Plagued Waifu culture - Cartoon fuckpillows and the men (and women) who love them

Hi fellas! If you haven't guessed, it's me, "Sombra Girl"! I've been wanting to join the farms for a while, now! I find your reactions to me to be quite hilarious! Regardless of what you think of me, I actually think you guys are awesome!

You can ask me anything you'd like!
Okay, I'll bite. What drew you in about King Sombra of all characters? I recall him not having many lines in the series overall. Welcome to the Farms, I love it when people lurking end up joining.
I myself am a serious waifuist but even I tell you: the biggest problem with waifuism is their community.

between the mods that ban absolutely everyone for completely stupid or futile reasons, even simply by abuse of power, and the weird people who come to join the subreddit and who are extremely cringe, we can say that the community is beautiful.

The waifuism is full of nice people, but unfortunately we mostly see those who yell the most, ie weird people and those who create drama because "OMG HE HAD MAI WAIFU I HATE HIM!" or "HE NEED TO STOP HER, SHE’S MIIIIIIIIIIIINE !!!"
As far as I've seen, you're actually very correct. The moderators suck the fun out of everything and ban indiscriminately. It's bullshit and I end up feeling bad for a few members every now and then.
 
So she's in Wrentham. MA. Not TOO far away from where I live, actually.
Great, now we've got the Sombra waifuist here to add their glamour to the thread, nice. Also censoring yourself saying fuck is cringe.

if you wanna come and talk about other waifuists, thats your own choice but thats chill. i can respect waifuists who acknowledge their community is weird and approach the farms neutrally. please prove my distrust wrong... :sigh:
 
Hey guys, I did a lot of searching on Jordanna and found some stuff. It resulted in getting a photo of her too, albeit blurry and from 20 years ago.

First part was finding This account from her website Jordanna.net

Mentions living in North Carolina
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A post about Ikoma and seeing joker “multiple times” with him. So she’s 40 and her mom picked her up from her movie date with her pretend husband.
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Jordannas ex is Zero from vampire knight

Her anime jewelry business has a page too
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I found an old Etsy link to it from her page, nothing really important
Link
But the archive of her jordanna.net site is where it gets interesting
Link
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Jordanna is “anti everything liberal”
Also I thought she claimed to be a 2D lover since birth?
Her photography
On the archived links page she has her cousins website
Weird site
If you check around shes mentions and it links back to her page
Strange considering Jordanna now claims to have no family outside her mom
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“Chris m Taylor”
Found this linkedIN which mentions he owns capsule3, confirming its him
LinkedIN
Through that his Twitter is linked and he’s still active on it
Twitter
Mentions his capsule3 stuff
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Moved from Orlando Florida, where Jordanna is from
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Now lives in rock harbor Illinois
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He cut off his trump supporting family, from one of jordanna’s oldest website archives we know she is a raging homophobic christian conservative
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Worked at a law firm.
This also includes what she claims to be her full name, Jordanna Jasmin Morgan.
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Her principles
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And finally from the “about me” pages oldest archive:
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The photo she linked
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A blurry photo from 2001 but a photo nonetheless

Back to the non important stuff now
Jordannas cat
Her cousin Chris also owned another website that she linked
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Found a comment by her
That’s about all of it, since she’s got an internet presence going back 20+ years there’s a lot to go through to find this stuff. What’s strange is I’m unable to find any records of addresses/past jobs for her.
 
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Hey guys, I did a lot of searching on Jordanna and found some stuff. It resulted in getting a photo of her too, albeit blurry and from 20 years ago.

First part was finding This account from her website Jordanna.com

Mentions living in North Carolina
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A post about Ikoma and seeing joker “multiple times” with him. So she’s 40 and her mom picked her up from her movie date with her pretend husband.
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Jordannas ex is Zero from vampire knight

Her anime jewelry business has a page too
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I found an old Etsy link to it from her page, nothing really important
Link
But the archive of her jordanna.net site is where it gets interesting
Link
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Jordanna is “anti everything liberal”
Also I thought she claimed to be a 2D lover since birth?
Her photography
On the archived links page she has her cousins website
Weird site
If you check around shes mentions and it links back to her page
Strange considering Jordanna now claims to have no family outside her mom
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“Chris m Taylor”
Found this linkedIN which mentions he owns capsule3, confirming its him
LinkedIN
Through that his Twitter is linked and he’s still active on it
Twitter
Mentions his capsule3 stuff
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Moved from Orlando Florida, where Jordanna is from
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Now lives in rock harbor Illinois
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He cut off his trump supporting family, from one of jordanna’s oldest website archives we know she is a raging homophobic christian conservative
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Worked at a law firm.
This also includes what she claims to be her full name, Jordanna Jasmin Morgan.
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Her principles
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And finally from the “about me” pages oldest archive:
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The photo she linked
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A blurry photo from 2001 but a photo nonetheless

Back to the non important stuff now
Jordannas cat
Her cousin Chris also owned another website that she linked
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Found a comment by her
That’s about all of it, since she’s got an internet presence going back 20+ years there’s a lot to go through to find this stuff. What’s strange is I’m unable to find any records of addresses/past jobs for her.
Good digging, I've been interested in her ever since her original dox were dropped in this thread.
 
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View attachment 2766840I’ve been meaning to post about this new Gojo girl. Her getting told that self insert OC art was too risqué for r/w was quite funny
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Can’t wait…
She has tumblr and I went through it yesterday, warning on it being all explicit stuff. Tumblr
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Not a single post that isn’t incredibly horny, pretty sure she has no actual feelings for her husbando outside sexual ones. Also all those posts about MHA boys and levi ackerman don’t seem very loyal now do they? Don’t think she’ll be around long.
Yeah but have you seen how many followers she has over 1k? She's probably doing it for the popularity because her Tumblr is covered in Gojo and she writes mostly about him. I bet you that this is her popular Tumblr so she combined it all into one to keep her popularity.

So she's in Wrentham. MA. Not TOO far away from where I live, actually.
What are you gonna go find her or something 🤣

Wrentham, MA has a GAP store, but according to this page, store number 2706 is in Van Nuys, CA. I can't make out the phone number, but it's probably not California, since it's not yet 1:14:22 PM on 12/4/21 there.

When was the picture posted? 1:14 PM would have been a little under three hours ago by MA time.

-edit- OK, checked r/waifuism. She said she posted the photo at 2:30PM, which Reddit says was one hour ago (give or take). It's about 4:00 PM currently in MA, meaning that if she was in MA, and it was posted to Reddit at 2:30 PM her (MA) local time, it would have been posted roughly one and half hours ago - exactly right.

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She's in Wrentham MA.

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, WE GOT HER.
Why do you care so much as to where she lives/works? How would you even know it's her if you showed up at her work? And who's to say she actually works at the gap maybe someone left behind a coupon and it just so happened to be in the photo?
 
Hey guys, I did a lot of searching on Jordanna and found some stuff. It resulted in getting a photo of her too, albeit blurry and from 20 years ago.

First part was finding This account from her website Jordanna.net

Mentions living in North Carolina
View attachment 2776515
A post about Ikoma and seeing joker “multiple times” with him. So she’s 40 and her mom picked her up from her movie date with her pretend husband.
View attachment 2776508
View attachment 2776509
Jordannas ex is Zero from vampire knight

Her anime jewelry business has a page too
View attachment 2776511
I found an old Etsy link to it from her page, nothing really important
Link
But the archive of her jordanna.net site is where it gets interesting
Link
View attachment 2776521
Jordanna is “anti everything liberal”
Also I thought she claimed to be a 2D lover since birth?
Her photography
On the archived links page she has her cousins website
Weird site
If you check around shes mentions and it links back to her page
Strange considering Jordanna now claims to have no family outside her mom
View attachment 2776531
“Chris m Taylor”
Found this linkedIN which mentions he owns capsule3, confirming its him
LinkedIN
Through that his Twitter is linked and he’s still active on it
Twitter
Mentions his capsule3 stuff
View attachment 2776537
Moved from Orlando Florida, where Jordanna is from
View attachment 2776538
View attachment 2776540
Now lives in rock harbor Illinois
View attachment 2776539
He cut off his trump supporting family, from one of jordanna’s oldest website archives we know she is a raging homophobic christian conservative
View attachment 2776545
Worked at a law firm.
This also includes what she claims to be her full name, Jordanna Jasmin Morgan.
View attachment 2776551
Her principles
View attachment 2776547
And finally from the “about me” pages oldest archive:
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The photo she linked
View attachment 2776568
A blurry photo from 2001 but a photo nonetheless

Back to the non important stuff now
Jordannas cat
Her cousin Chris also owned another website that she linked
View attachment 2776570
View attachment 2776569
Found a comment by her
That’s about all of it, since she’s got an internet presence going back 20+ years there’s a lot to go through to find this stuff. What’s strange is I’m unable to find any records of addresses/past jobs for her.
this is the detective shit I visit kiwifarms for.
 
Yeah but have you seen how many followers she has over 1k? She's probably doing it for the popularity because her Tumblr is covered in Gojo and she writes mostly about him. I bet you that this is her popular Tumblr so she combined it all into one to keep her popularity.


What are you gonna go find her or something 🤣
Welcome to the thread, Rei. How’s gojo doing?
 
Welcome to the thread, Rei. How’s gojo doing?
Shit that was fast LMFAO yes..... Tis me Rei what's up?

Welcome to the thread, Rei. How’s gojo doing?
And he is good! On some mission right now. 🤣🤣

So cats outta the bag.... Yes I am the crazy Satoru fangirl from waifuism.... Want to ask me shit then ask me I am an open book.... And the whole thing with my Tumblr Satoru is my one and only but I do write for other fandoms because I like to stay on top of what is popular and three of the most popular fandoms are jjk aot and mha.... So please don't be such asses and just assume im some girl who dick hops on random anime guys.... I even think the waifuism subreddit is a bit much sometimes but it's a interesting place where I can openly talk about my Satoru obsession.
 
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At this point what’s next, a comeback from Nyx or Niqua? A guest star from Clair? A surprise reappearance from Matty? Is Marzi going to start shilling her book on here? Jordanna too? Maybe Randy Stair will resurrect himself from the dead and start posting about his cartoon ghost girlfriend? Is the entirety of r/waifuism going to join?
 
You know you guys are a lot cooler than I thought you were going to be.... I thought y'all were gonna tear my head off by the way you talk about us on here, I was expecting to wake up to a bunch of notifs. Sooooo what's up with everyone how are y'all? 😌

Wait? Us waifuists are talking on KF now? Aight. How are y’all?
Im good! How are you?
 
You know you guys are a lot cooler than I thought you were going to be.... I thought y'all were gonna tear my head off by the way you talk about us on here, I was expecting to wake up to a bunch of notifs. Sooooo what's up with everyone how are y'all? 😌


Im good! How are you?
Kill yourself in minecraft
 
You know you guys are a lot cooler than I thought you were going to be.... I thought y'all were gonna tear my head off by the way you talk about us on here, I was expecting to wake up to a bunch of notifs. Sooooo what's up with everyone how are y'all? 😌


Im good! How are you?

It would be awesome you stopped talking in tard Reddit language and started using regular English.
 
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