Plagued Waifu culture - Cartoon fuckpillows and the men (and women) who love them

Hi fellas! If you haven't guessed, it's me, "Sombra Girl"! I've been wanting to join the farms for a while, now! I find your reactions to me to be quite hilarious! Regardless of what you think of me, I actually think you guys are awesome!

You can ask me anything you'd like!
>It's me, Sombra girl!

Bitch I will cut you:jaceknife:
 

r/waifuism goes mask off and admits half of them are depressed addicts and half of them are literal kids.
"I want to start by saying if it wasn't for my mental health issues I probably wouldn't be here in the community at all."
Well, colour me surprised!

ETA: Waifuists in this thread, please fuck off if you don't actually have anything of worth to add here.
 
Kill yourself in minecraft
Hahaha why don't you go jump off a bridge? I don't play Minecraft you stupid fuck

It would be awesome you stopped talking in tard Reddit language and started using regular English.
Oh my feelings fuck off you prick go stalk someone on the waifuism Reddit since it's what y'all do best retards 🙄 you're PATHETIC!

I thought this place would be more fun y'all are boring me to tears!
 
What exactly do you mean by "more fun"? What did you expect to happen when you first posted in this thread? I'm not angry, just confused.
My guess is they were expecting more attention/more fanfare/asskissing. "WOW a *real* waifuist in our thread!?"

The fact of the matter is we don't care, we just want to watch their crazy asses in their natural habitat from afar.
 
I thought this place would be more fun y'all are boring me to tears!
Please learn how to use a single post instead of shitting up the thread.
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If you're trying to whine to the jannies I think you should know that they probably don't give a shit lol.
 
Hi fellas! If you haven't guessed, it's me, "Sombra Girl"! I've been wanting to join the farms for a while, now! I find your reactions to me to be quite hilarious! Regardless of what you think of me, I actually think you guys are awesome!

You can ask me anything you'd like!
Why do y'all waste your time doing this? Are you gonna go find her irl and make fun of her.... This is just downright weird and wrong....
Wait? Us waifuists are talking on KF now? Aight. How are y’all?
Eww when did we get infected?

This is hilarious he put it on fucking wheels. Looks like Clairs got competition, she should take notes lol
 
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Hey guys, I did a lot of searching on Jordanna and found some stuff. It resulted in getting a photo of her too, albeit blurry and from 20 years ago.

First part was finding This account from her website Jordanna.net

Mentions living in North Carolina
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A post about Ikoma and seeing joker “multiple times” with him. So she’s 40 and her mom picked her up from her movie date with her pretend husband.
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Jordannas ex is Zero from vampire knight

Her anime jewelry business has a page too
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I found an old Etsy link to it from her page, nothing really important
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But the archive of her jordanna.net site is where it gets interesting
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Jordanna is “anti everything liberal”
Also I thought she claimed to be a 2D lover since birth?
Her photography
On the archived links page she has her cousins website
Weird site
If you check around shes mentions and it links back to her page
Strange considering Jordanna now claims to have no family outside her mom
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“Chris m Taylor”
Found this linkedIN which mentions he owns capsule3, confirming its him
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Through that his Twitter is linked and he’s still active on it
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Mentions his capsule3 stuff
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Moved from Orlando Florida, where Jordanna is from
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Now lives in rock harbor Illinois
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He cut off his trump supporting family, from one of jordanna’s oldest website archives we know she is a raging homophobic christian conservative
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Worked at a law firm.
This also includes what she claims to be her full name, Jordanna Jasmin Morgan.
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Her principles
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And finally from the “about me” pages oldest archive:
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The photo she linked
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A blurry photo from 2001 but a photo nonetheless

Back to the non important stuff now
Jordannas cat
Her cousin Chris also owned another website that she linked
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Found a comment by her
That’s about all of it, since she’s got an internet presence going back 20+ years there’s a lot to go through to find this stuff. What’s strange is I’m unable to find any records of addresses/past jobs for her.
’Part Native American’ lol in that picture she looks white as snow. You would think someone with a fictional husband wouldn’t be such and ardent bible thumper, also I’m pretty sure that in Christianity you need to consummate a marriage and humping a pillow with a picture doesn’t count.
 
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Eww when did we get infected?

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This is hilarious he put it on fucking wheels. Looks like Clairs got competition, she should take notes lol
It would have been funnier if that video had sound. Hearing the wheels roll over the floor and creaking would have been side-busting.

It amazes me, the sheer autism of these people to not be able to read the room nor follow explicit instructions in the forum guidelines above the text box or that people in the thread are directly telling them.
I don't know what they expected, that we react like kids in a zoo seeing a lion for the first time? Having said that, they most likely don't give a fuck about the guidelines.
 
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This is hilarious he put it on fucking wheels. Looks like Clairs got competition, she should take notes lol
If that cutout rolled up to me by itself in the middle of the night I would legit get spooked. Maybe it's just the silence in the video that adds some kind of eeriness.

Speaking of Clair, tiny update on her. She got annoyed by some Chongyun genderbend fanart about a week back. Aside from that, she hasn't posted anything else that seems relatively spergy.
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r/waifuism goes mask off and admits half of them are depressed addicts and half of them are literal kids.

Half are kids? Well that's actually a relief, I mean who didn't find cartoon girls hot when they was a kid after all.

On the other hand, they are exposed to mentally ill defects, and therefore might become the same themselves. Hmmm...
 
Why do y'all waste your time doing this? Are you gonna go find her irl and make fun of her.... This is just downright weird and wrong....
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For the challenge, out of boredom, to hone our professional skills as NSA agents. Here in New Zealand, making fun of people IRL falls under haram practices known as "neghole pozzing" and "weening", and it's strongly discouraged, to the point where "weens" will get Kiwicancelled harder than the cows. The only time you're allowed to mess with a weirdo IRL is if said weirdo is doing something obviously criminal (like Woof, SnakeThing, and Nick Bates), and then you're not expected to make fun of that weirdo - you're expected to send a dossier to the actual police, and let them handle it.

Occasionally, Farmers will reach out to offer help for people in distress (e.g. DeadRisingLover; pardon the tone, but why don't y'all assholes pay more attention to your friends?! He's a member of the Waifuist community and a fine human being in his own right, but none of you Waifuist chucklefucks are there for him when he's in crisis. Please pay less attention to your imaginary friends, and more attention to your real ones), but going after people IRL is one of the fastest ways to get your own thread, or even your own subforum - as was the case recently, with a young lady who messed with CWC.

I even think the waifuism subreddit is a bit much sometimes but it's a interesting place where I can openly talk about my Satoru obsession.
You can talk about your Satoru obsession here, too! The reasons may be different here than on r/waifuism, but I guarantee people on Kiwifarms are interested in hearing what you have to say about Satoru.


You know you guys are a lot cooler than I thought you were going to be.... I thought y'all were gonna tear my head off by the way you talk about us on here, I was expecting to wake up to a bunch of notifs.
Nope. And we have fewer rules, too. If you want to waifu switch or hugblanket, start a harem of OC husbandos or call someone else's waifu an AIDS nigger because the anime she's from is complete dogshit, you can go right ahead and do that!

The worst that'll happen is you'll get a lot of "bad" stickers and then people will make fun of you. And they're doing that already, so... yeah, fuck it, have at it. You and Satoru enjoy your stay!
 
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