DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[N0thingICanDo]

Philip

PLEASE stop capitalizing "please" and beg for slow streams after exceeding the tip goals 4 out of the last 5 streams, it's getting fucking unreal about your begging

Also fuck your mother,
Arnold is Phil's......

 

[Kraftwerk Autobahn]

That's why if you want to secure your legacy the easiest way - genetically, you hedge your bets and create multiple spawnlings, people in history knew that but modern nudniks somehow can't grasp that concept. There's a reason the global IQ is falling, we're so 'tarded that we can't even figure shit like that out anymore. But on the upside I've also heard that tards can have really kickass lives now. My ex-wife was 'tarded, she's a pilot now.

Times have changed. Back then you had either peasants who needed a bunch of kids to toil the field, or the nobles who wanted to get as wealthy as possible by marrying off as many sons & daughters as they could. Nowadays people generally can't afford multiple kids, plus the infant mortality is WAY WAY down from back then so you don't need to hedge your bets as much as you say. By the way, IQ is probably the most overused buzz-stat there is, and noone with any sense takes it seriously.

 

[King of Not Playing Games]

At this point I think he calls all streams slow. What does his Twitter audience know?

 

[Dona Morte]

I want to find his "content".
Tonight's begging Tweet.

 

[Yautja]

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Holy fuck how have I never seen this edit LMAO.
No wonder he has so many minority detractors

 

[Zappin’ And Spazzin’]

Whale call deployed.
Pretty sure Phil read @Surly Muppet's post about how "the sky is falling every stream" so he slipped in a comment saying "This isn't an emergency!" as well.

 

[Optimus Prime]

Times have changed. Back then you had either peasants who needed a bunch of kids to toil the field, or the nobles who wanted to get as wealthy as possible by marrying off as many sons & daughters as they could. Nowadays people generally can't afford multiple kids, plus the infant mortality is WAY WAY down from back then so you don't need to hedge your bets as much as you say. By the way, IQ is probably the most overused buzz-stat there is, and noone with any sense takes it seriously.

There's IQ, and then there's Phil who went from being a semi-contender in the fighting game circuit in his prime to being unable to beat games designed to be conquered by ten year olds.

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I want to find his "content".

"Give DSP a Chance"

As if Phil hasn't had chances all through his life and squandered literally every single one of them. The only reason he's in Washington is because he desperately wanted to get as far away from the eastern seaboard as quickly as possible. He'd be one of those people riding Social Security and sending in shitty resumes to job search sites to be a parasite on the system, which is where I think he's headed after his streaming career finally collapses.

 

[N0thingICanDo]

Half an hour left post begging tweet status:

Total tip: $34

Top tip: TdotHolmes ($20)

"Alright I sent the tweet, I HAD TO, I have no idea if it has any effect or not"

"Guys if you want to keep having dramas in the chat then you are all banned, stop derailing and you can talk about the game instead, literally no one talks about the game I'm chat now"

"If TDotHolmes did not tip we'd have a $14 stream so far, so if you are watching and enjoying it, please tip me, we have a small audience as usual for this game, but i know some of you guys are enjoying this chill game, right?"

 

[Flavius Anthemius]

Half an hour left post begging tweet status:

Total tip: $34

Top tip: TdotHolmes ($20)

"Alright I sent the tweet, I HAD TO, I have no idea if it has any effect or not"

"Guys if you want to keep having dramas in the chat then you are all banned, stop derailing and you can talk about the game instead, literally no one talks about the game I'm chat now"

"If TDotHolmes did not tip we'd have a $14 stream so far, so if you are watching and enjoying it, please tip me, we have a small audience as usual for this game, but i know some of you guys are enjoying this chill game, right?"

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It's very interesting as of late how he's only highlighting how one person contributions have made up the majority of the total tips he's recieved, Phil is essentially guilt tripping his audience and not only the ones who haven't donated at all but also the ones that haven't donated anywhere near as much as the whales have been.

This has been one of the most downright desperate things he's done in a while in my eyes, even chucking a few pennies here and there at this guy clearly isn't enough, if you want to support the stream, yes YOU, please help me reach the tips goal otherwise I dunno what else I'm gonna do.

 

[SojiroSakura]

"Only 1/3 to the goal, 52$ it's better than nothing..."

 

[Nigel of Ukip]

Just saw Phil's new racist moment, and now I'm certain it's not an accident. You slip up once, fine mate it happens. But he did it so often now, and the hard R always follows. He only stops after the hard R escapes his mouth.
If he didn't use the word he would stop at the G or drag it out similarly to how he stopped himself during Crash Racing on Twitch when he almost said "This game is gay", and he dragged it out to try and make gay sound like bad.
I would like to see him get in trouble for it because it is breaking the YouTube TOS, but massive x. I do find it right annoying how he will jump on content creators messing up, but when he does it it's totally fine. You are wrong to want to see hard working Phil get in trouble, because fuck you he needs that money.

Edit: Of course he didn't even cut it out of his YouTube upload. What a fucking knob.

 

[My Knee is Growing]

You also got one hell of a catchy theme song open to anyone of any age. Honestly this doesn't have much to do with anything just like when I have an excuse to bring it up.

Boss Nigger Theme Song (HD)

A 1970s classic, no racism is intended in any shape or form.

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thanks for the catchy tune. gotta admit that I expected a bit more of a hard R tho.

 

[Redneck Ragnarok]

I just want him to get kicked off YouTube so we can watch him crawl back to Twitch and spend the next two weeks proclaiming he never said dreaded N word and whoever heard that is fucking stupid. Even better if he goes to one of the smaller streaming sites.

 

[King of Hateful Slurs]

 

[YokuNama]

 

[gobsmackedmortician]

You either die a hero or live long enough to see yourself become the nigger…

 

[Agent Proper]

I decided to make a video again.

 

[Flavius Anthemius]

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Excuse my tangent rant but I have to poke fun at this old-er Phil's slip up, Phil if they're not mandatory then why do you bother streaming at all then? You likely wouldn't be fronting up to the gout chair every day if you weren't making even a dollar a day would you? Because you've grown to despise video games and see it solely as a money making machine, you've ended up becoming this warped character of someone who you would staunchly criticise, a grifter who game hops chasing dollars completely undermining the reason as to why they play games for an audience in the first place.

And also, this is more relevant then ever before. Phil you are a shameful cunt.

 

[PieceofShet]

Excuse my tangent rant but I have to poke fun at this old-er Phil's slip up, Phil if they're not mandatory then why do you bother streaming at all then? You likely wouldn't be fronting up to the gout chair every day if you weren't making even a dollar a day would you? Because you've grown to despise video games and see it solely as a money making machine, you've ended up becoming this warped character of someone who you would staunchly criticise, a grifter who game hops chasing dollars completely undermining the reason as to why they play games for an audience in the first place.

And also, this is more relevant then ever before. Phil you are a shameful cunt.

What are the criterion for a "quality playthrough"?

 

[King Nutsack]

Just saw Phil's new racist moment, and now I'm certain it's not an accident. You slip up once, fine mate it happens. But he did it so often now, and the hard R always follows. He only stops after the hard R escapes his mouth.

My favorite part about this new slipup is how he immediately went into the same mode he went into on the Stationary slipup. Immediately getting mad at chat for pointing out what he said. "You stupid idiots! I said SCHWARZENEGGER! It's not a bad word, so shut the fuck up!".

All he knows how to do is lie, so even when he fucks up and he knows it, he's going to deny it over and over (which always makes things worse)