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@0 1 This is basically Paul's thread too at this point. Thoughts on rearranging the thread title so those homeowners, should they google Bonzo's name, will be able to find themselves here?
Skitzocow Kindness / Alyssa Jo Frauens / @KindKinkster / AJ Frauens / Stella Lawrence / Zion Stellar and Paul Mendoza / Bonnie Nelson / @BonnieMakes - LF BPD munchie furry dogsitter to pee in bathtub and eat all my food, inquire inside, hourly rates
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Paul's just a tumor, Kindness is the one who is getting background checked by employers, anyway. I appreciate the suggestion, though.
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Since I last checked up on her, Kindness has been in a state of gratitude. She begins with a tweet about how Bonnie can see that she is doing her best and that he’s proud. [A]
The reason for this sudden shift in tone, going from “help me/i’m ill/general autism” to “tysm ily omfg” is because she’s “financially stable” now and has work lined up for this month. Someone, please keep track of how long it is before she’s suddenly in a financhu crisis once more. [A]
She’s proud of herself for working so hard this month and even more proud that she’s allowing herself a break from all the strenuous, taxing work that she’s been putting in. [A]
Finally, she lauded Bonnie for being such a positive influence in her life. Now, if we read this and had no notion whatsoever of who both of these people are and what their relationship is like, it would be sweet. But we do, and quite frankly I’d like to know what exactly Bonnie has done to inspire her. [A]
And I’m omitting most of the other shit because it was “i’m trying my best uwu i’m proud thank you all!”
Edit: In response to the previous posts, I agree with both sentiments. This is kind of like Bonnie’s thread now, because he’s living with Alyssa and therefore kind of intertwined in her life. But at the same time, she is the main focus and he’s just a supporting character in the arc.
It does make things a bit confusing in terms of “where do we put this stupid ass tweet Bonnie just made”, but I think of it like this: When I write an update, I put Alyssa’s shit here and I include Bonnie’s as well. When he and Alyssa go their separate ways, his tweets’ default location will be the tranch thread once more. Of course, sometimes I include Bonnie in the tranch thread if I feel like they’re worth noting/exceptional enough. This is just how I view it, but usually Bonnie’s so exceptional he gets two times the love in both threads.
The reason for this sudden shift in tone, going from “help me/i’m ill/general autism” to “tysm ily omfg” is because she’s “financially stable” now and has work lined up for this month. Someone, please keep track of how long it is before she’s suddenly in a financhu crisis once more. [A]
She’s proud of herself for working so hard this month and even more proud that she’s allowing herself a break from all the strenuous, taxing work that she’s been putting in. [A]
Finally, she lauded Bonnie for being such a positive influence in her life. Now, if we read this and had no notion whatsoever of who both of these people are and what their relationship is like, it would be sweet. But we do, and quite frankly I’d like to know what exactly Bonnie has done to inspire her. [A]
And I’m omitting most of the other shit because it was “i’m trying my best uwu i’m proud thank you all!”
Edit: In response to the previous posts, I agree with both sentiments. This is kind of like Bonnie’s thread now, because he’s living with Alyssa and therefore kind of intertwined in her life. But at the same time, she is the main focus and he’s just a supporting character in the arc.
It does make things a bit confusing in terms of “where do we put this stupid ass tweet Bonnie just made”, but I think of it like this: When I write an update, I put Alyssa’s shit here and I include Bonnie’s as well. When he and Alyssa go their separate ways, his tweets’ default location will be the tranch thread once more. Of course, sometimes I include Bonnie in the tranch thread if I feel like they’re worth noting/exceptional enough. This is just how I view it, but usually Bonnie’s so exceptional he gets two times the love in both threads.
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This thread has made my day so interesting. holy hell this bitch is all sorts of crazy. I feel all sort of emotions from sad for her to laughing at her back to sad back to wtf dude seriously. She really lives in her own bubble.
Lol what has bonnie done for her (him/they)? I sure as hell wouldnt want my partner to sell herself. This is all so strange.
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This is why I genuinely can't tell if her hair is just unwashed or if she's started to lose it. It's looking pretty limp and scraggly.
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Maybe Kindness is a man because this is something a faggot would write
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Bonnie Nelson, Tenacious Unicorn Ranch, @BonnieMakes -- none of those lead me to KF. So, chances are that those homeowners aren't going to find his gross stuff. Now, if they search by Alyssa's name, they will. But, those homeowners are pretty braindead so they probably won't even bother to do that. I know it's victim blaming, but you're kind of asking for it if you are inviting strangers to treat your home like it is their own.
I wonder if Kindness' eating disorder is being triggered by Bonnie porking up so much? Or watching the sheer volume of food that man scarfs down? I know I wouldn't feel like eating anything if I saw Bonnie's naked body. Honestly, it has got be worse than Kindness' gross hairy asshole and infected meth scabs. Just the image of his front butt in those jeans scarred me for life. I can't imagine seeing what is actually underneath those mom jeans. Ew.
It is clearly thinning at the top of her head. You can see the scalp through the hair there. She's got fine hair already, but she' s got the kind of thinning that old ladies with hair like hers develop once their estrogen starts dropping after menopause. She might as well just go ahead and shave it all off. Learn to love the bald, Kindness, because you are totally getting male patterned baldness out of your larp.
I wonder if Kindness' eating disorder is being triggered by Bonnie porking up so much? Or watching the sheer volume of food that man scarfs down? I know I wouldn't feel like eating anything if I saw Bonnie's naked body. Honestly, it has got be worse than Kindness' gross hairy asshole and infected meth scabs. Just the image of his front butt in those jeans scarred me for life. I can't imagine seeing what is actually underneath those mom jeans. Ew.
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Same, so I went digging and still have no clue.
Emotional tweets from Trauma Day 2020:
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7 years... That implies it could take a while before Bonnie gets the dagger in his back.
Because he only sucks in the metaphorical sense, and have you ever seen an ad: Metaphorical blowjobs US$ 50/10 min?
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The fact this absolute basket case wants to sell her body raises the question of whether there's even a market for hairy, emaciated, horse-faced, frog-voiced zombie women with a gigantic clitoris and every mental illness imaginable who identify as anything but female. It's true that a lot of hookers aren't that attractive and most clients just want the sort of physical intimacy they can't get from whacking off alone in their bedrooms, but at the very least they'll go for someone more feminine looking than Alyssa. Though there seems to be a niche of genderspecial queerbies who pay each other for sex and financially support one another that way, so who knows.
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Correct me if I'm wrong, but isn't prostitution still illegal in CO? I know she's just manically thinking through stuff and just has to post every thought, but it still baffles me that you would want to share all this openly on a public twitter page. Building a case against her for literally anything she ends up going through with would be a slam dunk. Like if they started thinking about selling meth, she'd post the entire cooking process and a full menu of prices. But after grifting for all the supplies they'd just forget about it and move on to the next "plan."
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I think some of you may be missing that her talking explicitly about taking clients ("in-call/out-call" or whatever) was last year.
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Prostitution is illegal in every state except Nevada. In Colorado, she could either be fined between $50 and $750 or get up to 6 months in prison.
I'm starting to think she's actually autistic. She's so absorbed in her twitter hugbox that she doesn't realize that the sex work rants she posts could be used as evidence against her in court. If she isn't larping, she's screwed.
If she's actually whoring herself out and gets caught for doing so, I'd imagine that she'd represent herself and use "sex work is work" as a defense.
I've never heard that. I went to a Catholic school and I don't remember me or any of my classmates asking if someone's "Catholic or Christian". We'd always ask them which church they went to.
The way that Kindness worded her tweet gave me the impression that she considered Catholics and Christians to be two mutually exclusive groups. It didn't seem to me like she was using "Christian" to refer to just Protestants. I dunno, I'm prolly retarded and dumb
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Guarantee you she’s not going out hooking. This is just more attention and sympathy seeking, griftbux raising fiction.
Also gets her more affirmation and ass-pats from the transes.
The only sex work she does is cam shows - prove me wrong!
Also gets her more affirmation and ass-pats from the transes.
The only sex work she does is cam shows - prove me wrong!
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Reading between the lines, I think she did grace the Tranch with her presence and perhaps was even put to work with the serf caste troons. Could this be a show of contrition to ensure a smooth return to the Tranch some time soon?
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If she could fuck Bonnie, there's no reason she couldn't fuck randos. Most of them would be better looking than el Gordo. The only issue would be safety -- but Bonnie's got a gun. He could pimp her out and provide security. He curb stomped some old TERF lady and defeated Earl. Keeping Johns in line should be a piece of cake.
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On tenterhooks for the Troon Bordello chapter.
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No mere mortal, let alone someone as fat as Bonnie, could ever defeat Earl.
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It's not volunteering if it's your own home.
It's not even volunteering if it's a friend or relative's home, unless it's in the context of "I volunteered to wash all the dishes while everyone else played Monopoly" or some shit like that.
These people rape the English language and they should be prosecuted.
It's not even volunteering if it's a friend or relative's home, unless it's in the context of "I volunteered to wash all the dishes while everyone else played Monopoly" or some shit like that.
These people rape the English language and they should be prosecuted.