DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

I guess since we’re all blogging about it, Phil is a racist but he didn’t say the gamer word on purpose.

I will say though, I’m pretty old and I can’t recall a single time I’ve accidentally said that. And Phil’s done it twice in a year.

Now hold on. Phil may be a liar, a scammer, lazy, racist, narcissistic, stupid, inconsiderate, out of touch with reality and sucks at video games, but he's not old.

 

[Coomfucius]

“I’m not worried in the least!”
Phil after talking in circles about how he is the real victim and anyone who thinks he said the gamer word is evil and belongs in prison.

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

“I’m not worried in the least!”
Phil after talking in circles about how he is the real victim and anyone who thinks he said the gamer word is evil and belongs in prison.

20 minutes talking about how something isn't bothering you doesn't inspire confidence, Phil. Just wait until Rich hears about this.

 

[Iron Hamster]

“I’m not worried in the least!”
Phil after talking in circles about how he is the real victim and anyone who thinks he said the gamer word is evil and belongs in prison.

lol. You're hour cryfest says otherwise. Should have just immediately played a game like your 'business' is suppose to.

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

lol. You're hour cryfest says otherwise. Should have just immediately played a game like your 'business' is suppose to.

If he did that, how could he impart his wisdom onto the masses with his new podcast, dood?

 

[Guess i'm toxic now!]

Apparently "Phil's a negger" is a variation of schwarzenegger.

It's on video, yet he said "It's factually wrong."

Who can argue against the debunking king himself?

EDIT: also I know it was a stupid mistake, but he isn't accepting that fact, so fuck him!

 

[TheGoutburglar]

“I’m not worried in the least!”
Phil after talking in circles about how he is the real victim and anyone who thinks he said the gamer word is evil and belongs in prison.

What I get from his hostility over it is further proof of how much he really is the type to just say the n-word (among other things I'm sure), because look at all the other things he gets pissed at being known for. Look at how he would rather hurl insults at us than apologize for being an offensive dickhead. Look at his other vices, how much he indulges them.

What Phil is angry/scared of here, is that he knows he has just been holding it in, and that no amount of denial is going to make acknowledgment of it go away. He knows he isn't convincing in the least, he just doesn't have a choice but to keep going, or fess up. We know which one he's going to choose every time, forever.

 

[SomeoneLikeMYFATHER]

Anonymous $1.50 tip:

“we love you but we heard you say a bad word”

Phil: So you’re stupid.

There goes Phil biting the hand that feeds and biting the bait hard as FUCK lmfao

 

[Nigel of Ukip]

“I’m not worried in the least!”
Phil after talking in circles about how he is the real victim and anyone who thinks he said the gamer word is evil and belongs in prison.

He wasn't worried about losing his Twitch partnership either. Nor was he worried about ever getting in trouble on Twitch. He should know by now that certain people take such statements as a challenge.
He has to be aware that he's a nobody, and if you're willing to do the work you can get him in trouble because he does break so many rules. TJ managed to take away his streamlabs, I managed to get articles written about him, Anonymouse managed to wreck his super secret Discord, Piece of Peace manages to keep track of his oh so unknown and secret income, and several other people did amazingly funny things he said couldn't be done. All things he said can't be done were done. If you're well spoken, polite and willing to look for the right door to knock on, you're Phil's worst nightmare.

I need to point out this isn't me telling you to fuck with him. I'm simply gobsmacked that Phil has learned fuck all over the years. He should just shut up and move on. He should play his shitty little games and focus on begging for the few years that he has left, and not give people challenges that are at this time career ending for him.

 

[Jose Cuervo]

Phil trying to rally his brigade against tahxic, negative peuple during his “podcast prestream” was hilarious.

Whatever helps you cope, Phil.

 

[Guess i'm toxic now!]

He wasn't worried about losing his Twitch partnership either. Nor was he worried about ever getting in trouble on Twitch. He should know by now that certain people take such statements as a challenge.
He has to be aware that he's a nobody, and if you're willing to do the work you can get him in trouble because he does break so many rules. TJ managed to take away his streamlabs, I managed to get articles written about him, Anonymouse managed to wreck his super secret Discord and several other people did amazingly funny things he said couldn't be done. All things he said can't be done were done. If you're well spoken, polite and willing to look for the right door to knock on, you're Phil's worst nightmare.

I need to point out this isn't me telling you to fuck with him. I'm simply gobsmacked that Phil has learned fuck all over the years. He should just shut up and move on. He should play his shitty little games and focus on begging for the few years that he has left, and not give people challenges that are at this time career ending for him.

The beautiful thing about Phil is the fact that his narcissism won't allow for that.

So he always ends up destroying whatever opportunity he stumbled upon.

He is like the reverse Midas, where everything he touches turns to shit.

 

[N0thingICanDo]

End of prestream status:

Total tip: $19

Top tip; Anonymous ($8.74)

Phil is in full coping mode today

"If you heard that word yesterday, then you are a FUCKING STOOOOPID MORAHNNNN"

Not enough copium supply today and he is already deeply tahksik

 

[Coomfucius]

"If you heard that word yesterday, then you are a FUCKING STOOOOPID MORAHNNNN"

 

[PyroAlert]

Phil clearly woke up in a particularly bad mood today. I always like when he shows up angry, it means there is less work for us toxic detractor basement dwelling trolls who should be in prison to do get him toxic. This day is on the house.

Just gotta hope it is a slow support day to boot!!

 

[Zappin’ And Spazzin’]

He wasn't worried about losing his Twitch partnership either. Nor was he worried about ever getting in trouble on Twitch. He should know by now that certain people take such statements as a challenge.
He has to be aware that he's a nobody, and if you're willing to do the work you can get him in trouble because he does break so many rules. TJ managed to take away his streamlabs, I managed to get articles written about him, Anonymouse managed to wreck his super secret Discord and several other people did amazingly funny things he said couldn't be done. All things he said can't be done were done. If you're well spoken, polite and willing to look for the right door to knock on, you're Phil's worst nightmare.

I need to point out this isn't me telling you to fuck with him. I'm simply gobsmacked that Phil has learned fuck all over the years. He should just shut up and move on. He should play his shitty little games and focus on begging for the few years that he has left, and not give people challenges that are at this time career ending for him.

After all the years of excuses like
"I can't make the prestream any shorter!"
"My streaming set-up can't be improved!"
"I can't make a good gaming pc that's cheap!"
I think it's clear no one should take Phil's word on what's possible or not.

 

[DarkSoulsPhil]

What a prestream. The pig was WILD

 

[Wasabi Panda]

totally missed out on the piggy today but I can assume being your go to for all gaming news, especially FGC stuff he covered

- Biaken in GG:S
- BBF and BBCTB getting roll back
- Kof 98 Rollback beta ending
- Yakuza x VF5 event
- Dungeon Fighter is actually not vaporware

yeah I'm sure he did....

I did see on twitter that.

Phil

bubby

if you have to keep telling people and then tell people to tell people you didn't say Phils-a-nigger then, as we all know, ya did.

 

[JPG]

What a prestream. The pig was WILD

Wild boar

 

[N0thingICanDo]

Here's your daily dose of

STATIONARY NEGGAR
(After the poor old guy's spine surgery)

 

[TheGoutburglar]

He wasn't worried about losing his Twitch partnership either. Nor was he worried about ever getting in trouble on Twitch. He should know by now that certain people take such statements as a challenge.
He has to be aware that he's a nobody, and if you're willing to do the work you can get him in trouble because he does break so many rules. TJ managed to take away his streamlabs, I managed to get articles written about him, Anonymouse managed to wreck his super secret Discord and several other people did amazingly funny things he said couldn't be done. All things he said can't be done were done. If you're well spoken, polite and willing to look for the right door to knock on, you're Phil's worst nightmare.

I need to point out this isn't me telling you to fuck with him. I'm simply gobsmacked that Phil has learned fuck all over the years. He should just shut up and move on. He should play his shitty little games and focus on begging for the few years that he has left, and not give people challenges that are at this time career ending for him.

There are a lot of things at play here. He clearly hates the idea of expending any energy in order to stay a step ahead of the community of hall monitors watching his every move, that he already despises the existence of on basic principle. His immaturity ensures that he'll never stop giving us ways to bust him, and his entitlement and laziness ensure that he'll never come to grips with the fact that he must choose: match his detractors, or stop being such a target.

He also hates the idea of acknowledging that we're up to the task of keeping up with his bullshit, despite having years worth of reasons to reverse that policy, because he's just so damn stubborn on everything. And his ego is obviously making things worse, it's like it erases the past constantly in order to maintain its existence.

Although we have to give him one thing, and that's that he HAS shown awareness of a way he can be royally fucked: his parents. Phil has gone out of his way before to establish them as being essentially cavemen compared to him, and that is very obviously out of sheer terror of the thought of someone like yourself managing to have a nice conversation with one of them, especially Linda.

And in thinking on that, it's pretty funny that the worst thing a troll could ever do to Phil is talk to his parents about all the things he has been lying to them about for years. Not get his water shut off, not send Teespring a video of his racist humor, not even maintain a thread on his Champions spending. Just talk to his mom and dad, like normal people, and be honest about some things, unlike him.

I hope the thought of THAT happening keeps him up at night in a cold sweat. Regardless of the likelihood, it very much should, because holy shit would his life SUCK after that.