a 90 IQ or sub 90 IQ retard like Phil or your average two bit drug dealer, your cunning can only carry you so far. If you have intelligence and cunning you can go far in life, think Oda Nobunaga who went from the leader of some shitty clan who everyone called a to the most powerful man in Japan by using cunning both in diplomacy and warfare. Think Gaius Julius Caesar and all the sleights of hand he used in politics to get what he wanted. On the other hand, if you're a retard, your plans involving cunning will also be shit and only work on retards. Just like how the two bit drug dealer can only pass off shitty weed as good to people with no experience smoking weed, so do Phil's schemes and scams make no sense to anyone who isn't a complete moron or isn't asleep at the wheel when he's laying out his contradictory begging/pity narratives.

I'm just waiting for Phil to drag out "that was my depression" excuse again for failing to see that someone apparently had connected their PayPal and Apple accounts to Phil's bank account, and had been siphoning off money. Seriously, have you noticed he hasn't pulled out that disgusting attempt to shirk responsibility explanation, lately? I guess the gin and gacha gives him comfort.

 

[Jose Cuervo]

He's 100% ready to blame Metroid and Nintendo for a low tips stream.

This is the reason why I don’t believe Phil will fully stop playing games.

If he just exclusively streamed himself talking without playing anything, the only thing he could blame from his point of view would be his brigade.

With games, he can at least cope and pretend it’s not his fault “alottapeuple aren’t phasitively khantributing to the schtreem, okay?“.

 

[troll cult member]

I turn off my computer yesterday and come back to all this tism from Phil. How does this guy manage to absolutely fuck up his life every couple of we..... oh, FH5 only got to the GUNHAR GLAZZEZ ghole. Step it up you greedy, self-centered snowflakes. Can't you see he is going to be having Khat suck dick outside Total Wine?

 

[Iron Hamster]

SIGNIFICANT RETCON.

Someone asked about the thousands in fraud he mentioned earlier.
Phil says that credit card fraud happened 'years ago'. And reframed the whole thing as being about the chargebacks he received.

Semantics.
He never specifically said that was tied to the recent identity theft. He just heavily implied it.

Odd. Why would it matter now since they were all discharged anyway, if it were true? And you've had all these years to cry about it. Lie better Phail. It really sucks when actual thinking adults on the farms blow up your spot doesn't it?

The title Phil chose for his next stream really makes me chuckle
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You added an extra 't' for no reason other than to blame an inanimate object for your own phailures.

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So in just that two and a half hours, you didn't see any fraudulent charges on your credit cards? And then there would be the hours after that where you didn't even notice one? Yet 3 years from here you are going to claim someone made all these fraudulent charges.


The 'chargeback' lie doesn't work because he says he showed them "thousands upon thousands of dollars of fraudulent credit card transactions". He has no way of knowing how someone else paid and charged back. All he would know and have 'proof' of is someone allegedly charging shit to his own cards.

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Also, I found it interesting that Rackets brought up people thinking super chats could be claimed as a donation to hide from taxes out of the blue last night.

 

[Warm Busch Forty]

I didn't clip it, as I am on mobile and also retarded, but here is more proof that YouTube's algorithm is fucking up DSP's discoverability. (Relevant part is at 20:46 incase the link didn't transfer)

 

[Burner Anomaly]

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Shout out to the beautiful, amazing @Nigel of Ukip (fuck Derish) for the distinction as the only KF to feature on DSPs timeline.

Good luck extraditing a God fearing man of parliament from across the pond, yankee pigdoodle.

 

[TheGoutburglar]

The title Phil chose for his next stream really makes me chuckle
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If he just exclusively streamed himself talking without playing anything, the only thing he could blame from his point of view would be his brigade.

The tweet above is all the proof anyone needs that this is true. Phil absolutely relies upon having something else to blame, and although a smarter person could still pull that off while doing a podcast ("It's a slow news week, nothing I could do, dood!"), the pigroach is unfathomably stupid. Not to mention lacking the courage to face a situation wherein ALL the attention is on him. As much as he enjoys being selfish, what he likes is others entertaining HIM, obviously, and that's not what would happen if he just talked to the camera for hours a day. He would have to have way more to say than what comes naturally to him, especially as he insist on not embracing being a joke. He would have to start writing, which would take more work, something he of course hates with a passion. If he could set his pride aside, it could work, but as it is, Phil despises it when people successfully bait him into ranting in an entertaining way, which is the only thing that gets him talking enough to fill out a legit podcast.

Playing games is the laziest and most ideal situation for him, so it's never going to change. It annoys him, but not as much as everything else does. That's his life in a nut shell, always picking the lesser of two Hells instead of working to get out of ANY Hell, like a normal person.

Odd. Why would it matter now since they were all discharged anyway, if it were true? And you've had all these years to cry about it. Lie better Phail. It really sucks when actual thinking adults on the farms blow up your spot doesn't it?

This is how we know he didn't plan this retcon, because he didn't think about the fact that his old credit debt is gone anyway, so there's no reason to believe that that's what he was talking about. He absolutely meant to say that the bank statements include fraudulent charges that he went to the police about, thinking that would add strength to his narrative, and when he realized it didn't, he panicked like usual.

What I'm curious about is WHY he thought he needed to try discrediting the leaked information this way. Like I've said before, it would've sufficed to laugh the leaks off as "made-up nonsense", like he does with so many other things, and just memory-hole that it ever came up. The paypigs would've gone with it, and he knows that. So why go down this dangerous road of trying to play semantics and stay one step ahead of detractors?

My theories: Phil either has too much pride wrapped up in this particular battle, as well as blinded by his inability to recognize that he is horribly outgunned, or he's not convinced that the leaks are going to stop, and is therefore attempting to lay out more groundwork than normal, to deal with what he expects to be future embarrassment.

Of course, that still doesn't answer the question of why he's worried about the paypigs believing that he has been scamming them for years. They know everything, and yet there they are, tipping him. He could fess up to all of it and it would change nothing. But he won't do it. Why?