Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

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When will Jack drop dead?

  • February-March 2024

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  • Sometime in 2025

    Votes: 257 18.7%
  • Sometime in 2026

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  • Jack lives forever. The Wendigo Must Consoom

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Joe Chavez

He contacted PCTLM after we watched a video with him in it and wanted to let us know he put that chapter of his life (hanging out with fat man) far behind him. He also told us he had an awful terrible experience with him going to (I think) places in Las Vegas. Joe’s wife tagged along and Jack was an ass to her. He also didn’t want to engage with Jack because he knows how he behaves in public. He just wanted to leave the past in the past. He has his own kids now that keep him busy, but he joined the live streams a few times and answered questions. He told us that his experience gave him “post traumatic Jack disorder”. Joe might also lurk here I’m not totally sure. All and all he seems like a good dude.
Jack goes through phases with "friends" and you never see them again. There were a few in Tennessee, like Mitch, the pizza war friend and the big guy who introduced him to Coco's Italian. I can't imagine poor Mitch enduring Jack's narcissistic behavior in the BBQ wars tour when they had to drive together all over the country. Mitch is the Tennessee Joe Chavez.
 
All and all he seems like a good dude.
Sounds like a nice dude alright, and the Fat on the Go experience is hardly surprising considering how much of an overt narcissist Jack is. He is the prime example of a middle aged fat fuck who thinks the waitstaff should suck his dick when he gets in a restaurant because they are serving him, he thinks they are beneath him. I try to be as polite as I can to waitstaff in general exactly because they have to take shit from people like Jack every day and serve them with a smile!

Jack goes through phases with "friends" and you never see them again. There were a few in Tennessee, like Mitch, the pizza war friend and the big guy who introduced him to Coco's Italian. I can't imagine poor Mitch enduring Jack's narcissistic behavior in the BBQ wars tour when they had to drive together all over the country. Mitch is the Tennessee Joe Chavez.
Not surprising as well, narcissists show their true colors the moment you annoy them so it doesn't take much for them to treat people like shit. At best they will try and hold themselves when dealing with respected people. The trigger to them cutting ties with Fat Jack was probably them witnessing his treatment of waitstaff, considering how much of a narcissist Jack is he probably treated them like shit and made his former friends realize what a pile of horseshit he is!
 
Yeah, that's the one. What's the behind the scenes footage though? I think I missed that. Sorry if it seems like I'm asking to be spoonfed, just seems like you already know about it and could find it quicker than me.
not sure about the radio show footage, but here's the clip of jack struggling to walk at a 4th of july picnic a few years back that was filmed by his church buddy charles. he helped him start a fishing channel and then bailed on him over a disagreement about enabling comments. charles is an expert on fishing and jack steered his channel towards......you guessed it, reviewing food. sadly, it looks like charles has quit youtube

starts at 2:09



Jack goes through phases with "friends" and you never see them again. There were a few in Tennessee, like Mitch, the pizza war friend and the big guy who introduced him to Coco's Italian. I can't imagine poor Mitch enduring Jack's narcissistic behavior in the BBQ wars tour when they had to drive together all over the country. Mitch is the Tennessee Joe Chavez.
yeah, i've noticed that as well. once he moved to TN and basically up until stroke #2 (or 3) we'd regularly see jack dining out with different people on fat on the go. since the stroke, it's always been just jack+tammy with some jeanette mixed in. probably a combination of jack being self-conscious about his dead arm as well as losing all his friends because he's a horrible person. mitch was the only long-term friend he had in TN and we haven't seen him since he ended up in the hospital with covid, probably because of jack's views on that topic
 
They probably got roped into it by mistaking Jack's exuberance for his "BBQ WARZ" as something he'd plan well and produce a solid YouTube video that he and his brand (lol) would profit from. I got a feeling all they know about Jack's videos are he's the YouTube guy at the murder church that tells everybody "Check out my channel guys!" and that's it. They probably had no idea mushbrain would do practically zero research into what Carolina BBQ is, or check out the menus ahead of time to have an idea of what's available.

I wonder at what point the three non-Scalfanis each realized what a shit show they got themselves into, and if they all made a pact afterwards to never put themselves through that experience again.
I wonder how many times he interrupts the murdersermon to pimp out his youtube channel(s) to a bunch of decrepit 45+ y.o. boomers who can barely operate their smart phones. A lot of churches have these post-sermon bits where they allow the community to make announcements. Typically the announcements are things like fundraisers, food drives, help for an ailing loved one, support & prayers for a kid about to take the MCAT or about to get a limb blown off in Afghanistan...and then Jack comes up and begs for 2–4 extra pity views from the congregation, which are absolutely dwarfed by the hate views he gets here.

Side note, all this murderchurch talk sounds like some badass metalocalypse reference - they cram the words murder and death into everything possible. Hell, one of the characters is even named Murderface. If only the real life murderchurch was 1/10th as badass.

Jack goes through phases with "friends" and you never see them again. There were a few in Tennessee, like Mitch, the pizza war friend and the big guy who introduced him to Coco's Italian. I can't imagine poor Mitch enduring Jack's narcissistic behavior in the BBQ wars tour when they had to drive together all over the country. Mitch is the Tennessee Joe Chavez.
Jack goes through friends like he goes through smokers and grills.

He highlights them for a little while, pretends to give a shit, then tosses them and moves on to the next shiny trinket to distract him.

There’s a reason why no one that I’m aware of ever went back for another “tour.” It’s got to be a miserable experience, so Jack has to find new victims for each round.
Accusing gentle Jackie of being toxic and unpleasant?! How dare you! Do these look like the faces of miserable, uncomfortable people?

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Source: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jqb1LnVtgw0
The video even starts off painful. It's a shame cause red shirt guy seems really nice. The wife probably withheld sex from him for a month for making her come along with this bullshit.
 
sadly, it looks like charles has quit youtube
He probably realized it's a waste of time for him and he's better off just enjoying fishing without making some big production out of it. For the vast majority of people YouTube is an utter waste of time. Even people who are "successful" for a brief period generally have a short shelf-life before slowly shrinking and turning into Spoony.
 
The trigger to them cutting ties with Fat Jack was probably them witnessing his treatment of waitstaff, considering how much of a narcissist Jack is he probably treated them like shit and made his former friends realize what a pile of horseshit he is!
I believe that it is actually Jack that cuts his "friends" loose. There is typically a cycle when it comes to being friends with a narcissist: over-valuation, supply, devaluation, and discard. Charles' youtube channel is actually a great study in this process, as is Jumbo and Delicious' owner.

Charles was brought on and praised as being an expert in seafood and fishing on the video Sous Vide in Aged Balsamic Vinegar. The supply came from the videos where they just went out to eat sushi and Arby's fish sandwiches, both of which Charles outright said he wasn't really happy doing. Devaluation came from when Charles started allowing comments on his videos, which lead to Jack throwing him away and refusing to have him on any more videos in two years. When asked in live streams, Jack quickly dismisses the topic as "he's doing his own thing", which is NPD talk for "He's doing something that I disapprove, but can't call out because people will disagree".

Jumbo and Delicious was praised as being the best burger place is Tennessee from Fatty Doo Doo. The supply came from using his bbq sauces on their burgers as well as actual money to go and eat other restaurants' hamburgers and not compare them to Jumbo and Delicious. Jack almost immediately discards them when the owner suddenly passed away, even going so far as to say he'd "think about donating to his funeral".

Hell, even mods of Jack's live stream were used as supply. BestBudz being the best example. Overvalued for their input in chat, supply in deleting comments bitch-boy Jack doesn't like, then devalued and discarded because they said Jack was making people uncomfortable. When Jack removed mod status live during the chat, he got called out for it and there hasn't been a live chat since.
 
not sure about the radio show footage, but here's the clip of jack struggling to walk at a 4th of july picnic a few years back that was filmed by his church buddy charles. he helped him start a fishing channel and then bailed on him over a disagreement about enabling comments. charles is an expert on fishing and jack steered his channel towards......you guessed it, reviewing food. sadly, it looks like charles has quit youtube

starts at 2:09


My favorite part of the Charles arc was the video where he has Jack over as a guest for a recipe video and just mogs the shit out of mushbrain's recipe videos and cooking skills without even trying to. Seethin' Jack makes an appearance around 14:50
 
My favorite part of the Charles arc was the video where he has Jack over as a guest for a recipe video and just mogs the shit out of mushbrain's recipe videos and cooking skills without even trying to. Seethin' Jack makes an appearance around 14:50
I honestly love this video. You can visibly see the seething in Jack's face as Charles makes a very simple and ordinary meal with little effort which shits over the entirety of Jack's cooking output.
 
Fatty was also saying in his “Make Money on Youtube” series that he will only work with channels 2k and higher. I didn’t bother looking, but I wonder if this was before or after the Fish Hook saga. Jack thinks Charles didn’t take the channel seriously, so his narc rage about it caused him to punish up and coming channels from getting his wordly advice. (Big eye roll)
 
I honestly love this video. You can visibly see the seething in Jack's face as Charles makes a very simple and ordinary meal with little effort which shits over the entirety of Jack's cooking output.
Jack can't even make his food look edible, or his thumbnails look passable lol!

Charles beat Jack on this one without even trying!

Fatty was also saying in his “Make Money on Youtube” series that he will only work with channels 2k and higher. I didn’t bother looking, but I wonder if this was before or after the Fish Hook saga. Jack thinks Charles didn’t take the channel seriously, so his narc rage about it caused him to punish up and coming channels from getting his wordly advice. (Big eye roll)
It's actually good that he does this, fucking over some poor guys who are just starting their YouTube careers by having them "learn" from this entitled retard would fucking suck lol!
 
If this is more supply by trying to proclaim moral superiority over us, reminder that we don't try to stiff restaurants, cheat taxes, and don't look like we shit our pants when we get angry, which Jack gets like every day.
Haha Jack’s anger only brings my heart pure fucking unadulterated joy. I don’t care if I go to hell because of it either.
 
My favorite part of the Charles arc was the video where he has Jack over as a guest for a recipe video and just mogs the shit out of mushbrain's recipe videos and cooking skills without even trying to. Seethin' Jack makes an appearance around 14:50
I like how even in another person's video, in their home, eating a meal that they cooked which actually looks appetizing he has to be an asshole and throw some low key shade. He says the noodles didnt break as if its Charles fault Jack took so many noodles and can't eat them properly. Jack proceeds to take a long strand without twisting them in the fork then uses his bare hand like a troglodyte to pull the noodles from his mouth. He can't even eat like a civilized person. Even toddlers are taught to eat noodles by twisting with a fork.
 
I like how even in another person's video, in their home, eating a meal that they cooked which actually looks appetizing he has to be an asshole and throw some low key shade. He says the noodles didnt break as if its Charles fault Jack took so many noodles and can't eat them properly. Jack proceeds to take a long strand without twisting them in the fork then uses his bare hand like a troglodyte to pull the noodles from his mouth. He can't even eat like a civilized person.
It really does make the "locked in the attic like a monster and fed garbage" theory seem more and more true, doesn't it?
 
I like how even in another person's video, in their home, eating a meal that they cooked which actually looks appetizing he has to be an asshole and throw some low key shade. He says the noodles didnt break as if its Charles fault Jack took so many noodles and can't eat them properly. Jack proceeds to take a long strand without twisting them in the fork then uses his bare hand like a troglodyte to pull the noodles from his mouth. He can't even eat like a civilized person. Even toddlers are taught to eat noodles by twisting with a fork.
I've never seen a human being, except Jack, who is literally to dumb to eat some noodles. Jack is mentally overchallenged by any food outside the usual fast food dreck he shoves down his throat. Un-fucking believable.
Tbh, calling Jack a troglodyte is an insult of said troglodytes!
Croak already you worthless fuck!
 
Jack is mentally overchallenged by any food outside the usual fast food dreck he shoves down his throat.
He can't even eat that without drooling and slobbering sauce and grease down the front of his shirt like a fucking retard. He should be forced to wear a bib when he eats like the goddamn baby he is. Compare to reviewbrah, who can eat the sloppiest overloaded cheeseburger in the world without getting so much as a crumb on his jacket.
 
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