DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Pepper Jack]

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[SaidNoOneEver]

Holy shit, I thought you were joking.

What is happening with Phil? Why is he so desperate to change things? The man who spent years doing the same thing over and over now wants to implement multiple changes in his channel.

I wonder if some massive whale told him that they'll stop donating soon, and so Phil got desperate that a large part of his income depends on that.

It just doesn't make any sense. I predict he'll soon appear with a green screen behind him.

Someone is advising him and has been for a couple months. There's no other explanation.

 

[troll cult member]

Less than 5 minutes in and I hope he starts stroking out soon, and not like that !DSPcoom



Edit: Rahb, you too. I hope nature finishes what god started

 

[Coomfucius]

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[That Anony Mouse]

Someone is advising him and has been for a couple months. There's no other explanation.

MASSIVE x to doubt on that one. This dude prides himself on refusing the input of others unless it's been either recreated as if it's his own or he straight up needs to lie to both himself and the person who suggested it that it was really his idea all along.

This is probably a bunch of scattered shit that has been yelled at him for years that he's known was worth doing, but he neglected out of laziness. Now, he can incorporate it all (poorly) and pretend he's the source of all these changes. He would never solicit someone's advice who knows their advice is being incorporated, not even as a last ditch effort.

 

[Flavius Anthemius]

You get what you pay for

$0 of investment for $0 of effort

Maximum profit!

 

[Tsoliassssssssssssss]

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I think I saw a white patch on his left side for a moment when he looked at his TV, but it must be that paraffin wax reflecting the thott-lights
edit: I managed to sync them

who wore it better?

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

He got a new YouTube profile pic
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I've only started learning how to use photoshop ever since I started making DSP shoops, so less than half a year ago, and I would've done a better job than that. Jesus Christ does this look bad. Where does Phil find paypigs that are somehow even more inept at technology than him?

 

[gettingthatgrooveback]

holy shit

 

[TheGoutburglar]

Sad is that people actually do come out to the streams & support him with money when he plays super hard games & rages uncontrollably.
Yet he won't accept that him being bad at games as a fact & only plays the "chill" games & has to beg super hard to make any money.

What a terrible business practice.

I don't know who bitch-slapped the pigroach harder, Leanna or evilAJ, because they both left some serious marks on his ugly-ass soul. lol

I wonder if some massive whale told him that they'll stop donating soon, and so Phil got desperate that a large part of his income depends on that.

It just doesn't make any sense. I predict he'll soon appear with a green screen behind him.

I'm doubtful, because literally every time I've seen someone dare to punish Phil, his response has been anything but a wise one. In fact, a whale giving him an ultimatum would probably be the last fucking straw for him. We know how he is about things not going his way, about his entitlement, well imagine him being confronted with an outright statement of "Make things better or I'm gone".

It's one thing for Phil to see on his own that he might be in trouble, quite another to be informed of it by one of the very people he's attempting to out-wit, and then being COMMANDED by them. Think of how much that would trigger his ego, being told by a tard that they're not so easily cowed.

Never forget that Phil considers his people to be as far beneath him as the pigroach is beneath the true entertainers of the world. Or that any time they've attempted to flex some muscle on him before, it has gone badly, despite it being very dumb on his part to remain so stubborn.

Someone is advising him and has been for a couple months. There's no other explanation.

This isn't likely, either. Phil isn't about to give anyone the ability to take credit for ideas he implements, even with the conversation happening behind the scenes. Not to mention that since when does he implement things his fans actually want? Dude played Chrono Trigger out of nowhere because LSB was streaming it, that's how much Phil pays attention to what the people who tip him have to say.

Either way the reality he's tried to construct is a psychological defense mechanism and the more he tries to grift the more nonsensical that reality becomes, and I don't even think he realizes it.

If there's a moment I would love to have witnessed, it would be when he found out that his bank statements had been leaked, because I guaranteed you it was the most scared he has been in YEARS.

That, or he wasn't, because he's THAT fucking stupid. Either way, would love to have seen which it was.

 

[Funko Pops NFT collector]

The reason his logo is so blurry when you enhance it is because Phil asked for it to be made in 4k when youtube accepts 800x800 for the channel logo, so Phil took a 4k image and resized it to 800x800 instead of asking for it to be made in the required size from the get go,mind you that Phil asked the guy to remake the logo 4 times and still didn't get it right,and not only that but there is a space between the D and S so it looks ugly. Even when Phil is asking for stuff for free he is so dented he asks for the wrong things.

Edit: A frogga fren on discord edited this in 2 minutes to make it look much better,but Phil won't do it for his channel.

 

[UaineRunei]

Dude... He legit said "If the support is good today, I might be reinvigorated to play other metroidvania games".

My God hahahaha

 

[QwahlityKahntent]

Super random shit post but I was on reddit going through r/amitheasshole and came across This post and I like to imagine this is how Phil’s household is with Khet

not surprised that all the faggot redditor replies are simping for the wife

 

[Wasabi Panda]

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yep, it's the game not him...

2 not so random people and 2 completely random...

vs

what ever helps you sleep at ni...oh right thats gin.

And who says Ori was horrible? A beloved game he was told how horrible it was....nigga please

Also, gais, he has 2 monitors cause he edited videos for a WHOLE YEAR, a whole year you dumb shits. Fighting tisms about the logo and this fucking overlay again..

 

[Tsoliassssssssssssss]

I think I saw a white patch on his left side for a moment when he looked at his TV, but it must be that paraffin wax reflecting the thott-lights
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NOPE. He has a white patch on the left side.

I tried to get 2 different shots with different angles in order to exclude reflections.

 

[Vic Viper T301]

He just copied the Street Fighter font for his new channel logo. Which is why it looks so dumb, the stylized 'S' on the Street Fighter logo is the first letter in the word so it's elongated on the left side, when you just copy that over as the second letter it looks retarded. I know nothing about graphic design or fonts and somehow I understand this.

 

[Sup3r]

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And yet he has, on multiple occasions, complained about viewers disappearing on him. The copium is strong today.

Holy shit, I thought you were joking.

What is happening with Phil? Why is he so desperate to change things? The man who spent years doing the same thing over and over now wants to implement multiple changes in his channel.

I wonder if some massive whale told him that they'll stop donating soon, and so Phil got desperate that a large part of his income depends on that.

It just doesn't make any sense. I predict he'll soon appear with a green screen behind him.

He's floundering around. He's struggling to hit his goals consistently and those addictions won't stop because of it.

But let's ask the question of what has he actually done to change things. He's got a new border around the 144p webcam, simply renamed the prestream and that's about it. He's personally done fuck all to change. Everything has been either the work of a "fan" he got for free or has required him to do nothing.

I'll believe he's making an effort to change when he starts playing multiplayer with his fans and admits to his fuck ups without deflecting blame for it.

 

[Burner Anomaly]

I just laughed myself nearly to death noticing that his "podcast" screen border is made of bricks... the pig literally built himself a brick house to protect from detractor wolves that might want to blow it down.

For those who aren't aware of the nursery rhyme: https://youtu.be/Olo923T2HQ4

 

[King Daddy Telomerase]

I keep thinking the NOEL sign in the back says INCEL.

 

[Wasabi Panda]

it's funny, he does these linus tech tips like MS shill segments for the gamepass, which memba how he thought it was a terrible idea that month he was a sony pony? He's not even getting paid for them, the only interaction Xbox had with phil was making fun of his lack of gaming skill on twitter.

Meanwhile Khaby lame, black dude became "virally popular" making fun of dumb tiktok videos without saying a word, has an actual Xbox commercial.

EDIT - Apparently Bethesda is the only company that makes good games. "Sony seems to be playing catch up, sony is playing catch up with microsoft. EVENTHOUGH sony is the market leader" this was said after he mentioned that sony is now like MS was last gen and not listening to what people want...yet the market leader.

said that with that smug i'm so smart smurk but yet didn't even understand what he just said.