Skitzocow Kindness / Alyssa Jo Frauens / @KindKinkster / AJ Frauens / Stella Lawrence / Zion Stellar and Paul Mendoza / Bonnie Nelson / @BonnieMakes - LF BPD munchie furry dogsitter to pee in bathtub and eat all my food, inquire inside, hourly rates

[Tactical Wizard]

Sorry I'm a little late but do they need to rent a crane and cut a hole in a wall to get him back in there?

Okay, so... Paul went back to the tranch with Alyssa in tow and frontin' like this is his triumphal and less than forty-eight hours later, he's doom posting, deleting his twitter and on his way back to the $1600 per month apartment where he fucks a baby-robot. So what the fuck happened?

Also, isn't Paul or at least, Paul's family connections the thing that keeps all of this financed?

True but less snappy. Forgot to say *lost what little money he had from tranch sales (probably) on there too.

Don't get me wrong, the tranch was a shithole but at least it was something more than Alyssa's hovel. Even then, he put so much value on it that he wants to be the RIGHTFUL LEADER of the tranch with Alyssa as his tendie slave at his side and has tard raged over people not kissing his and her ass as much as he hoped. He may have lost control of a turd, but it is a prized turd worth 100mil in his mind and therefor still is a loss for him.


Sadly, Sky probably isn't a loss aside from legal issues.

I realize that this is probably the wrong place for it but I'm at a weird place with the tranch. I'll laugh while they go down in flames because of their crazy financial arrangement where they're somehow an LLC and a non-profit at the same time but I also wouldn't mind seeing them get one over. I love people who find a way to live on their own terms

Even if you're fucking it up left and right because your only lens on the world is twitter, even if you'll only have it for a time because you're insanely out of your depth and you took on the task of running a ranch while being a bunch of clout-chasing gender-blobs that are perfectly willing to slander their neighbors for griftbux and asspats? Even if you took your griftbux that could have been used to buy a tractor and instead financed said tractor, thereby making the day of reckoning that much more catastrophic? Even if you shitcanned a potential stream of income because some fucking rando furry on twitter threw a fit? Even if you did all of this in service to an ideology that is based entirely around what you wish were true rather than what is true?

You're still with your tribe, trying to make something work. You're trying to carve a home out of nothing so that you can have something, even if that something is being crammed assholes to elbows with a bunch of other dysfunctional fucks who are as ill-suited to their situation as you are. That's a roof over your head, a steady meal and your in-group until it all comes crashing down. And that in-group includes someone that you fucking married; that means something, even if you didn't realize it.

Paul? You made your bed. Now sleep in it.

 

[Peru oso donas]

“care for the critters at my shelter” bitch, those are your pets at your house, it isn’t like you run an actual sanctuary.

Speaking of "criters", what happened to Alyssa's dog, cat and rats, now that she is living on the tranch indefinitely? Did she brought them with her? Did she leave them to starve and rot in their own feces again?

 

[Old Fart]

I realize that this is probably the wrong place for it but I'm at a weird place with the tranch. I'll laugh while they go down in flames because of their crazy financial arrangement where they're somehow an LLC and a non-profit at the same time but I also wouldn't mind seeing them get one over. I love people who find a way to live on their own terms

I would agree if livestock wasn't involved. That is simply not acceptable.

 

[artilleryfroth]

Speaking of "criters", what happened to Alyssa's dog, cat and rats, now that she is living on the tranch indefinitely? Did she brought them with her? Did she leave them to starve and rot in their own feces again?

Surely she’s only visiting the tranch, I mean she’s “booked out” for the whole of December with dog-sitting, right? Also, even Paul said in his tweet that it was a “visit”.

 

[dflatline]

She's not on the tranch; they had a quick visit and went back.

 

[Oxyjen]

Yeah they’re back home in Denver.

I’m sure this was only planned to be a short visit to try to smooth things over, since last time kindness showed up it was a total catastrofuck resulting in this entire story arc.

But by the sounds of it, it did Not Go Well.

 

[Stupid Sexy Flanders]

Okay, so... Paul went back to the tranch with Alyssa in tow and frontin' like this is his triumphal and less than forty-eight hours later, he's doom posting, deleting his twitter and on his way back to the $1600 per month apartment where he fucks a baby-robot. So what the fuck happened?

I'm guessing he went back there confident that they were going to grovel and beg for him to come back. That Sky would've been put in his place when he accused him publically of being abusive. Perhaps that would've worked but I assume Penny, for once, might have stepped in - probably because Sky is more valuable as a tranch worker and that despite him having two useless "subs" inside the tranch himself, they mostly keep to their own (as has been noted with Kevin, it literally seems at times that he's living entirely somewhere else while all this is going down) and aren't disturbing things unlike Alyssa who actively seemed to behave insufferable during the short time she was there.

Now Boners back to sulking in Denver that they're still drawing a hard line on having Alyssa living there.

 

[RonRiot]

I'm guessing he went back there confident that they were going to grovel and beg for him to come back. That Sky would've been put in his place when he accused him publically of being abusive. Perhaps that would've worked but I assume Penny, for once, might have stepped in - probably because Sky is more valuable as a tranch worker and that despite him having two useless "subs" inside the tranch himself, they mostly keep to their own (as has been noted with Kevin, it literally seems at times that he's living entirely somewhere else while all this is going down) and aren't disturbing things unlike Alyssa who actively seemed to behave insufferable during the short time she was there.

Now Boners back to sulking in Denver that they're still drawing a hard line on having Alyssa living there.

Yeah, that cryptic Penny tweet a week back about compromising even if you don’t like it probably referred to the visit. It seems like Bonnie didn’t expect to do any compromising at all, and he realized his plan to hurt the ranch by walking out failed when they didn’t welcome him and Kindness back with a parade and a celebratory burrito feast. I can see the tranch split into two factions here. Those who hate women and don’t want any in the inner clubhouse, and those who hate women and want to bang them. And Kevin, who might say ‘gosh’ a few times if he can look up from his Transformers long enough.

 

[Alpaca Autopsy Expert]

Remember the days when most of us thought Bonobo was the most “sane” one on the Tranch?

 

[AMHOLIO]

Remember the days when most of us thought Bonobo was the most “sane” one on the Tranch?

I never got that, he was gun crazy beforehand and also talked shit about his mom getting more than him out of his pedo dad's will. It was like foreshadowing how fucking douchebagggy he could get.

 

[Cnaiur urs Skiotha]

Kevin's take on the drama in the most Kevin way possible
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Holy shit it's amazing how Kevin is so completely vapid. His huge head really is empty of anything other than "coom, consoom, dude weed" to the extent that he won't even take sides or form opinions on the storm of drama breaking over his home. The tranch itself could be in danger of not existing since Bonnie is the legal owner, and Kevin can't even form an opinion beyond "stress is bad and I want to smoke weed about it".

Histrionic tranny drama is dumb and immature too, don't get me wrong, but this type of pathological conflict avoidance is also very unhealthy. You can just tell Kevin is one of those guys who never ever wants to feel a bad feeling. Everything must be weed and cartoons and colorful plastic and porn, relationship drama is too scary and adult. He's not even mature enough for dumb, immature tranny cuckold drama.

 

[Subtlety]

It's gonna be funny when the anarchist commune side of this drama starts to boil up.

My guess is Paul tried to be nice and "feminine" about his demands, but no one was having any of that shit because comparatively everyone else is less crazy. Sad, disgusting, awful, and lazy, but less crazy. They haven't gone pussyzerk, and in fact probably hold Paul in contempt for being so incredibly thirsty over the first real woman to enter their commune.

So, after getting rebuked by his friends, Paul is gonna retreat back to Kindness, they'll spend another week together asexually fucking like rabbits and smoking dope, and they'll muster up their collective courage and Paul, rightful half-owner of the Tranch, will put down his very feminine foot and telling people in his very feminine voice how things are going to be around here. "I own this ranch, whoever I want here can be here."

But I don't think he has as much pull as he thinks. He's no Julius Caesar, for starters, and since the Tranch is established as some sort of collective group, him attempting to pull rank will be even less respected.

It'll be cryptic but engaging (and funny!) as one pseudo-gay man with his dick wet for the first time tries to out-politic four or five gay celibate NEETs who do nothing but post. He's on the losing side and ironically the only way Paul can win is by asserting dominance, something that is precluded by his view on gender, and also his childish views on politics.

And what's even funnier is this isn't even about pussy, or about respect, this is about respecting the concept of "plural systems" and Alyssa faking seizures for attention. Pussy is pathetic but also wars have been fought over pussy, men have died for it. It's tragic.

But fighting because some munchy goblin with internet brain told you that she's a bird and you can smell a whiff of power from your legal position is the most pathetic thing possible. It's almost Final Fantasy House shit.

 

[Old Fart]

But I don't think he has as much pull as he thinks. He's no Julius Caesar, for starters, and since the Tranch is established as some sort of collective group, him attempting to pull rank will be even less respected.

Until such time as he wants to sell his share in the property. The fact that he hasn't tried yet seems to indicate he still has hopes of returning.

In fact, I don't even think he has mentioned this one simple fact in his tweets. I'm not sure how to interpret that.

 

[Subtlety]

Until such time as he wants to sell his share in the property. The fact that he hasn't tried yet seems to indicate he still has hopes of returning.

In fact, I don't even think he has mentioned this one simple fact in his tweets. I'm not sure how to interpret that.

Oh, I'm expecting conflict. Like actual conflict, like Paul trying to do shit himself and breaking a fence line out of impotent anger. I'm expecting people to get chased out because Paul will try to use feminine violence and feminine stubbornness to get his way.

I just don't know if his wimpy ass can actually intimidate anyone. Penny is probably the real man of the house nowadays, so if Paul wants a nice resolution, he needs to try even harder to get Penny to allow Kindness on. If Paul (tries to) kick Penny out, it'll be all over. 50/50 Paul never returns, or it becomes the Paul and Kindness Ranch after a month.

 

[Gravy Seal]

Pussy is pathetic but also wars have been fought over pussy, men have died for it. It's tragic.

Unfortunately, wars are usually fought over women with at least one mili-Helen, A-cyst-a barely registers .0001 mili-helens, she hasn't even launched one ship yet.

 

[KiwiFuzz]

She's not on the tranch; they had a quick visit and went back.

Was it planned as a quick visit though?

3 hours each way is a drive. Also, it sounds like they got actively booted, as opposed to being told to not hurry back anytime soon as they were leaving.

I like that Penny is showing some balls here. I wonder if BonBon was kind of a dick before this and this is just the abscess getting drained.

 

[KiwiFuzz]

Unfortunately, wars are usually fought over women with at least one mili-Helen, A-cyst-a barely registers .0001 mili-helens, she hasn't even launched one ship yet.

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[Mealy Mouth Spittle]

I think it is clear that Penny is the cult leader. He's in charge. Bonnie's name might be on the deed, but Penny rules the roost. I'll bet that Penny has already been working on Sky -- being supportive and sucking up to him -- in order to have the other co-owner on his side. If there is a fight -- it will be Penny/Sky vs Bonnie.

I'm guessing Bonnie is not well liked by anyone other than Kindness. Kev will try to hide in his hovel and be neutral -- but Penny is his mistress, so if he really is a good sub -- no way he is taking Bonnie's side. And he probably resents Kindness for choosing Bonnie over him (which -- if he still had a dick, I'd bet Kindness would have gone for Kev since he is way more gullible and would treat her better than Bonnie does. Sorry Kev, you shouldn't have gotten the AmHole. Big mistake.)

At some point, Bonnie will probably have to make a choice: tranch or vagina. In the end, I think he'll choose the tranch. Or, at least I hope he does, because that is when BPD Kindness goes full nuclear and we get to hear all the juicy details of the tranch. Kindness will blab all of it. Some of it may be outright lies -- but there is enough real shit that Kindness doesn't have to actually accuse Bonnie of raping robot baby or the parrot. Bonnie is a total shithead -- so all she needs to do is tell the truth about him. I really hope she tells us what Bonnie said about the tranchers. I want to know what kind of shit he said about Penny and Kevin. I bet they would not be pleased to hear what he's said about them.

This is why prostitutes and mistresses have so much power. There's lots of information that can be gathered when the endorphins are high. If Kindness isn't an absolute sped, she's been filing away all that information as her Samson option.

 

[Stupid Sexy Flanders]

Holy shit it's amazing how Kevin is so completely vapid. His huge head really is empty of anything other than "coom, consoom, dude weed" to the extent that he won't even take sides or form opinions on the storm of drama breaking over his home. The tranch itself could be in danger of not existing since Bonnie is the legal owner, and Kevin can't even form an opinion beyond "stress is bad and I want to smoke weed about it".

What's funny is that I could totally see Bonnie using Kevin (and Jen) as an argument against Penny for not letting Alyssa stay there - him having two useless subs sitting around in diapers all day while Boners isn't even allowed to have one? There's a reason why Bonnie supposedly talked to Alyssa about turning her into an adult baby. I hope Alyssa does end up moving in because there's no way that won't be a complete trainwreck.

 

[Flour]

At some point, Bonnie will probably have to make a choice: tranch or vagina. In the end, I think he'll choose the tranch.

If there is anything I've learned from watching the Tranch Extended Universe, it's that the Tranchers always will make the dumbest possible choice. In this case, I think Bonnie will choose BPD vagina over the alpacas. Homeless saga is still in the cards.