Wuhan Coronavirus: Megathread - Got too big

[Smug Chuckler]

Isn't the russian vaccine spuntnik literally a coronavirus merged with a rhinovirus as well or something like that?

As some of us might already know, the vaccine passports didn't made a big difference.

The Israelis knew this months ago and they were the first to implement the dumb passport but for sinister reasons.

 

[Dog-O-Tron 5000v5.0]

Lol, Trevor Noah makes a good point though

View attachment 2773230

Lol he's gonna get cancelled for this. I can hear the heckin' soyrage now...

Also this is just twisted. The only arguments the kids have are stupid 5G ones, and they make it seem like it's totally normal to need a shot to do normal things:

 

[fhqwhgads]

@chiobu, can't quote directly

Check this reddit thread in a bit for copium and doom lol

https://www.reddit.com/r/Coronavirus/comments/r8nxoc/two_men_with_omicron_went_to_a_christmas/

Archive here

Two men with Omicron went to a Christmas Conference, now 90-100 peopl…

archived 4 Dec 2021 14:28:13 UTC

archive.md

But mainly just wanted to point at this faggot for everyone to laugh at:



Work parties, I can get wanting to get out of, they often suck anyway, but dude is clearly just a freak for not even wanting to see family. Probably best for everyone if he doesn't go tbf!

 

[Friendly_AI]

Isn't the russian vaccine spuntnik literally a coronavirus merged with a rhinovirus as well or something like that?

Something like that, it's an adenovirus vector based vaccine.
Quoting from official website:
"The Sputnik V vaccine is based on a proven well-studied human adenovirus vector platform; these vectors cause the common cold and have plagued humanity for millennia".

About Sputnik V

About Sputnik V | Official website vaccine against coronavirus Sputnik V.

sputnikvaccine.com

EDIT: Some slight PL insight - one of elderly relatives was vaccinated with 2 doses of Sputnik, is now hospitalized with Corona, while having no breathing difficulties and no fever. I don't understand why they sent this relative to a hospital, but hope for the safe outcome.

 

[Wahgonga]

Lol he's gonna get cancelled for this. I can hear the heckin' soyrage now...

Also this is just twisted. The only arguments the kids have are stupid 5G ones, and they make it seem like it's totally normal to need a shot to do normal things:

That "For the Youth" video is beyond twisted. All that tinfoil hat magnetic/chip/5G bullshit but not one mention of kids in their age group being at the very real risk of developing Myocarditis/Pericarditis from the shot.

Fucking sick shit man.

 

[Rollin' On My Cadillac]

Covid-19: Mask up like you're in Malaysia, says Khairy to M'sians abroad
Yeah, no. When in Rome...

Covid-19 Watch: More new cases than recoveries, says Health DG
Is that so? Then considering how most news sites got rid of the Covid tracker on their front page, I guess it means that we're past worrying about Covid, yeah?

Spoiler

Turns out, Mr. Astrazeneca is actually Mr. Sinovac, apparently.
Dude got a Pfizer booster shot yesterday, and felt some sickness or a fever coming on but opted to keep working as usual like a man.

I'm no science guy, but is this whole vaccine mixing thing something of concern?
Gonna assume I won't be getting one any time soon, because of demographics, but the government will probably push for it at some point.

 

[Rezza]

I found this news article from the Washington Post rather interesting:



"The omicron variant is likely to have picked up genetic material from another virus that causes the common cold in humans, according to a new preliminary study, prompting one of its authors to suggest omicron could have greater transmissibility but lower virulence than other variants of the novel coronavirus.

"Researchers from Nference, a Cambridge, Mass.-based firm that analyzes biomedical information, sequenced omicron and found a snippet of genetic code that is also present in a virus that can bring about a cold. They say this particular mutation could have occurred in a host simultaneously infected by SARS-CoV-2, also known as the novel coronavirus, and the HCoV-229E coronavirus, which can cause the common cold. The shared genetic code with HCoV-229E has not been detected in other novel coronavirus variants, the scientists said.

"The study is in preprint and has not been peer-reviewed.

"The “striking” similarity between omicron and HCoV-229E could have made the former “more accustomed to human hosts” and likely to evade some immune system responses, said Venky Soundararajan, a biological engineer who co-wrote the study.
“By virtue of omicron adopting this insertion … it is essentially taking a leaf out of the seasonal coronaviruses’ page, which [explains] … how it lives and transmits more efficiently with human beings," he said."

So it means the Omicron is more infectious, but with less severe symptoms? I can see Xi and the CCP fuming about this due to their insistence on "Zero Infection" strategy

 

[UVB-76]

Isn't the russian vaccine spuntnik literally a coronavirus merged with a rhinovirus as well or something like that?

They don't cross viruses. It's the same tech as J&J, they use an adenovirus that was reengineered so that instead of infecting cells and injecting their own genome to replicate virus, they inject the code to produce spike protein.
It doesn't contain the corona but it has the same spike concerns as mRNA, plus if injected into the bloodstream it interacts with platelets which also makes it a clotshot.

 

[TheTrumanShow]

There is some pushback:
During 3G control in Nuremberg: Passers-by want to prevent arrest

Bei 3G-Kontrolle in Nürnberg: Passanten wollen Festnahme verhindern

Nürnberg - Passanten haben in Nürnberg nach einer Corona-Kontrolle in der U-Bahn eine Festnahme zu verhindern versucht.

www.nordbayern.de

LOVE IT!

I'm sure this incident only made it into the news as a propaganda piece to show that only criminals are unvaccinated, but still.

Isn't it great that there is no more crime in Germany, so that the police has the time to check the vaxx-status on public transportation? Just like the WuFlu magically eradicated all other diseases! Thank you, Corona-chan!

seriously i had Goosebumps reading this but for all the wrong reasons.
sure its nice people did a lil something and what not.

but here it is, the fucking end game boys. How I wish Alex Jones hadn't sold his soul just because a plutocrat with the same social views as him became president while also crapping out complete nonsense stories about kids and their parents. The rants would be epic.

Look, this is the crypto-punk world being attacked before it's even started. This may not even be a conspiracy they have yet, who ever they are, Im just seeing what this is gonna be applied to in 10-20-30 years time.


By giving cops a RIGHT to check your (covid)papers without any suspicion (with a permanent pandemic as its excuse) they get a backdoor into warrantless stops and searches.

In the future when you may be late with some permit for this or that or haven't gone on board with a certain government program or maybe you'll some small time crook just trying to survive or a government dissident on the run, they will fucking get you anywhere, everywhere at random.


o h m y g o d.

Turns out these Dutch people have even more detailed, weekly statistics. Skip to page 81 of the weekly PDF for an age-cohort distribution of Cases and Deaths.

I personally Scienced™ this into a more visual format:

View attachment 2767662

What do we learn from this:

• Average Case age is 38,9
• Median Case cohort is 35–39
• Average Death age is 81,5 (counting 95+ as 97)
• Median Death cohort is 80–84

In the combined Cases/Deaths graph you can see that Cases are mostly uncorrelated to Deaths (as mentioned in my previous analysis). The average Death age of 81,5 is more than two years higher than the average 79 year life expectancy in the Netherlands. So you're better off having the virus.

From the bottom-right pie chart it's also instantly clear that no young people are dying with the virus. Not even boomers really.

Also, in total about 20K virus Deaths have been recorded over 20 months. That's roughly 8% of all deaths in the Netherlands. Forcing vaccinations and throwing people in jail will probably not prevent the other 92% of deaths.

its not just deaths though. it destroys the bodies of those who survive a serious episode of it. permanent tiredness, violent diarrhea (sp?), destroyed lung capacity and so on. It kills in two ways, the first one is through the sickness, thats what gets most old people. But because it infects so much of your body and your lungs almost completely then to kill it your body destroys itself through an excasperated immuno-response, which is the way it gets those young and really fit.

 

[The Wicked Mitch]

Incredible TOXICITY and WHOLESALE SLANDER from (((VICE))) implying that the FDA and Big Pharma might not always be 100% True and Honest

 

[Escaped Abortion]

its not just deaths though. it destroys the bodies of those who survive a serious episode of it. permanent tiredness, violent diarrhea (sp?), destroyed lung capacity and so on. It kills in two ways, the first one is through the sickness, thats what gets most old people. But because it infects so much of your body and your lungs almost completely then to kill it your body destroys itself through an excasperated immuno-response, which is the way it gets those young and really fit.

It does not, in fact, destroy most people's bodies. Everyone I know who had it was absolutely fine afterwards. Yes, some people get post viral syndrome... that happens with flu and other illnesses too, on occasion, but yet you never twisted your panties in fear over that since it's also rare, eventually passes and the media never told you to be scared.

Most people don't get the serious lung issues to any degree. Like 99% of non-olds won't get that, and only a fraction of those will be bad enough to need a transplant. Yes, it would suck if you are the 1% in that go around, but acting like it's the three way love child of rabies, small pox majora and ebola is just ridiculous.

Most of the "long covid" people in one study were tested to find out they didn't even have covid. They were a bunch of munchies munchin'. That's probably most of them overall, too... since I know plenty of people who "thought they had covid" during some part of last year, but were mistaken from later blood tests and other diagnostics.

Your body could theoretically overreact to a cold and kill you too. Happens in young people pretty fucking rarely, but again, because no one pushes that onto you you haven't lived your live up until 2019 like a hypochondriac. Trust me, I know because I actually was a hypochondriac for most of my life, so I understand how scary the knowledge of everything that can kill you can be and how difficult it is to actually put that into perspective to not become paralyzed by that fear.

 

[TheTrumanShow]

It does not, in fact, destroy most people's bodies. Everyone I know who had it was absolutely fine afterwards. Yes, some people get post viral syndrome... that happens with flu and other illnesses too, on occasion, but yet you never twisted your panties in fear over that since it's also rare, eventually passes and the media never told you to be scared.

Most people don't get the serious lung issues to any degree. Like 99% of non-olds won't get that, and only a fraction of those will be bad enough to need a transplant. Yes, it would suck if you are the 1% in that go around, but acting like it's the three way love child of rabies, small pox majora and ebola is just ridiculous.

Most of the "long covid" people in one study were tested to find out they didn't even have covid. They were a bunch of munchies munchin'. That's probably most of them overall, too... since I know plenty of people who "thought they had covid" during some part of last year, but were mistaken from later blood tests and other diagnostics.

Your body could theoretically overreact to a cold and kill you too. Happens in young people pretty fucking rarely, but again, because no one pushes that onto you you haven't lived your live up until 2019 like a hypochondriac. Trust me, I know because I actually was a hypochondriac for most of my life, so I understand how scary the knowledge of everything that can kill you can be and how difficult it is to actually put that into perspective to not become paralyzed by that fear.

where am i acting like its a three way love child of r s and e?

Ive seen and heard enough about this disease from an anecdotal perspective. Let alone the things Ive read about it and the fact that my experience with it was the second time I thought I might die (even though i wasn't) - the first one being a kayaking accident - to make me seriously respect it.

But hey, ignorance is bliss.

 

[feral cat #6385]

Whelp, I think I might have unwittingly exposed myself today. I made the mistake of trying to go to the company Christmas party when unbeknownst to me, they required proof of vaccination at the door. I did the good ol' "I think I left it in my car" and drove off. Now I need to think about what I'm going to say Monday, as I already told my immediate coworkers that I was attending. I'm lucky in that I don't think most of them would care if they knew I was unvaccinated. I have a great reputation within my team. I'm mostly worried about more people higher up finding out. It's funny because the company already made us give our vaccination statuses and I declined to state. I have been taking antigen tests every day, (and testing negative everyday) per their requirement. I guess it's okay when the """anti-vaxxers""" work overtime to meet the tight release schedule, but not okay when they show up for the after party.

I brought my friend (who already knew I'm not vaccinated) and when we got back from the awkward encounter, I asked to see his CDC card. He asked if I was going to make a fake one and I said that it might be good to have in the case of a difficult situation like that. He got slightly offended and told me that people were getting caught for using fakes. How true is that? I find it hard to believe that most places are keeping records of vaccination cards and then calling the pharmacies on them.

You are the type of person who should get vaxxed.

 

[Lichen Bark]

ITM Slave.

I hate abbreviations. If you're going to call someone out at least spell out the entire word. International Tool Manufacturing Slave? Clowns, they make no sense half the time. It's like when the Mexicans yell at me "puta chew madre!" I tell them, sorry don't know what you mean, and they just get more frustrated. I can't makeup a smart ass reply if you speak in code.

 

[Honka Honka Burning Love]

I hate abbreviations. If you're going to call someone out at least spell out the entire word. International Tool Manufacturing Slave? Clowns, they make no sense half the time. It's like when the Mexicans yell at me "puta chew madre!" I tell them, sorry don't know what you mean, and they just get more frustrated. I can't makeup a smart ass reply if you speak in code.

It means In the Morning, It is supposed to be a subtle call from one No Agenda Producer to another and is abbreviated to make it a code word. Now go eat some Mac and Cheese and calm down.

 

[Dog-O-Tron 5000v5.0]

Something like that, it's an adenovirus vector based vaccine.
Quoting from official website:
"The Sputnik V vaccine is based on a proven well-studied human adenovirus vector platform; these vectors cause the common cold and have plagued humanity for millennia".

About Sputnik V

About Sputnik V | Official website vaccine against coronavirus Sputnik V.

sputnikvaccine.com

When the official website says it's made with things that "have plagued humanity for millennia" then maybe we should take it at face value...

 

[Lichen Bark]

Yeah that sub's astroturfed to hell, but on reddit it feels like more and more people are daring to question lockdowns/vaccines and jannies are less inclined to delete those comments. They're often upvoted a lot too.

For example, the comments here, even though there's only a few at the moment

r/Coronavirus - ‘The Daily Show’s’ Trevor Noah Jabs On Vaccinations, Angering Some

18 votes and 18 comments so far on Reddit

www.reddit.com

Lol, Trevor Noah makes a good point though

View attachment 2773230

The guy's on 'No Agenda' seem to think that Moderna is going to take the fall if anything bad comes from the mRNA stuff, as they are "relatively" small with no other real products, unlike Pfizer. The data company used for the Pfizer and Moderna shot testing "medidata solutions" had their CEO Glen de Vries murdered "die in a plane crash" recently. He also recently flew with Jeff Bezos on his mini rocket to the edge of space, weird. Makes you wonder a bit though, he sounded like a pretty experienced pilot, and had a flight school. What Trevor Noah says starts to make sense if it looks like they want to sacrifice Moderna to the wolves. Wonder if more negative Moderna press will start to be released.

Medidata Solutions co-founder Glen de Vries dies in plane crash

Glen de Vries, the co-founder of the clinical IT software giant Medidata Solutions, died in a plane crash last week. Emergency crews found the wreckage of a Cessna 172 in a wooded area in northern New Jersey on Thursday. De Vries was an instrument-rated private pilot, though authorities have not

endpts.com

Medidata Solutions co-founder Glen de Vries dies in plane crash – End…

archived 4 Dec 2021 16:53:38 UTC

archive.vn

It means In the Morning, It is supposed to be a subtle call from one No Agenda Producer to another and is abbreviated to make it a code word. Now go eat some Mac and Cheese and calm down.

I've only listened to a couple of episodes. When you mention "in the morning" though that does ring a bell, if you typed the whole thing out I would have gotten your joke. They say that a lot, and I have a strange craving for mac and cheese (with cheap cheddar) after every show, don't know why.

 

[low sodium]

By giving cops a RIGHT to check your (covid)papers without any suspicion (with a permanent pandemic as its excuse) they get a backdoor into warrantless stops and searches.

Yes, exactly.

Last year, we had a nighttime curfew in Germany. You were only allowed to leave the house for a limited number of reasons, for example to go to work. So the police was allowed to stop anyone who was out at night and ask where he's going. Everyone was a criminal until proven otherwise - that's some scary shit.

 

[TheTrumanShow]

Yes, exactly.

Last year, we had a nighttime curfew in Germany. You were only allowed to leave the house for a limited number of reasons, for example to go to work. So the police was allowed to stop anyone who was out at night and ask where he's going. Everyone was a criminal until proven otherwise - that's some scary shit.

they were a few years off, but oh well. kinda funny movie tbh.



Just when Poland is looking the other way into Belarus as well! hmm...

 

[Escaped Abortion]

where am i acting like its a three way love child of r s and e?

Ive seen and heard enough about this disease from an anecdotal perspective. Let alone the things Ive read about it and the fact that my experience with it was the second time I thought I might die (even though i wasn't) - the first one being a kayaking accident - to make me seriously respect it.

But hey, ignorance is bliss.

Well if you had it, then you are already doomed, eh? Might as well just kill yourself now to spare the terrible end from all your covid health problems.

None of my friends came even close to dying, or having that bad an experience. In fact, being extra grumpy and losing the sense of smell and taste for awhile was the worst of it. Everyone varies, but clearly your lungs are doomed and you have only weeks to live before you drown in your own fluids, so maybe it's time to run a bath, fill it with rose petals and a toaster. It will be quicker, as you will never be free from corona chan, now.