DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Forbidden Math]

I go to Phil's chat early and this is what I find.

WTF chicken man?

 

[Burner Anomaly]

I love that Phil is accidentally saying nigger more regularly. I liked the old Phil who said nigger with no care or worry.

 

[gettingthatgrooveback]

LOL. In your dreams.

 

[FamicomGorby]

Question for Dave's potential retirement sometime in the far off space year of 2044, can his current tax issues fuck up his ability to collect social security? Assuming it still exists and he somehow made it to 62 without dying of liver failure. I know 70 is when the real benefits are, but since Dave has done nothing to prepare he's gonna need ever dime of govmint gibs he can get.

 

[PieceofShet]

I love that Phil is accidentally saying nigger more regularly. I liked the old Phil who said nigger with no care or worry.

 

[Brother Wind]

I don't hate African American's, infact I am the token white guy in my group of friends, everyone is either African American, East Indian, Pakistani or Filipino.

Phil is just that racist though, you look at his streams over years:

1.) Hates the Japanese because they are better then him at Street Fighter.

2.) Hates Asian's especially the Chinese as he's become racist using a chinese accent.

3.) Hates African American's with a passion. Like just straight hates them, drops the Atomic R like its going out of style.

What the fuck dood. Share some of those N word passes with us. Some of us live in states where we have to share a black guy. And here you are hording fucking six of em

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

Question for Dave's potential retirement sometime in the far off space year of 2044, can his current tax issues fuck up his ability to collect social security? Assuming it still exists and he somehow made it to 62 without dying of liver failure. I know 70 is when the real benefits are, but since Dave has done nothing to prepare he's gonna need ever dime of govmint gibs he can get.

Phil's plan is to keep streaming, spend all his money on booze and gatcha, and hopefully die in his sleep. He has no savings. He doesn't care about his "wife". He doesn't care about his future.

 

[LolCowCentral]

I'm more interested in what he was whispering before the N bomb came out. Sounds like he was saying "Auschwitz"

 

[KKKrèmebrûlée]

Question for Dave's potential retirement sometime in the far off space year of 2044, can his current tax issues fuck up his ability to collect social security? Assuming it still exists and he somehow made it to 62 without dying of liver failure. I know 70 is when the real benefits are, but since Dave has done nothing to prepare he's gonna need ever dime of govmint gibs he can get.

To even consider the possibility of Social Security that would mean Phil would have to withhold some of his earnings, and that isn't fucking happening. He isn't retiring. Some time in the future he won't tweet about the stream starting and that'll be it.

 

[metis]

I'm excited for Arnold Schwarzenegger to become another extremely abstract banned term in the next week. What if you're a huge fan of Subaru Impresas, race horses and the past 38th governor of California? Kumahhhn.

 

[Whaler]

Question for Dave's potential retirement sometime in the far off space year of 2044, can his current tax issues fuck up his ability to collect social security? Assuming it still exists and he somehow made it to 62 without dying of liver failure. I know 70 is when the real benefits are, but since Dave has done nothing to prepare he's gonna need ever dime of govmint gibs he can get.

You have to pay into Social Security for at least 10 years before you can even collect it. I highly doubt he pays into anything that isn't Doordash, Gin, and WWEC.

 

[Iron Hamster]

Question for Dave's potential retirement sometime in the far off space year of 2044, can his current tax issues fuck up his ability to collect social security? Assuming it still exists and he somehow made it to 62 without dying of liver failure. I know 70 is when the real benefits are, but since Dave has done nothing to prepare he's gonna need ever dime of govmint gibs he can get.

As far as I know the government has no problem garnishing social security. It's debt collectors that can't. He'll also have a lien on the wacondo soon enough.

 

[FamicomGorby]

You have to pay into Social Security for at least 10 years before you can even collect it. I highly doubt he pays into anything that isn't Doordash, Gin, and WWEC.

INB4 he raises the tip goal to pay for his social security taxes, "COMON GUYS, DO YOU WANT AN ELDERLY MAN TO DIE ON THE STREETS?"

 

[SomeoneLikeMYFATHER]

INB4 he raises the tip goal to pay for his social security taxes, "COMON GUYS, DO YOU WANT AN ELDERLY MAN TO DIE ON THE STREETS?"

At this point, Phil is going to transform into “Old Man Who Games” and when he gets called out for his past racism he’ll say: “I was just a product of my time man, I was young and immature and everyone else was saying this stuff so I didn’t know it would be wrong now, you know?” I bet you Phil will fabricate a reality where somehow in 2007 Jim Crowe laws still existed.

 

[fuckshitsnake]

I think anyone trying to nail DSP to a cross for this one is fighting a losing fight, just gonna put that out there.

Anybody that thinks this is going to do anything substantial except give us something extra to laugh at needs to lurk the goutsphere more. This is going to result in absolutely nothing happening except hopefully some gold dust in the following few streams when he further opens his strokefied maw to bitch and whine about chat laughing at his fat ass for allowing the mask to slip again.

After that, it's back to normal like nothing ever happened. Pigroach is always too irrelevant to be cancelled; there's nothing to cancel because he was, is, and always will be, nothing.

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

At this point, Phil is going to transform into “Old Man Who Games” and when he gets called out for his past racism he’ll say: “I was just a product of my time man, I was young and immature and everyone else was saying this stuff so I didn’t know it would be wrong now, you know?” I bet you Phil will fabricate a reality where somehow in 2007 Jim Crowe laws still existed.

I'm sure that in the future nothing Phil has said will come back to bite him...

 

[Pargon]

Ten pages retarded back and forth over whether Phil said a Power Word and it’s greater implications on the world stage. What a bad arc does to a mf.

 

[Lilly Philly Burnelli]

I don't hate African American's, infact I am the token white guy in my group of friends, everyone is either African American, East Indian, Pakistani or Filipino.

Phil is just that racist though, you look at his streams over years:

1.) Hates the Japanese because they are better then him at Street Fighter.

2.) Hates Asian's especially the Chinese as he's become racist using a chinese accent.

3.) Hates African American's with a passion. Like just straight hates them, drops the Atomic R like its going out of style.

One of my favorite moments is drunk Phil during a Fallout 3 DLC when he stumbles out, "what is this chink fucking Metal Gear." It's so blatantly racist and honest. It's almost unbelievable. Also, "chink" what is this 1940? It's almost like "chinaman," how could anyone find that offensive? If I was Asian and someone called me a "chink" I would laugh. I like to think Phil and Kat share "nigger" jokes like crazy behind the scenes, elbow each other, and just laugh.

That being said, if anyone hypocritically reports Phil for this they should hang themselves...in Minecraft, of course

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

You have to pay into Social Security for at least 10 years before you can even collect it. I highly doubt he pays into anything that isn't Doordash, Gin, and WWEC.

10 quarters, not years.

 

[snort inquisition]

why is this disgusting fuck constantly picking at his fucking head? jesus christ