Tess Holliday / Ryann Maegen Hoven - Beached Landwhale model, Body positive and social justice snacktivist, and gigantic fraud

How much does Ryann weigh?

  • 300-350lbs (Panda Bear)

    Votes: 26 1.0%
  • 350-400lbs (Bull Caribou)

    Votes: 146 5.5%
  • 400-450lbs (Heart of a Blue Whale)

    Votes: 379 14.2%
  • 450-500lbs (Pigmy Hippo)

    Votes: 545 20.5%
  • 500-550lbs (Domestic Pig)

    Votes: 394 14.8%
  • 550-600lbs (Baby Grand Piano)

    Votes: 318 12.0%
  • 600-650lbs (Vending Machine)

    Votes: 192 7.2%
  • 650+ (A Fucking Planet)

    Votes: 661 24.8%

  • Total voters
    2,661
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Shit's ugly, yo.
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Which sucks because they actually have some pretty things.
I can't think of anything more Tess than spending over 1000 dollars on ugly virtue signaling jewelry instead of giving that money to a charity to benefit minorities she supposedly cares about
Edit: I realized after posting that they claim 100% of the profit goes to charity, but you know that Tess wouldn't spend her money on charity if she didn't get a trinket out of it
 
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The company that made that necklace and are selling it for that price need to be ashamed of themselves. My god, they did my queen dirty.
Regardless of how involved Marsha was at Stonewall, she's still an LGBT icon, and does not deserve the double indignity of A) being depicted so hideously on that cheap looking, overpriced piece of garbage and B) having her visage anywhere near Tess' ass-chest.
 
I can't think of anything more Tess than spending over 1000 dollars on ugly virtue signaling jewelry instead of giving that money to a charity to benefit minorities she supposedly cares about
Edit: I realized after posting that they claim 100% of the profit goes to charity, but you know that Tess wouldn't spend her money on charity if she didn't get a trinket out of it
I wonder if she even bought it.
She may think of it as PR.
 


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I wonder if she even bought it.
She may think of it as PR.
I genuinely think it was PR. That necklace is probably one of their worst-sellers, and they don't even have it listed as Tess' piece on their website. They have her listed with the Ruth Bader Ginsberg one:
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Regardless of how involved Marsha was at Stonewall, she's still an LGBT icon, and does not deserve the double indignity of A) being depicted so hideously on that cheap looking, overpriced piece of garbage and B) having her visage anywhere near Tess' ass-chest.
If they wanted to make an "homage" they'd be better off doing a version of one of their pendant-type necklaces with "Pay it no mind" inscribed on it or something. Their "IRL Goddess" section is pretty cringe.
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LOLOLOL at her two TikTok "clapbacks"

She spends almost 2 minutes whining at a guy who seems like he was defending her "Tiktok is conspiring against fat people!" bitching, all while smoking so she can look KEWL.

Then Tess cranks the cringe way past 11 with that other response. OOH YOU'RE EATING MORE SUGARY JUNK AND FLIPPING THE BIRD! SO HARDCORE AND EDGY! At least it's not the same dumb and tired clown emoji that Tess thought was the clapback of the century.

You know that Tess is still smugly thinking she single handedly destroyed her haterz with those cringe-fests. :story:
 
"LOOK HOW NOT TRIGGERED I AM! JUST DRINKING MY BEETUSJUICE AND FLIPPIN' THE BIRD!" Does she think real celebrities do this? Respond to rando haydurs on TikTok?
Not even celebrities, just grown ass adults in general. Hey tess, go give bowie some attention instead of posting
 
Eating a huge milkshake and making a point that you don't give no fucks on camera, typical anorexia behavior am I right folks. Amazing how fast she forgets to even pretend to keep up appearances for that lie once it stops delivering dividends.
You shitlord! Didn't you know that Karen Carpenter would show up her haterz by cleaning out the Wendy's Superbar in 30 minutes? Or that Eugenia Cooney makes all the bitches envy her by slamming down 12 pepperoni pizzas on TikTok?
 
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I genuinely think it was PR. That necklace is probably one of their worst-sellers, and they don't even have it listed as Tess' piece on their website. They have her listed with the Ruth Bader Ginsberg one:
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If they wanted to make an "homage" they'd be better off doing a version of one of their pendant-type necklaces with "Pay it no mind" inscribed on it or something. Their "IRL Goddess" section is pretty cringe.
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So... an incompetent, lazy, feckless, heels up hooker who is unqualified to so much as LOOK at a crayon drawing of the white house is an IRL GAWDESS comparable to the likes of Joan of Arc and Marie Curie.

And Marsha P. Johnson is NOT a fucking troon. HE was a drag queen. HE HE HE HE. Sick of straights and minstrels like Hooves VICTIMIZING a dead person and re-writing HIS HIStory without HIS consent--or the consent of older gays and lesbians who ARE NOT queer because queer is a slur.

Off my fucking lawn NOW.
 
Eating a huge milkshake and making a point that you don't give no fucks on camera, typical anorexia behavior am I right folks. Amazing how fast she forgets to even pretend to keep up appearances for that lie once it stops delivering dividends.
Pretend to keep up appearances?? how? It's just seeing her, with that body it is impossible for a person with normal intelligence to think that she has anorexia.
 
So... an incompetent, lazy, feckless, heels up hooker who is unqualified to so much as LOOK at a crayon drawing of the white house is an IRL GAWDESS comparable to the likes of Joan of Arc and Marie Curie.

And Marsha P. Johnson is NOT a fucking troon. HE was a drag queen. HE HE HE HE. Sick of straights and minstrels like Hooves VICTIMIZING a dead person and re-writing HIS HIStory without HIS consent--or the consent of older gays and lesbians who ARE NOT queer because queer is a slur.

Off my fucking lawn NOW.
As a homo, I just say "she" because many drag queens prefer being called "her" when in full drag.
 
As a homo, I just say "she" because many drag queens prefer being called "her" when in full drag.
As a lesbian, yes, I realize, but I don't because some of them really don't care about pronouns (plus it validates the performative jackasses and I'm not doing it), and they are doing their best to spread as much wholesale fabricated information as they can. People like Ryan Hooves get so assmad over someone merely "asking a question" about whatever condition of the day she's announcing on d 'gram. But she really thinks she's going to hop online, use that slur, queer, over and over, retcon history she knows nothing about, and shout over REAL gay and lesbian people who put in the work?

Fuck off mah lawn.
 
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