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Who are the top three strongest characters in the Kevin Gibes Inflated Universe (KGIU) canon?

  • Gash Coyote

    Votes: 102 4.5%
  • Rioley

    Votes: 277 12.3%
  • Penis

    Votes: 408 18.1%
  • Loathsome Dung Eater Jen

    Votes: 291 12.9%
  • Boner

    Votes: 294 13.0%
  • Kevin Gibes

    Votes: 671 29.7%
  • The Elusive Earl

    Votes: 701 31.0%
  • Landon Hiscock

    Votes: 262 11.6%
  • The Korps LARP Brigade

    Votes: 200 8.9%
  • Kiwifarms Militia

    Votes: 1,122 49.7%
  • Kindness

    Votes: 650 28.8%
  • Trans Cucumber The Child Abandoner

    Votes: 306 13.6%

  • Total voters
    2,258
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Feeling down right after Paul and Alyssa visited.
 
I recall an interesting documentary series by an English fellow named Adam Curtis, with the somewhat excessively hoity-toity title All Watched Over By Machines of Loving Grace. The first episode, "Love and Power," explores among other things why attempts at communal living almost always fail: because no matter how much the participants try to bullshit themselves about an equal distribution of power, someone is always going to try to be the more equal animal, especially when access to pussy enters the equation.

I now envision Bonnie and Kindness as a bipartite entity hollering WHO RUN BARTERTOWN.
All Watched Over By Machines Of Loving Grace is named after a poem satirising beliefs in a techno-utopia;
I like to think (and
the sooner the better!)
of a cybernetic meadow
where mammals and computers
live together in mutually
programming harmony
like pure water
touching clear sky.
It's apt for the Tranch, where mammals slowly succumb to neglect while Kevin spends his day on Twitter ebegging for computer accessories so he can play more Overwatch
 
I'm not familiar with horses in the slightest, but simply looking up pictures of "starved horses" versus healthy ones yields almost visually identical results.

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There's also this video for identifying a healthy horse, and the ribs nor hip bones aren't visible in any capacity, unlike the tranch's horse.

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So even as a layperson, I can conclude that yes, the tranch's horses are indeed also emaciated. On top of that, the tranch's horses don't appear to be properly groomed in any capacity.
This makes me sick to my stomach. I cannot understand how they have not been arrasted for animal abuse yet.
 
Less vaccine sperging, more Troon power struggle over barren wasteland and dying alpacas.

Sky is feeling shit but he swears it's nothing to do with Boner.

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He actually looks like he could be Paul's brother which adds another level of horror to their failed marriage. Holy mother of nostril hair.
 
Less vaccine sperging, more Troon power struggle over barren wasteland and dying alpacas.

Sky is feeling shit but he swears it's nothing to do with Boner.

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He actually looks like he could be Paul's brother which adds another level of horror to their failed marriage. Holy mother of nostril hair.
Maybe it's the hair plus glasses, but he also looks like Steve Brule's brother.

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Less vaccine sperging, more Troon power struggle over barren wasteland and dying alpacas.

Sky is feeling shit but he swears it's nothing to do with Boner.

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He actually looks like he could be Paul's brother which adds another level of horror to their failed marriage. Holy mother of nostril hair.
That's exactly what I was thinking. I have heard that married people start to resemble each other after a while. Of course, that's probably an easier thing to achieve when both of them are the same sex.

And this photo is either incredibly sad or incredibly creepy -- depends on what Sky means by "his girl".
 
Less vaccine sperging, more Troon power struggle over barren wasteland and dying alpacas.

Sky is feeling shit but he swears it's nothing to do with Boner.

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He actually looks like he could be Paul's brother which adds another level of horror to their failed marriage. Holy mother of nostril hair.
He looks like a shaved caveman, a shaved, cucked caveman.
 
A very brief update: Penny got a trans colored horse brush from the Big R. [A]
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He used said brush on the horses. [A]
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Does this mean that the horses are leaving? And what does he mean by “training”? [A]
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A few more pics (and a video) from other tweets from the tranch and various tranchers that I did not bother to screenshot and archive. 3E597B7E-E1CA-4ED5-B170-369991C59EA8.jpeg
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Can someone please explain why that alpaca is wearing a collar? I’m not even mocking the tranch, I’m curious.
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Idk if this got posted because it was from a few days ago, but it’s pretty so I guess I’ll throw it in. A45F7A96-02F7-4E1C-B999-632DB5392DFC.jpegF8C562A4-0D39-4312-B671-E32AF661D0E3.jpeg
 
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