Skitzocow Kindness / Alyssa Jo Frauens / @KindKinkster / AJ Frauens / Stella Lawrence / Zion Stellar and Paul Mendoza / Bonnie Nelson / @BonnieMakes - LF BPD munchie furry dogsitter to pee in bathtub and eat all my food, inquire inside, hourly rates

[AMHOLIO]

Used the wombo AI app that was posted over in the Kevin thread to see its impression of Alyssa.

Man these tenacious unicorn trading card limited edition art pack is really stepping up its game.

 

[KiwiFuzz]

I wonder if the 50K the tranch is trying to hustle is to buy out Bonnie.

 

[AMHOLIO]

I wonder if the 50K the tranch is trying to hustle is to buy out Bonnie.

I don't know if he could be bought. I'm sure he could, but he really, REALLY wants to be king of the hill with his screaming bride. If he takes money, he'd do it begrudgingly and probably start his own ranch, with blackjack and literal hookers. But you know, still sit on his ass and do nothing since he wants the accomplishments and not the work.

He would be equally likely to squander it all on weed, drugs, and plastic witch crap with Alyssa of course (she'd get a small allowance so he would control her finances if she gets any money from him).

 

[bippu_as_fuck_ls400]

https://twitter.com/KindKinksterBTS/status/1467932477142405122 (https://archive.ph/gUPz8/)

I wonder what the mood is around the apartment? You know Bonnie is still seething and Alyssa is probably making it worse by not having a phone to distract her. Maybe Bonnie has her stashed away in the corner of the rat room on a laptop.

 

[KiwiFuzz]

I wonder if BonBon "lost" her phone for her so she couldn't live tweet everything that was going down.

 

[Open Window Maniac]

Do you think they tried calling the phone and trying to listen out for it ringing? I know that's a pretty obvious thing to do, but I wouldn't put it passed them to have never conceived of the idea.

 

[The Rabbit Holes]

Do you think they tried calling the phone and trying to listen out for it ringing? I know that's a pretty obvious thing to do, but I wouldn't put it passed them to have never conceived of the idea.

What gets me is that there are well over 10 people at any given time on the Ranch to look for a lost phone. If you lose it in the field, well, there's nothing fucking out there so finding it wouldn't be that hard.
If it's an android, google has a find my phone feature. If it's an Iphone, it becomes even easier.

I'm a demon who leaves my phone on 100% silent, so calling it to find it doesn't work. I am also one human, alone, and I have ALWAYS been able to get my phone back, even when I once left it on a train in a degenerate infested city.

Troon Task Force can't recover one sped's SUPER IMPORTANT device from a literal barren wasteland. I guarantee there's a missing piece of the puzzle here.

 

[Oxyjen]

I was gonna say, she has at least one friend on the Tranch - the TIF “neptunevulpis” would always interact and like her tweets, even through all the drama. Surely she’d help out and like, keep the phone for her or mail it or whatever?
But since the visit, no more likes on posts at all. Could be something else, or maybe the serfs have had a talking to.

Or maybe the phone really is gone. Fallen into the latrine trench, or been stamped on by a starving alpaca. Who can say.

 

[AGPinochet]

tranch or vagina. In the end, I think he'll choose the tranch.

He literally abandoned his husband for vagina, I don't think he'd cut off the flow of vagina to gain back a blasted moonscape filled with neglected animals (then again that blasted moonscape filled with neglected animals brings in griftbux, but then again he left that blasted moonscape filled with neglected animals which produces griftbux to chase vagina so idk)

 

[Mealy Mouth Spittle]

He literally abandoned his husband for vagina, I don't think he'd cut off the flow of vagina to gain back a blasted moonscape filled with neglected animals (then again that blasted moonscape filled with neglected animals brings in griftbux, but then again he left that blasted moonscape filled with neglected animals which produces griftbux to chase vagina so idk)

But his name is on the mortgage. If he leaves permanently for vagina, he's going to want some cash to fund his new Kevin-ish lifestyle where he sits on his ass while Kindness does all the work around the house and sucks his dick on command. No way lazy bones is getting a regular 9 to 5 so he can keep Kindness supplied with bath oils and rat food.

I still think his one and only goal is to return to the tranch with Kindness in tow. It's the ultimate pissing contest between him and Penny right now. I think Penny will ultimately win because Paul is thinking with his dick. Penny isn't swayed by vagina, so he's able to stay a step ahead of Paul. And surely Sky -- with all his emo tweets -- is a hard no on Kindness coming back.

If he doesn't come back, though, we get a tranch divorce saga. A double one actually. The legal one with Sky and Bonnie's marriage and then the conscious uncoupling of Bonnie and the other troon losers at the ranch. I honestly hope he chooses vagina because it will be way more interesting if he does something that stupid.

 

[AGPinochet]

But his name is on the mortgage.

He doesn't care, He didn't care about losing his husband of several years to chase pussy, why would he care about the tranch going into foreclosure. While I am not an expert in bankruptcy/foreclosure law I don't think there's much the bank can actually do to fuck with him, the US doesn't have debtors prisons and food stamps can't be garnished plus Paul has maybe $100 to his name.

 

[Alpaca Autopsy Expert]

But his name is on the mortgage. If he leaves permanently for vagina, he's going to want some cash to fund his new Kevin-ish lifestyle where he sits on his ass while Kindness does all the work around the house and sucks his dick on command. No way lazy bones is getting a regular 9 to 5 so he can keep Kindness supplied with bath oils and rat food.

I still think his one and only goal is to return to the tranch with Kindness in tow. It's the ultimate pissing contest between him and Penny right now. I think Penny will ultimately win because Paul is thinking with his dick. Penny isn't swayed by vagina, so he's able to stay a step ahead of Paul. And surely Sky -- with all his emo tweets -- is a hard no on Kindness coming back.

If he doesn't come back, though, we get a tranch divorce saga. A double one actually. The legal one with Sky and Bonnie's marriage and then the conscious uncoupling of Bonnie and the other troon losers at the ranch. I honestly hope he chooses vagina because it will be way more interesting if he does something that stupid.

But what if he somehow does come back and then we get the story arc of a Tranch wedding? A Very Special “Bonobo & Brainless Get Hitched “ episode.
Polygamy pretty much goes hand in hand with polyamory— right?

 

[KiwiFuzz]

I still think his one and only goal is to return to the tranch with Kindness in tow.

I think this was his goal last week. He was tweeting shit about developing a long-term solution and even before that he was saying that Kindness had rent figured out through January with the implication that he was planning to be somewhere else in February, if not before. I recall there was interesting use of "I" and "we" in that tweet.

I am firmly in the camp that the events of this weekend crushed that dream. Initially he said "This is my first trip back without it being weird" but even fucking KEVIN of all people was like "Wow this is awkward." My speculation is that initially it was fine because Penny had decided before Bonnie got there that Bonnie was not moving back, so instead of Penny doing the awkward social dance of making nice with a roommate you've had a fight with, Penny was exhibiting the cavalier body language of someone who has no fucks to give.

I will stand corrected if I am wrong, but I would put down cash-money that Bonnie is freaking out right now realizing that he can't have his cake and eat it too, and that staying with Kindness isn't just a vacation and he lives there now.

 

[Trout P]

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https://twitter.com/KindKinksterBTS/status/1467932477142405122 (https://archive.ph/gUPz8/)

I wonder what the mood is around the apartment? You know Bonnie is still seething and Alyssa is probably making it worse by not having a phone to distract her. Maybe Bonnie has her stashed away in the corner of the rat room on a laptop.

One would say you could cut the tension in the air with a two foot long poop covered dildo.

 

[Tactical Wizard]

I think this was his goal last week. He was tweeting shit about developing a long-term solution and even before that he was saying that Kindness had rent figured out through January with the implication that he was planning to be somewhere else in February, if not before. I recall there was interesting use of "I" and "we" in that tweet.

I am firmly in the camp that the events of this weekend crushed that dream. Initially he said "This is my first trip back without it being weird" but even fucking KEVIN of all people was like "Wow this is awkward." My speculation is that initially it was fine because Penny had decided before Bonnie got there that Bonnie was not moving back, so instead of Penny doing the awkward social dance of making nice with a roommate you've had a fight with, Penny was exhibiting the cavalier body language of someone who has no fucks to give.

I will stand corrected if I am wrong, but I would put down cash-money that Bonnie is freaking out right now realizing that he can't have his cake and eat it too, and that staying with Kindness isn't just a vacation and he lives there now.

I think there's a lot of merit to this theory. Bonnie came back with the swagger of a returning king just before he went full DFE, talking about the "logistics" of returning to the tranch and now? Just doomposting. I think his and kindness social media shenanigans were effectively used against him.

 

[Stupid Sexy Flanders]

I think this was his goal last week. He was tweeting shit about developing a long-term solution and even before that he was saying that Kindness had rent figured out through January with the implication that he was planning to be somewhere else in February, if not before. I recall there was interesting use of "I" and "we" in that tweet.

I am firmly in the camp that the events of this weekend crushed that dream. Initially he said "This is my first trip back without it being weird" but even fucking KEVIN of all people was like "Wow this is awkward." My speculation is that initially it was fine because Penny had decided before Bonnie got there that Bonnie was not moving back, so instead of Penny doing the awkward social dance of making nice with a roommate you've had a fight with, Penny was exhibiting the cavalier body language of someone who has no fucks to give.

I will stand corrected if I am wrong, but I would put down cash-money that Bonnie is freaking out right now realizing that he can't have his cake and eat it too, and that staying with Kindness isn't just a vacation and he lives there now.

Absolutely. Boner came back to the tranch expecting people to grovel, especially after he threw Sky under the bus as being "abusive". He's a big enough narc to think that they've all missed him and everything was falling apart without him. And of course, as we know lolcows never ever make a plan b, so when that didn't happen he probably has no idea what to do next. No way Boners is getting work in some line at a factory to support himself.

 

[ExsanguinateHorizon]

He's a big enough narc to think that they've all missed him and everything was falling apart without him

This was especially striking in his comment about how he wanted to hurt someone because they hurt him, he apologized so where's his apology lol

You don't get to pretend to be the victim when you behave like a spoiled brat because you felt slighted, and knowing Bonnie it was either imagined or a problem he started. One of the most difficult lessons in life is that you are never owed forgiveness, even if you're sincere. Saying sorry with the expectations or demand that all will be forgiven is entirely self-centered. It's not the same as burying the hatchet, it's tossing it aside and congratulating yourself for a job well done.

 

[Alpaca Autopsy Expert]

Absolutely. Boner came back to the tranch expecting people to grovel, especially after he threw Sky under the bus as being "abusive". He's a big enough narc to think that they've all missed him and everything was falling apart without him. And of course, as we know lolcows never ever make a plan b, so when that didn't happen he probably has no idea what to do next. No way Boners is getting work in some line at a factory to support himself.

I think the indoor troons took a vote in favor of Alyssa never, ever moving to the Tranch. They probably told Bro-nnie that he was welcome to move back anytime, but he’d have to jettison the bird/robot/baby thing first. They presented a unified cockless caucus, if you will.
Pennywise, while the defacto leader, is not on the mortgage. Technically, he’s a tenant that could be evicted. He’s taken Sky’s side though, so he’s safe for now.
It’s really a Game of Troons situation.

Meanwhile, Bonobo is nursing his narcissistic injury and having a tantrum. Sooner, rather than later, he’ll come up with a reason to leave Mindless and return to the Tranch “on his terms”.

 

[KooksandFreaks]

I think the indoor troons took a vote in favor of Alyssa never, ever moving to the Tranch. They probably told Bro-nnie that he was welcome to move back anytime, but he’d have to jettison the bird/robot/baby thing first. They presented a unified cockless caucus, if you will.
Pennywise, while the defacto leader, is not on the mortgage. Technically, he’s a tenant that could be evicted. He’s taken Sky’s side though, so he’s safe for now.
It’s really a Game of Troons situation.

Meanwhile, Bonobo is nursing his narcissistic injury and having a tantrum. Sooner, rather than later, he’ll come up with a reason to leave Mindless and return to the Tranch “on his terms”.

Agree. Seems likely Bonnie demanded that Alyssa could either live permanently at the tranch or come and go as she pleases and was met with a resounding, "Hell, nah!," from the other troons. Didn't Bonnie tweet that Alyssa deserved an "apology" that wasn't forthcoming before he nuked his account? Sky almost certainly doesn't want the crazy bitch who broke up his marriage around, ever, and even the other oh-so-tolerant-and-inclusive tranchers can see how toxic and destructive Alyssa can be.

Probably explains the practically deafening radio silence from everyone involved in the current drama. It's surprising, coming from a group of people who think nothing of posting the most intimate details of their personal lives online. If nothing else, Tenacious Unicorn has always been concerned with presenting an image of competence and stability to the public. Alyssa's insane antics wouldn't play very well in the fawning puff pieces we've seen so far from likes of VICE and NPR.

As for your prediction that Bonnie will eventually leave Alyssa entirely and return to the tranch on his own? I'm genuinely surprised it hasn't happened before now! Sure, Alyssa's natural vag had a novel and heady allure for Bonnie initially, but Christ Almighty, just look at what it's attached to! I think you're right, AAE. Sooner or later, Bonnie will have to swallow his pride and ditch Alyssa. She requires the kind of care and feeding only a truly dedicated enabler and co-dependent can deliver in the long-term.

 

[Hippopatumus]

He hasn't ditched her because it would require him doing the sort of thing that is hard for normal people but impossible for troons:

Admitting you made a mistake