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Thanks for that, Sperg. Does he also piss his pants?
Oddly not that we have seen, or he's admitted to either.
I wonder if that's some part of the neurology as the centres of the brain that control that kind of thing are close by but are different areas if I am recalling my biology right exist for faecal and urine excretion, it's why some people who have brain surgery or damage can lose partial control of that set of bodily functions so they can't control urination but they can control there bowls or vice versa.
I'm not a doctor just someone with a interest in human biology and medicine and I'd love to see a FMRI of Chris's brain and a genuine interpretation by a real neurologist, as there is no way his brain is normal and that would prove seriously telling about a lot of his behaviour and how he functions, especially stuff like his faecal incontinence.
As I said above, I am still 50/50 if sometimes it's just a matter of convenience for him he's really enjoying playing a game and doesn't see that getting up to go the bog is a good enough reason to stop because it doesn't really bother him, he has a weird pain / discomfort tolerance level where some things don't set him off others that would make most people uncomfortable at least or downright painful but other things people don't even notice sets him right off.
Honestly, I don't even think Chris can even comprehend the idea of there being "villains" in his lore. He simply believes that he can arbitrarily set tests for all of them to "fail".If Chris saw this, he'd take offense; As trying to be the 'kind goddess' he is, being referenced as the villain in his own story makes sense.
In his mind he’s a hero. Every hero needs villains. Simple easy to defeat funny villains that aren’t capable of doing any ~real~ damage.Honestly, I don't even think Chris can even comprehend the idea of there being "villains" in his lore. He simply believes that he can arbitrarily set tests for all of them to "fail".
In his mind he’s a hero. Every hero needs villains. Simple easy to defeat funny villains that aren’t capable of doing any ~real~ damage.
I remember Ben Saint's comics where Chris did a massacre on slime people by acid raining. It went from "I did not kill anyone" to "The damage is put to a minimum" accepting he killed innocent people in fiction.In his mind he’s a hero. Every hero needs villains. Simple easy to defeat funny villains that aren’t capable of doing any ~real~ damage.
Chris was arrested twice because of hate, now arrested out of love, maybe. Three of those arrests happen because of selfishness, regardless of his motivation. (He wanted to be in the game store so badly, he hates blue arms, he's sexually frustrated)If Chris saw this, he'd take offense; As trying to be the 'kind goddess' he is, being referenced as the villain in his own story makes sense.
Not love — lust.Chris was arrested twice because of hate, now arrested out of love, maybe.
He said that way back when he first "discovered" masterbation when he was around 16 (lol) he "used a washcloth" to do the deed, so maybe this somehow caused the deformity?I've never heard of that happening, as a survival strategy do you have any source?
Also I think Chris may have had a slight deformity but he made it worse through some form of physical activity, he's written or talked about wrapping his dick with a wash cloth and he froze it for a jackass stunt and he's strapped it down with a strap on, it's quite likely he did something in his late teens or early 20's or a series of things and it cause it to deform.
He said that way back when he first "discovered" masterbation when he was around 16 (lol) he "used a washcloth" to do the deed, so maybe this somehow caused the deformity?
He used to watch the Saw movies. Which follows your pattern of things anyone can just watch no matter how slow in da mind. He has a child’s understanding, which is why children’s media appeals to him.I was thinking recently, does CWC follow any media or entertainment that isn't meant at least somewhat for children? Other than porn? It's all Pokémon, Sonic, anime, My Little Pony, etc. I guess Family Guy or the Simpsons are the closest things? Monty Python? Other than silly, over-the-top comedies aimed roughly at guys 18-25, not much else comes to mind.
I tend to wonder whether CWC is stuck consuming children's entertainment and media because adult shit goes over her head and is harder to follow. I struggle to picture CWC watching like like, I don't know, a Quentin Tarantino movie or an episode of Succession or some shit, and really fundamentally grasping what's going on.
I think he was an older McDonalds manager named Kirby who worked in a Wal-mart McDonalds around 2005. Supposedly the full name is Kirby McDerbie, I think Chris made that up and his last name could be literally anything. If anyone has Facebook feel free to look that name up though, I don't have Facebook. Maybe if you really want to track him down look up similar names like Kirby McDaniels or something.I really hope somebody finally finds the real Merried Seinor Comic and interviews them. I'd love to hear the story from another villain's perspective.
In a rather jarring departure from his normal preferences, Chris has watched most or all of the Saw movies.I was thinking recently, does CWC follow any media or entertainment that isn't meant at least somewhat for children? Other than porn? It's all Pokémon, Sonic, anime, My Little Pony, etc. I guess Family Guy or the Simpsons are the closest things? Monty Python? Other than silly, over-the-top comedies aimed roughly at guys 18-25, not much else comes to mind.
I tend to wonder whether CWC is stuck consuming children's entertainment and media because adult shit goes over her head and is harder to follow. I struggle to picture CWC watching like like, I don't know, a Quentin Tarantino movie or an episode of Succession or some shit, and really fundamentally grasping what's going on.
He did try to escape by vandalizing the cell wall to make a portal. He thinks Chalk Zone logic can be applied here.Shawshank Redemption but with Chris Chan
One interesting article I read a while back explains why autistic children like cartoons and anime (It was an article about why many autistic kids are so obsessed with Thomas the Tank Engine) but really it seems to apply to autistic people in general, it's basically:I was thinking recently, does CWC follow any media or entertainment that isn't meant at least somewhat for children? Other than porn? It's all Pokémon, Sonic, anime, My Little Pony, etc. I guess Family Guy or the Simpsons are the closest things? Monty Python? Other than silly, over-the-top comedies aimed roughly at guys 18-25, not much else comes to mind.
I tend to wonder whether CWC is stuck consuming children's entertainment and media because adult shit goes over her head and is harder to follow. I struggle to picture CWC watching like like, I don't know, a Quentin Tarantino movie or an episode of Succession or some shit, and really fundamentally grasping what's going on.
I believe they potty trained him obviously but not very well, bite of a powelevel when it was babysitting some family friends kids, it wasn’t uncommon for kids to not be trained till they were like 3, like for my cousin Whom I looked after still needed a diaper change even though she was like 2 1/2 years old, a bit late for kids nowadays. Maybe nowadays 3 is the normal age to be put out of diapers and around my time it was like 2, Barb is still a shitty mother and was too lazy to teach him properly or maybe had Bob do most of the dirty work.Chris, go out and shit to the extreme!
I've always been of the opinion that, other than not being disciplined, Borb never potty trained Chris. For kids, toilet training starts at around age 3, and Chris was a mute at the time. So, It must've been hard for Chris to communicate to his parents about using the bathroom, and the mentality just stuck. Adding that Chris gets legit scared shitless (or becomes stressed to the point of shitting himself), it's no wonder the last resort was to wear Butt Garments, and Chris being Chris, ironically didn't want to wear them cause they were for babies, and didn't see any problem for hisrape victimmother to wash his then 20 year old soiled pants. Ironically, should Chris live to be around 80, he will have to wear diapers.
I wish more people would yell DIRTY CRAPPED BRIEFS rather than JULAY at Chris.
Well he did say watching the mostly offscreen sex scene in End of Evangelion made him feel like he was watching a big kid's movie.I tend to wonder whether CWC is stuck consuming children's entertainment and media because adult shit goes over her head and is harder to follow. I struggle to picture CWC watching like like, I don't know, a Quentin Tarantino movie or an episode of Succession or some shit, and really fundamentally grasping what's going on.
The funny thing is, he didn't even really get Saw either. I think it was Marvin who pointed out to him that Jigsaw's motivations were his own warped sense of morality, that he killed people because he thought he was in the right and that he didn't see himself as a villain. Pretty obvious to you and me, but Chris' response was something like, "You just blew my mind." Like the idea of a villain having any sort of complex motivations beyond just being evil is an advanced concept for Chris.He used to watch the Saw movies. Which follows your pattern of things anyone can just watch no matter how slow in da mind. He has a child’s understanding, which is why children’s media appeals to him.