DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

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Where is DSP?

  • He is in Connecticut visiting family/funeral

    Votes: 213 47.9%
  • He and Khet are on a honeymoon style trip

    Votes: 12 2.7%
  • He has an issue (s) with the HOA requiring immediate fixes

    Votes: 27 6.1%
  • Comcast/ISP/Internet Issues

    Votes: 16 3.6%
  • He is taking a Kino Casino style break by not announcing when he comes back

    Votes: 30 6.7%
  • Phil and/or Khet Health Issue

    Votes: 48 10.8%
  • This is a social experiment from DSP

    Votes: 99 22.2%

  • Total voters
    445
  • Poll closed .
Didnt see this posted, he was very active last night.

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decade of my GOTY pics (maybe picks)
2011: most popular game of 2011 for normies
2012: most popular game of 2012 for normies
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2019: most popular game of 1998
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you'd think that working for 13 years as a gamepad operator, you'll have at least the insight to see past the marketing bullshit.
for Phil, this doesn't apply. He plays the "I'm not mainstream, I'm independent, I'm playing games, no bs" card every day for 13 years and he comes back crawling to suck the mainstream cock.
I won't get into shit to tell you about my pick of games, because that's irrelevant from a nobody on the but I will say this.
It's a blasphemy to pick a game like FO4. FO4 should be in hell among all those trannies hanging from the ceiling. Metal Gear Solid V came out that year, it marked the end of an era, it redefined the genre the same game defined in the 80s and 90s and this nigger bitch comes out and posts FO4, a waste of fucking time, storage space, as a goty.
does he even know that games like Desperados: Wanted Dead or Alive exist? No. because he is a mainstream bitch, just like the 654984321 irrelevant streamers out there.
 
decade of my GOTY pics (maybe picks)
2011: most popular game of 2011 for normies
2012: most popular game of 2012 for normies
.
.
.
2019: most popular game of 1998
...
you'd think that working for 13 years as a gamepad operator, you'll have at least the insight to see past the marketing bullshit.
for Phil, this doesn't apply. He plays the "I'm not mainstream, I'm independent, I'm playing games, no bs" card every day for 13 years and he comes back crawling to suck the mainstream cock.
I won't get into shit to tell you about my pick of games, because that's irrelevant from a nobody on the but I will say this.
It's a blasphemy to pick a game like FO4. FO4 should be in hell among all those trannies hanging from the ceiling. Metal Gear Solid V came out that year, it marked the end of an era, it redefined the genre the same game defined in the 80s and 90s and this nigger bitch comes out and posts FO4, a waste of fucking time, storage space, as a goty.
does he even know that games like Desperados: Wanted Dead or Alive exist? No. because he is a mainstream bitch, just like the 654984321 irrelevant streamers out there.
maybe he loves FO4 subconciously because it gave him an excuse to skip the wedding of panda's brother.

The idea of interacting with other adults it's probably terrifying for him
 
maybe he loves FO4 subconciously because it gave him an excuse to skip the wedding of panda's brother.

The idea of interacting with other adults it's probably terrifying for him
Imagine talking to another person, telling them you make $100k a year doing nothing, you own nothing, and you have $5 in your bank account.

I'd be scared or embarrassed too.
 
I would love this Phil back, now he'll go on a 40 minute rant if you so much as suggest he may have accidentally said a bad racial word.
I keep seeing variations on this, and I have to ask why. His jokes were just as shitty and repetitive, he still snorted continuously, and he was just as bad at playing the game. The only thing that was funnier then was that he wasn't handheld, so his idiocy would be on full display.
 
I keep seeing variations on this, and I have to ask why. His jokes were just as shitty and repetitive, he still snorted continuously, and he was just as bad at playing the game. The only thing that was funnier then was that he wasn't handheld, so his idiocy would be on full display.
I think some people are so desperate to hear their stupid takes parroted that they'll stand by any idiot saying them. "Oh man he's making fun of the Asians and niggers! BASED!" Reeks of desperation.

Anyone who thinks Phil is cool for acting like a 90's 14-year-old should probably look inside themselves and reexamine what they value in people. Personally, I'd rather my ideas be supported by someone intelligent with world experience than a literally retarded "pro-gamer" who scammed a bankruptcy.

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I could be aruging something and DSP could come to defend me and back me up and I'd still tell him to fuck off, and honestly, I might even reexamine my position at that point.
 
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I keep seeing variations on this, and I have to ask why. His jokes were just as shitty and repetitive, he still snorted continuously, and he was just as bad at playing the game. The only thing that was funnier then was that he wasn't handheld, so his idiocy would be on full display.
Phil always sucked in my opinion, but I think certain people liked this unapologetic way of old Phil in which he acted all "fuck your feelings!" back when he thought he'd have an endless supply of YouTube ad revenue.

Nowadays he wants to pretend he's woke when he's clearly used to saying nigger on a regular basis.
 
Phil always sucked in my opinion, but I think certain people liked this unapologetic way of old Phil in which he acted all "fuck your feelings!" back when he thought he'd have an endless supply of YouTube ad revenue.

Nowadays he wants to pretend he's woke when he's clearly used to saying nigger on a regular basis.
retards are more fun when they aren't being moral busybodies
 
I think some people are so desperate to hear their stupid takes parroted that they'll stand by any idiot saying them. "Oh man he's making fun of the Asians and niggers! BASED!" Reeks of desperation.

Anyone who thinks Phil is cool for acting like a 90's 14-year-old should probably look inside themselves and reexamine what they value in people. Personally, I'd rather my ideas be supported by someone intelligent with world experience than a literally retarded "pro-gamer" who scammed a bankruptcy.

Nobody watches dsp for some valuable insightful meaningful commentary, he's a lolcow, kinda the whole reason why we are here, you sound like dsp with that stupid take.

As actually said, it was still bad commentary, but it was his most idiotic so you could still get enjoyment out of his total retiredness, rather than the toned down total borefest now
 
He plays the "I'm not mainstream, I'm independent, I'm playing games, no bs" card every day for 13 years and he comes back crawling to suck the mainstream cock.
That's because Phil doesn't know what games to pick so that he can sell his claims of being the realest motherfucker on the internet. He's too lazy to do enough research, and he also knows that if he gets it wrong after putting in the work, he'll throw a temper tantrum. The only thing that exceeds Phil's entitlement when he did nothing is when he did something and still didn't get what he wanted.
Imagine talking to another person, telling them you make $100k a year doing nothing, you own nothing, and you have $5 in your bank account.

I'd be scared or embarrassed too.
Not that I think he is capable of truly feeling the embarrassment, but it is accurate to say that he has nothing to talk about with normies and he clearly knows it because he doesn't even lie and tell everybody on stream about going to neighborhood BBQs and shit. You notice that? He'll make up stories about all kinds of things, exaggerate stuff that actually happened (which only makes his life look empty as fuck), but we never hear that he's involved in block parties or anything. That says a lot about how much he doesn't even value the appearance of having friends, and/or knows himself enough to not want to go down that road even with lies.
I keep seeing variations on this, and I have to ask why. His jokes were just as shitty and repetitive, he still snorted continuously, and he was just as bad at playing the game. The only thing that was funnier then was that he wasn't handheld, so his idiocy would be on full display.
It's not that he's entertaining, he's just less nauseating without the fake-ass "I'm grown up now" act. Young Phil had a harder time hiding how much he doesn't deserve to call himself "woke" than Grumpy Old Phil does, because he had way less of a filter over his stupid mouth. He wasn't "based", per se, he just hadn't been burned enough from his behavior to start making any adjustments so he could pretend to be less obnoxious than he really is at heart.

It's kind of like his over-sharing that he does significantly less of these days, it doesn't make him more tolerable necessarily, the moments where he gets brave enough to let loose, but at least there's the silver lining of him being brazen enough that ones job of drawing attention to his thoroughly rotten soul is as easy as it can get. Nobody enjoys Young Phil's humor, they just wish he would go back to it because they enjoy laughing at him set his rep back to square one every single fucking day. As it is, it takes longer than that, because his begging just doesn't catch him heat the way the n-word does.

And you can tell he knows it because he bitches WAY more about his n-word slips than being called an e-beggar.
 
I would argue that he's hoping he'll eventually get that first edition one.


Why is he suddenly stalking females on twitter? hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
I mean he made that whole "taking back the narrative on twitter" rant after quote tweeting Spherehunter who is trans...
Passing trans people are probably his ideal type , he gets the social prestige of being with a woman while also getting dick
 
oh would you look at that the text is fixed and not being cut off like myself and others have pointed out and the brick wall is more visible as a brick wall but I mean what does 8bit font have to do with a brick wall? I woul...ya know what..

Hi again Phil!

How are you? Doing good? Wife and cat good? Great. Now I'm glad you listened to myself and a few other but unfortunately on behalf of the farts, Wasabi Panda and Farts Consultation will be sending you a bill for art direction Mr Burnell.

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so R* is doing bad and is a bad developer who doesn't know what people want but somehow are also making bank on GTA:Online cause no one wants to play it?

Steam killed valve, as soon as steam came out valve fell off and stopped making stuff. So Portal, Portal 2, Tf2, Gary's Mod, CS:GO, DotA2, Half-Life:Alyx, Left 4 Dead, Left 4 dead 2, aperture hand lab none of those exist since Valve just stopped making games when steam came out.

Phil

shut up.
 
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