Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Nod Flenders]

I guess Bob thinks importing bananas from Costa Rica, Pineapples from Thailand/The Philippines, and some vegetables from Mexico means that most of USA's food comes from abroad.

I guess he doesn't know that certain food items aren't native to the USA, and other food items are.

 

[BubbleButt]

I guess he doesn't know that certain food items aren't native to the USA, and other food items are.

Truly the greatest thinker of this century.

 

[King Dead]

I guess Bob thinks importing bananas from Costa Rica, Pineapples from Thailand/The Phillipines, and some vegetables from Mexico means that most of USA's food comes from abroad.

It's the same sort of smoothbrain analysis that claims that California produces most of the US's food, when the actual statistic is that California produces the most expensive food, especially almonds (which are water-intensive and a big source of many of the state's water woes, but dammit they just can't let them go). We could live without California's agricultural production, but if the Midwest was reverted to wilderness like Bobby demands, not just us but many nations around the world would feel the pain.

Of particular note, China (aka Bob's ideal utopia) would have lots of hungry people very quickly, especially given their own poor mismanagement of their limited arable land. The harbingers of the Superior Future, everybody!

ETA: I had a hunch that it's been a while since we've seen Bobby even mention the "Superior Future," so I did a Twitter search. Interestingly enough, I found zero tweets of his specifically-capitalized phrase, and the only six lowercase instances I found were between November 2017 and August 2020. It seems as though he hated how his catchphrase didn't catch on like he wanted, and the mockery forced him to go back and delete all mentions of it.

The tweets that remain are generally complaints about the damned dirty obsolescents standing in the way of his sexbot-and-rocketship future he earned, but the top result really made me laugh. Enjoy this blast from the past:

Yep, the Superior Future is a horsefaced bartender with zero understanding of economics doing a Twitch stream with some randy (my mistake, not some randy, but another lolcow sex pest, Hbomberguy). I'd honestly forgotten Sandy had done this a couple years ago; pretty sure she never did again, but I don't follow the Skwad™'s antics because I have way better things to do with my time. Like chronicle the misadventures of a fat diabetic "movie critic."

 

[AirdropShitposts]

Bob's trying desperately to gain the attention of pro-abortion m'ladys (in the context of "we already have x")
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If the Supreme Court does overturn Roe/Casey, that doesn't mean we lose "reproductive freedom." Many states will keep the current laws.

Also, more evidence that Robert doesn't believe that you can turn back to the Thinker side, as he's still describing states as "obsolete" or not based on their 2016 vote.

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China has not gotten "OFF" lockdown (which yes, is much more harsh than the West, it includes literally locking people inside their homes), has an incredibly faulty vaccine to where they've scrapped it and are trying to instead copy ours (I actually agree that we should just give it to them and everyone else, but your Thinkers in power don't want to Bob!), and the "moved on from COVID" shit is just straight up CCP propaganda.

Robert again repeats his belief that shutting down the entire American economy with nothing to replace it would have stopped a global pandemic.

Video Game Confusion:
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Not Oppenheimer, the Bhagavad Gita, you white ghoul cultural appropriator.

Glenn Greenwald:
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What "machinery" is he talking about that Glenn Greenwald, a fucking writer, BUILT that justifies self-proclaimed leftists (like Robert?) to attack charities that protect dogs from abuse and provide housing/care/etc. in the favelas as unjust because Greenwald promoted them. (This is what the argument is about, I note that Robert didn't bring to his small audience attention to any of that, but instead tried nitpicking a Greenwald response to it.)

 

[Open Window Maniac]

I think Bob's deal with the USA importing most of its food is to him the USA is the East and West coasts with all the elite people on them, like him. The part of the country that grows all the food isn't really the USA because people don't live there. Only mayghouls that deserve to be gassed do.

 

[AirdropShitposts]

Robert should refuse to eat food that's been touched by mayoghoul hands.

 

[make_it_so]

I actually agree Bob - smart is superior to stupid, and thinkers are superior to believers, and that this is a choice if there is a future worth living in.

And by all objective metrics, you are stupid, you are a believer, and it is your vision of the "superior future" promoted by you and the various Twitter addicted degenerates and consoomerist nigger cattle that is utterly horrific and dystopic - and so everyone else should do whatever it takes to make sure it never takes hold and that you subhuman parasites are kept away from the levers of power at all costs.

 

[Jetpack Himmler]

Of particular note, China (aka Bob's ideal utopia) would have lots of hungry people very quickly, especially given their own poor mismanagement of their limited arable land. The harbingers of the Superior Future, everybody!

I have heard that the People's Republic of China imports 30% of its food, which is another major weakness. It's not just the mismanagement of their land either, the PRC has or had a problem with food waste as people ordered HUGE meals in restaurants to impress their friends and discarded the leftovers as keeping them was socially frowned upon.

I recommend that my fellow Kiwis look up a user by the name of "laowhy86" on YouTube. He's a former American expat who lived in China before the CCP started "investigating" him and forced him to leave the country. He's been revealing much of what goes on behind the Great Firewall and much of what Bob believes about China is pure bullshit.

 

[make_it_so]

How? I get Bob losing money but a notable percentage all at once? This an end of month thing? Did everyone just decide to clean out their Patreon at the same time to free up some cash for Christmas? Or did he do something singularly odious?

I like to imagine that a sizable number of his Patreon contributors - much like a sizable number of his YouTube subscirbers - are essentially zombie accounts: someone started contributing but eventually forgot about it/stopped caring, and the loss of support only showed up once they got new credit cards.

 

[Koby_Fish]

I have heard that the People's Republic of China imports 30% of its food, which is another major weakness. It's not just the mismanagement of their land either, the PRC has or had a problem with food waste as people ordered HUGE meals in restaurants to impress their friends and discarded the leftovers as keeping them was socially frowned upon.

I recommend that my fellow Kiwis look up a user by the name of "laowhy86" on YouTube. He's a former American expat who lived in China before the CCP started "investigating" him and forced him to leave the country. He's been revealing much of what goes on behind the Great Firewall and much of what Bob believes about China is pure bullshit.

according to a very recent Razorfist video, China imports a bunch of food from NEBRASKA. In other words, a Mayoghoul State.

Bob is so stupid he thinks we're at the point where "robots can sow/maintain/reap the crops" which is why he thinks the USA can afford to minecraft the mayonnaise ghouls.

BTW I heard about that youtuber from a bud of mine, very informative. Chances Bob has seen that youtube channel, though, is 0.0%, as are his chances of believing it if he were to discover it.

 

[Woe-B-Gon (TM)]

I'm out of the loop - what video game was Oppenheimer in? The only one I can think of is Trinity. (And even then he's not named, you have to infer.)

Also, why retweet that? There's no way Bob was actually confusing the voice of Skeletor with the father of the atomic bomb, right?

...right?

 

[A Watchful Ghost]

Officially, George Jetson wasn't born until August 27th, 2022.

All this futurist talk only further supports the theory that is hidden behind this grandiose talk of a future that should have happened for a while now. It is more than clear the hidden reason why Bob is so angry that we haven't gotten it (Despite being impossible no matter what happens) at this rate. And that's because of one thing.

He is scared of death.

He might pretend otherwise but for all the talk of being better of the undesirable getting gassed ultimately falls one of his greatest delusions. Becoming a cyborg so he can leave his fat body and live longer. Which is not happening rapidly. And Bob knows it.

He knows that his time is coming to an end and there is no turning back to get out of the prison he made. So this coping with alcohol and constant anger is simply a way to express that fear of 'Superyah fun hah" being nothing but bullocks. And how his enemies may live longer than him.

It angers and depressed him that is coming more true than he wants to admit.

Why do you think he is been getting more open to his habits? It is the perfect punishment. Bob Chipman may die an unremarkable death while his enemies and bullies a fulfilling one.

 

[UserAccess]

according to a very recent Razorfist video, China imports a bunch of food from NEBRASKA. In other words, a Mayoghoul State.

Bob is so stupid he thinks we're at the point where "robots can sow/maintain/reap the crops" which is why he thinks the USA can afford to minecraft the mayonnaise ghouls.

BTW I heard about that youtuber from a bud of mine, very informative. Chances Bob has seen that youtube channel, though, is 0.0%, as are his chances of believing it if he were to discover it.

Dude, because of agricultural technology being crazy beyond any other nation on this planet, the United States has the production capability and land resources to feed the entire planet by itself. And there's no two ways around it-- you can't do that on concrete and parking lots.

Bob seems to think you just plant an Eskimo Pie in some potting soil and if you give it water and talk to it enough, ice cream on a stick grows. Which, of course, is fucking retarded. Which, of course, Bob is.

 

[Koby_Fish]

Dude, because of agricultural technology being crazy beyond any other nation on this planet, the United States has the production capability and land resources to feed the entire planet by itself. And there's no two ways around it-- you can't do that on concrete and parking lots.

Bob seems to think you just plant an Eskimo Pie in some potting soil and if you give it water and talk to it enough, ice cream on a stick grows. Which, of course, is fucking retarded. Which, of course, Bob is.

Even were Bob intelligent enough to think beyond "MUH MOON WHEAT", and realize that actual farms are actual patches of dirt and not hydroponic bullshit, even the concept that "robots can do it all" is extremely stupid. Robots need energy. Either in the form of batteries, fuel cells, a gas tank, or a super-duper long extension cord. The infrastructure required to support such machines on a grand enough scale to maintain and harvest hundreds of acres of grain is mindboggling, and not reachable anytime soon. Bob, of course, is currently too stupid to see the impracticality of it all.

 

[Suburban Bastard]

I guess Bob thinks importing bananas from Costa Rica, Pineapples from Thailand/The Phillipines, and some vegetables from Mexico means that most of USA's food comes from abroad.

Shush, he’s still trying to not think about the r*ral farms that giant plate of turkey he ate last thanksgiving came from.

 

[AirdropShitposts]

I'm out of the loop - what video game was Oppenheimer in? The only one I can think of is Trinity. (And even then he's not named, you have to infer.)

Also, why retweet that? There's no way Bob was actually confusing the voice of Skeletor with the father of the atomic bomb, right?

...right?

Fallout 4 uses the quote in a mission and Fallout 76 uses it as a mission title, Inside Edition must have typed the quote and "video game" into Google. Here's a link to the clip: https://twitter.com/Liv_Agar/status/1466987906149625858

And yes, Robert originally tweeted that it was Alan Oppenheimer, then deleted it:

Neither one is right. J. Robert Oppenheimer (who knew Sanskrit) was quoting the Bhagavad Gita, he actually quoted from it twice in regards to the atomic bomb, the "I am become Death" was his second (but much more famous) years-later, after use of the bombs on Japan, quoting of it.

 

[Boom Boss]

Shush, he’s still trying to not think about the r*ral farms that giant plate of turkey he ate last thanksgiving came from.

It's too bad the title of this thread had the phrase "coping poorly" removed, because Bob is always coping poorly.

 

[AngeloTheWizard]

Peace doesn't want you? Are you absolutely retarded, Bobby? Where's war in your life? Where's hardship? Where's anything that could give yourself meaning? You don't fight, you just talk shit on Twitter! You don't train in any aspect of fighting. When was the last time you hauled your fat ass to a firing range? When was the last time you practiced any kind of martial art? Have you even ever been in a fight?! Your whole life has been peace, but like most Americans you have to pretend it wasn't simply to sound strong.

I went out to my Hema class today and did drills with saber and longsword. I have more claim to a life of war than Bobby does. And I don't even pretend I'm a good fighter, I'm some jackass who spends his Saturday afternoon banging some sticks around.

 

[make_it_so]

I'm out of the loop - what video game was Oppenheimer in? The only one I can think of is Trinity. (And even then he's not named, you have to infer.)

Also, why retweet that? There's no way Bob was actually confusing the voice of Skeletor with the father of the atomic bomb, right?

...right?

Remember, unlike those GQP mayo-ghouls who aren't people, Bob is SMART.

S. M. R. T.

 

[Arthur Morgan]

I went out to my Hema class today and did drills with saber and longsword. I have more claim to a life of war than Bobby does. And I don't even pretend I'm a good fighter, I'm some jackass who spends his Saturday afternoon banging some sticks around.

But he was in a war. He was a soldier in the great console wars of the early 90s.