Careercow Adam White / Chibi / Chibinekodemyx / Aquana / ShinyAquana - Cringeworthy Speedrunner Extraordinaire, Online Predator, Sexual Deviant, Banned from magnet therapy, Has been to Japan and never shuts up about it, made an ass of himself on national Japanese television

How long will Chibi's Japan Adventure Last?

  • He's never coming back.

    Votes: 35 12.2%
  • 1 year

    Votes: 26 9.0%
  • 6 months

    Votes: 29 10.1%
  • 3 months

    Votes: 37 12.8%
  • 1 month

    Votes: 14 4.9%
  • The job is a scam.

    Votes: 147 51.0%

  • Total voters
    288
  • Poll closed .
Chibi the answer is that you are the least genuine person on earth and that fact is totally repellent to prospective friends while being totally expected of a cable salesman
I would also credit the fact that his interests are firmly in the "wtf" territory for normal people. Being in your 30s and "liking" Pokemon is okay, because it was part of the cultural zeitgeist for that age group. Spending relatively obscene amounts of money on Pokemon merchandise, a 3D printer and materials to print Pokemon shit, etc. is "wtf" territory.

Similarly, his obsession with video games. Normal people "like" video games, as in they might play some casual stuff on their phone, this year's AAA titles after work with their friends, or even some classic single-player games, maybe a few hours a week at most. Chibi, as per norm, goes full aut with speedrunning, streaming, Discord faggotry, 3D printing, etc.

Furthermore, he intentionally projects such an insufferable image. Exhibit A:
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Beyond the obvious general attention-seeking behavior, it is also a pathetically transparent attempt to throw a pity party for himself. It's that specific flavor of attention that Chibi craves, and that is not sustainable in any healthy relationship. One party can't always be there comforting and supporting the other while the other does nothing in return besides beg for more and more; the consistency of this behavior has been pointed out and confirmed by that former friend of Chibi's earlier in the thread.

Let's not forget the other aspects of his self-projected image, which includes the self-righteous SJW shtick, which most everyday people find incredibly tiresome as well. However, even some ultra-liberal people can find friends, even friends who are not as "woke" as they are, due to one simple reason: they don't make it a huge portion of their identity. They aren't constantly virtue signalling on social media about troons, BLM, veganism, or whatever the fuck. They are just regular people with beliefs and they may vote, donate, and independently act on those beliefs, but they don't try to cram them down everyone else's throats. I know a few people like that, and it's never an issue having a discussion with them, even on where we disagree, because they're not attention-seeking vitriolic retards.

That brings me to my final point, which is that when taken all together, what you have in Chibi is a person who has invested the majority of their leisure time into a few incredibly niche activities that no one cares about and people will look down upon when invested into so autistically, has a perpetual need for attention/asspats/pity/"saving"/comfort/etc., and ultimately offers little-to-nothing in return because he isn't interesting, funny, or personable. Oh, and he's right, he is definitely a creep. Also, he clearly has trouble filtering himself, leading him to splurt out whatever inane thought comes to his head, which is awkward as fuck for everyone else involved. I can't believe I initially forgot to include that, given that is his original claim to fame on the casting couch. That type of filter-less drivel continues to this day, as evidenced in that recent Mario Party video where Chibi is acting like an toddler that has no theory of mind, talking about shit on his screen that no one else in the voice call can see. The shit that Chibi says is just incredibly cringy and awkward and that is naturally off-putting.

Anyway, the question is not "Why can't I make friends?", it should be "Why would anyone be friends with me?" or more precisely, "What do I bring to the table that would encourage someone to maintain a relationship of any kind with me?"

That's what Chibi is fundamentally misunderstanding. It's not (just) that there is something wrong with him, it's that there is nothing good about him. Many dysfunctional relationships/friendships originate with some really messed up people who have plenty wrong with them, but they make people laugh, or make people feel appreciated, or are interesting to talk to, or are otherwise offering something. Chibi has problems and no offerings. Naturally, when people realize this, they try to escape his clutches before his next social media spergout.

I wonder when or if he will actually realize, internalize, and act upon this. So far, the trend seems to point to "never."
 
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I dunno about you guys but when my mates say things like that it really me want to be friends with them. It doesn't at all frighten me away from them.

I might have said this before but I'll say it again, Chibi 100% has the brain of a 14 year old
 
this nigga on some rollercoaster mood swings. pills can take a while to kick in depending but he should consult a psychiatrist again instead of sperg posting.
I'm at a loss too, Adam - how does a self-proclaimed 'empath' struggle so much with basic social graces and forming personal connections with others?
chibi is like psycho mantis and his superpower is so strong that too many people's emotions invade his mind constantly. after peering into the dark hearts of men 24/7 he can no longer engage in superficial society. he must now haunt the shadows of discord while wearing a gas mask.
stay away for your safety. I wouldn't want to hurt you... 😈
 
Good lord the really transparent attempts at guilt-tripping and manipulation in his Facebook posts.

translation: look at how bad you made me feel, friend, by having boundaries. Look at how guilty I feel. Look at how hard socializing is for me. See what you did, by saying no to me? It is your fault I feel this way. This all could have been avoided if you just invited me. If you had, I wouldn't be isolating myself or beating myself up.
 
This is why you need a man in the house who doesn't play this 'compromise' shit with a 25yo NEET at 2am.

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I don't know how Adam even has people still pretending to be his friend out of pity, any more. He is such a worthless, self-pitying asshole it's not even funny, and the fact he's in his 30s and has learned nothing from a decade or more of embarrassment makes it even worse.

He is never going to change, is he.
 
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Okay, I'd just like to point out that lovely attempt at a humble brag near the end.
"Why can I sell so well to strangers but can't make a friend to save my life?" sounds golden from the guy who admitted he was almost fired half a dozen times for being unable to make a single sale just a while back.
 
Okay, I'd just like to point out that lovely attempt at a humble brag near the end.
"Why can I sell so well to strangers but can't make a friend to save my life?" sounds golden from the guy who admitted he was almost fired half a dozen times for being unable to make a single sale just a while back.
Chibi really doesn't give a shit about consistency. The literal only thing he thinks about is what he can say to garner sympathy or "yas queens" at any given moment. That's how you end up with someone both taking a break from streaming for calling someone a faggot and calling out people for saying faggot within a single calendar year
 
This is why you need a man in the house who doesn't play this 'compromise' shit with a 25yo NEET at 2am.
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I don't know how Adam even has people still pretending to be his friend out of pity, any more. He is such a worthless, self-pitying asshole it's not even funny, and the fact he's in his 30s and has learned nothing from a decade or more of embarrassment makes it even worse.

He is never going to change, is he.
Out of curiosity I checked out the two people that had commented.

The first is a seaweed blue hair guy who is also a burlesque transvestite.

The second is an incredibly overweight "alternative" "model" whose most recent post was complaining about her drunk mom staying at her house and threatening to call the cops on her.

That basically explains it.
 
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>unless you want me to hurt you too

"Frasier Crane" over here.
Damn, I wish he had followed that therapist story arc.

>For my and everyone else's safety, please just stay away from me

First of all you sound like a deranged lunatic about to do some autistic nyan-eleven a la Randy Stair. Putting that bit aside from now...

"For my and everyone else's safety. Please, just stay away from me."
Is he talking about those damn dirty trolls harassing potential sweethearts or him being a potential rapist?
If he's doing the whole "stay away or you'll get caught in the crossfire!" bit, then goddamn, here we go again with his delusions. I said it before but it's like he thinks he's some kinda superhero like Batman*. Batman attracts a lot of lunatics that would just as soon hurt his friends/family, which is why he wears a mask. Cheebs here sees himself as some kind of noble pariah that attracts misfortune, no doubt due to forces he can't control. Though actually, he could control them, if he stopped being a fucking dent-head dangerhair, put the kiddy video games away, and washed his balls.

Again, if. My first knee-jerk reaction is "dis nigga gon' pull a Columbine."

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>Why can I sell so well to strangers

Is he talking about work? Did the meanie manajerk make him write a two paragraph mea culpa about why he sucks so bad? And now he's not even getting shifts anymore?

In any case this retard will soon have more therapists than darksydephil's credit cards (about 14, revealed during the bankruptcy arc).
 
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This video is fake as fuck, but it's still great. More parents need to do things like this. Parents wonder why their kids don't listen and why no amount of yelling makes them change their behavior, and they never realize it's because they never actually lay down any meaningful punishment. Look at how Chibi handles that whole interaction on stream with his mother. He knows he can practically ignore her, utter a couple of platitudes and she'll back off and go away because she doesn't want to "embarrass" him or interrupt his precious livestream. He knows she won't do shit. She should have walked straight into the room and pulled the PC's power cord out of the wall to secure her dipshit son's full attention. Honestly that would have been less humiliating to him as well.

They're so convinced they need to be a "friend" more than a "parent" that they let their kids walk all over them. They even make excuses why they can't dole out real punishment. "But if I smash his video game, I'll have to buy him a new one." No you won't. The punishment is taking the fucking thing away (and destroying it to make it clear that it's gone for good). He's supposed to be angry and upset. That's the god damn point. If you continue doing what you're told not to do, privileges will be taken away until you correct it.

And if you don't want to physically smash things but still want to enforce rules or punishments, there are all sorts of ways to do it. Chibi's parents should never have tried to "bargain" or "compromise" with him about the livestreaming in the first place. They should have just logged into their internet router's admin panel and QoS'd his ass so outbound streaming from his PC wouldn't work (i.e. too slow to livestream) but regular internet usage would still work. Then he couldn't stream, but also couldn't complain "but I can't find a job because you took away my internet!" because it still works for everything besides streaming. "But I don't know how to do that." Tough. Learn. It's in the manual. Go read it. Be a fucking parent.

Damn kids these days. Get off my lawn and pull up your pants!
 
Out of curiosity I checked out the two people that had commented.

The first is a seaweed blue hair guy who is also a burlesque transvestite.

The second is an incredibly overweight "alternative" "model" whose most recent post was complaining about her drunk mom staying at her house and threatening to call the cops on her.

That basically explains it.
Birds of a feather cope together.
 
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New profile.
>"HUMAN" shirt with faggot colors
I think this speaks for itself


More pity baiting.
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Also this first reply is his crazy ex gf.

Somebody fell for his pity bait.
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And his mom is always commenting and supporting her 30 year old son with 14 year old edgy posts.
 
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New profile.
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I think this speaks for itself


More pity baiting.
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Also this first reply is his crazy ex gf.

Somebody fell for his pity bait.
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And his mom is always commenting and supporting her 30 year old son with 14 year old edgy posts.
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This poor woman. I can just imagine how much her hands would hurt after a long day of massaging disgusting Amerimutt backs and crevices. Then she would come home, cook dinner, feed her two autistic kids, at least one of which would constantly cause her head and heartache.

I wouldn't have the willpower necessary to control Chibi either.

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Mom, who has put up with endless tons of your shit, gives sound advice? Ignore.

Random fat cosplayer woman making Chibi feel like a completely valid human being and telling him to just keep doing what he has been doing? Instant response.

This fucking piece of shit.

EDIT 2: Yet again, Chibi completely bullshitting through his teeth. How can he be forgotten when the Green Hoodie Guy video has millions of views, and he has an active community of degenerate autists documenting his own autism? He won't be forgotten. What he wants is zero effort companionship, validation, and most of all, daily doses of attention. What he wants is adulation, not to be not* "forgotten."
 
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Just so we’re all clear: we, Kiwi Farms, the bane of Chibi’s existence, the people he thinks are responsible for every bad thing that happens to him, have now found his Facebook profile, and through it (and his inability to just turn his fucking profiles permanently to friends only) his mom’s profile as well as those of other family members. Does he care or even consider stopping? Not even a little bit. Somehow he got the idea that Facebook could yield more asspats and less trolls than Twitter and he’s sticking with it, no matter the (misperceived) massive risk he should think he’s putting his family at, yet again. Potential harassment to loved ones is a small price to pay for being told you’re special and funny and cool by people that don’t even know you.
 
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Just so we’re all clear: we, Kiwi Farms, the bane of Chibi’s existence, the people he thinks are responsible for every bad thing that happens to him, have now found his Facebook profile, and through it (and his inability to just turn his fucking profiles permanently to friends only) his mom’s profile as well as those of other family members. Does he care or even consider stopping? Not even a little bit. Somehow he got the idea that Facebook could yield more asspats and less trolls than Twitter and he’s sticking with it, no matter the (misperceived) massive risk he should think he’s putting his family at, yet again. Potential harassment to loved ones is a small price to pay for being told you’re special and funny and cool by people that don’t even know you.
/cue sad anime music/If he turned his profile to friends only, then people would just...forget he exists. He has to constantly share with the world how much like shit he feels like daily, or he will literally die. /end sad anime music/Holy shit, I felt like a faggot just typing that. How the fuck does chibi do this everyday
 
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