Probably the funniest thing i ever read on Reddit.
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And the OP comments are so hilarious.
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Post got deleted, but i managed to archive it beforehand.
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Yeah and people fell for it.
On one hand, no one would be so careless that they toss $3k in the garbage. On the other hand, I could definitely see a Redditor being this dumb and clueless about the world, and shifting blame and making excuses is certainly par for the course.
"But I'm a woman! I'm scared of being outside after dark!"
"It's the customers' fault I was stressed out and not paying attention."
"How was I supposed to know my boss put the money in my bag like he said he would?!"
"How was I supposed to know I shouldn't just leave $3k in the trash and walk away?!"
"How was I supposed to know garbage gets picked up early?!"
"I'm 25, but my mommy will get super upset if I stay out late."
I mean, yeah, it's almost certainly fake, but Redditors have done stupider shit. The only time I can see a boss handing over that much money in cash would be in an emergency situation, for a consistently reliable employee who's worked for them longer than this chick has been alive. Something like, "A drunk driver hit my car, and I need $3,000 for repairs, or I have no way of getting to work. Here's a copy of the police report and bill from the mechanic as proof."
Even then, your boss would have to be a
really nice guy who is positive he'll be paid back. Picturing this story as true is still funny, though. Hell, picturing Reddit posts as true is the only way to enjoy them, like suspending your disbelief for trashy reality TV.