Skitzocow Kindness / Alyssa Jo Frauens / @KindKinkster / AJ Frauens / Stella Lawrence / Zion Stellar and Paul Mendoza / Bonnie Nelson / @BonnieMakes - LF BPD munchie furry dogsitter to pee in bathtub and eat all my food, inquire inside, hourly rates

[Shig O'nella]

You know she stole some of Penny's hair or something crazy.

Far as I remember, Penny is the only one at the Tranch with pink hair right now.

 

[Trianon]

I wish half of what's in this thread was deepfaked.

 

[Mealy Mouth Spittle]

Kk is still reading… She’s just hexed someone. Burned some pink fibres (hair?) in a nice little stone bowl.
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Alyssa better hope that her target doesn't have a magic mirror set up. It will bounce her hex right back at her. She'd better jump in that bathtub to protect herself. Don't forget the salt, Kindness!

 

[safety math]

I sure hope that’s not black magic, Kindness. Don’t forget about the Rule of Three

 

[Chapstick4Lyfe]

Kk is still interacting… She’s just hexed someone. Burned some pink fibres (hair?) in a nice little stone bowl.
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It looks like stuffing from one of Kevin's 5000 stuffies.

All this hullabaloo about switching accounts (yet telling all of her friends and "stalkers" so they know of this clandestine move), stalking, photoshopping, deep fakes, etc. seems like a super lazy way for a known liar to create plausible deniability for shitty behavior that would work on only the most retarded among us.

 

[AprilRains]

It looks like stuffing from one of Kevin's 5000 stuffies.

I thought I saw sparkles in there. Is that pink stuff from a unicorn doll?

 

[Bob_]

It looks like stuffing from one of Kevin's 5000 stuffies.

All this hullabaloo about switching accounts (yet telling all of her friends and "stalkers" so they know of this clandestine move), stalking, photoshopping, deep fakes, etc. seems like a super lazy way for a known liar to create plausible deniability for shitty behavior that would work on only the most retarded among us.

Usually when people have an account they want protected from their stakers, THEY DONT POST ABOUT IT ON THE STALKED ACCOUNT.

But this logic break seems to be a great way of siphioning money out of idiots

 

[T0oCoolFool]

I hope Kindless doesn't put a hex on us kiwis I'm scared now

 

[Mealy Mouth Spittle]

Usually when people have an account they want protected from their stakers, THEY DONT POST ABOUT IT ON THE STALKED ACCOUNT.

But this logic break seems to be a great way of siphioning money out of idiots

It's Kindness' retarded version of Earl. Wonder if it was Bonnie's idea. Penny was able to pull it off with the tranch. Guess he was the brains of the operation after all. Bonnie's grift game is weak.

I thought I saw sparkles in there. Is that pink stuff from a unicorn doll?

But wouldn't Kev's 500 stuffies act as poppets to protect the tranch?

 

[KiwiFuzz]

I put a hex on her so she would be demonically possessed but she doesn't seem any different.

 

[0 0]

Don't worry, everyone. I contacted some people in my network of witches and warlocks so they blessed this thread and its posters. Kindness and her hexes have no power here, and I threw in a little extra so they suppress her powers. She won't be able to curse anybody for a while.

 

[lamp shade]

Look at that body language. Sky kept his eyes on Bonnie and that asshole avoided making eye contact with him. Sky was destined to get cucked. It only took as long as it did because Bonnie is repulsive and only a mentally ill hairy woman hyped up on T (and possibly meth) would agree to touch him.

He cucked Sky with Kevin briefly when they started the tranch, so this is not the first time, it’s just the most extreme example. I have no doubt he’d still be “with” Sky if they hasn’t kicked Alyssa off the tranch.

 

[Particle Bored]

Kk is still interacting… She’s just hexed someone. Burned some pink fibres (hair?) in a nice little stone bowl.
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The ancient Druids burned plastic in all their sacred rituals.

 

[BoobWhiskers]

How is it that every cow thread ALWAYS seems to turn into fat speds 'may ur womb be barren' -ing? I haven't even checked Stapphy's thread in like a year and still here we are with this Womb Wizard nonsense.

Also who wants to bet 'the stalkers are contacting my employers' means that that Bonnie's little LOOK UP THE TENACIOUS UNICORN RANCH YO bore fruit and someone found this thread? Optimistic as fuck I know, but man I can dream.

 

[FruitFever]

Kk is still interacting… She’s just hexed someone. Burned some pink fibres (hair?) in a nice little stone bowl.
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What the fuck even is that, it looks like one of those AI generated migrane pictures.

 

[AMHOLIO]

Bonnie fans, anyone have any ideas about his guns? Taken from the Kev thread, I only know about his

Two questions that I believe have never been answered relating to this.
1. Does paul have his rifle with him currently (The Ruger Precision Rifle (yes this is the name of the model of firearm most commonly associated with him) in .300 Winchester Magnum)
2. Is that .300 Win Ruger RPR actually, legally his? (that is, it is his in the sense that he filled out the Form 4473 himself and transferred ownership of the rifle from the FFL to his person legally speaking) or did Phil buy it and it's "Paul's rifle"
I ask because a .300 Win Mag could be a very useful tool for starting tranny waco.

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I want a Kindness redemption arc. She frees herself from dumpy male parasite Bonnie, gets on an effective dose of brand name lithium, and gets herself together.

She'd have to have a paperweight she'd lick every day. The normal amount isn't enough.

That is a courthouse so looks like it was done on the books.

Kinda funny they did the ceremony there though.

I don't feel bad for Bonnie if he has no friends to invite, but I do feel bad for Sky. Hope they just wanted a quiet or cheap ceremony.

No mention at all of “her partner”.
Ya think they’ve split up?? I mean it would be the best choice for Alyssa but still, a little disappointing in terms of dairy

Nah, not yet. We would have seen the meltdown. She's just self absorbed in those 2 minutes.

Kk is still interacting… She’s just hexed someone. Burned some pink fibres (hair?) in a nice little stone bowl.
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Paul DID give her a list of names to hex ( ), wonder if Penny made it on the list.

Seems like someone cursed the ranch already considering their barren land and skinny pacas. She might think she's more powerful than she is by the end of winter.

I sure hope that’s not black magic, Kindness. Don’t forget about the Rule of Three

You know she'd say some dumb shit like how she's a fae so it doesn't apply to her or that's not in her canon or something.

How is it that every cow thread ALWAYS seems to turn into fat speds 'may ur womb be barren' -ing? I haven't even checked Stapphy's thread in like a year and still here we are with this Womb Wizard nonsense.

It's everyone trying to cop the OG lolcow Chris and his curse ye hame ha. Someone try and teach her that one next.

 

[cuddle striker]

Bonnie fans, anyone have any ideas about his guns? Taken from the Kev thread, I only know about his

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She'd have to have a paperweight she'd lick every day. The normal amount isn't enough.

I don't feel bad for Bonnie if he has no friends to invite, but I do feel bad for Sky. Hope they just wanted a quiet or cheap ceremony.

Nah, not yet. We would have seen the meltdown. She's just self absorbed in those 2 minutes.

Paul DID give her a list of names to hex ( ), wonder if Penny made it on the list.

Seems like someone cursed the ranch already considering their barren land and skinny pacas. She might think she's more powerful than she is by the end of winter.

You know she'd say some dumb shit like how she's a fae so it doesn't apply to her or that's not in her canon or something.

It's everyone trying to cop the OG lolcow Chris and his curse ye hame ha. Someone try and teach her that one next.

does the threefold law of white lady wicca apply to robot babies

 

[Hippopatumus]

Arent .300 Win Mag rounds like $2.50 a piece? What a weird gun to own unless you have a big collection. And yes I agree that thing is definitely tranny waco material.

 

[Boris Blank's glass eye]

Bonnie fans, anyone have any ideas about his guns? Taken from the Kev thread, I only know about his

He also has a Ruger 57 pistol using the same overpriced and fairly useless meme cartridge as Phil's Five-seveN, which he marked with the tranny flag colours.

 

[AGPinochet]

He cucked Sky with Kevin briefly when they started the tranch, so this is not the first time, it’s just the most extreme example. I have no doubt he’d still be “with” Sky if they hasn’t kicked Alyssa off the tranch.

Paul "Bonnie" Mendoza, Serial Bisexual (Potentially prison gay) Cuckolder.

Arent .300 Win Mag rounds like $2.50 a piece? What a weird gun to own unless you have a big collection. And yes I agree that thing is definitely tranny waco material.

I can't speak to exact pricing at the moment and prices are higher than normal due to the ammo crisis and other factors but that sounds reasonable (prices would also vary depending on brand, bullet weight, bullet type, bullet composition, cartridge case coating or lack there-of, the consistency of the power charge from round to round, the consistency of the bullet weight from round to roundetc etc etc)
The tranchers acquired it because they wanted something that could "fuck up an engine block" and while a .300 Win Mag would cause significantly more damage to a vehicles engine that a 5.56 or 7.62x39 it is by no means an Anti-material round, especially with commercial civillian loadings (Tranchers are not smart enough even understand bullet composition and terminal ballistics when it comes to anti-material purposes much less DIY WC core AP using chink scribe tips)

He also has a Ruger 57 pistol using the same overpriced and fairly useless meme cartridge as Phil's Five-seveN, which he marked with the tranny flag colours.

Couldn't even coordinate their LARP pistol purchases so they could share mags huh? I have no doubt that they're dumb enough to believe that their Ballistic-tip and FMJ ammo is AP (Ballistic Tip ammunition is a form of expanding, hollow point ammunition with an additional polymer tip to increase ballistic coefficient and without going off for a paragraph about what it is and how it affects bullets, the Higher Ballistic Coeffecient (BC) = more better. Ballistic tip ammunition cannot pierce armor, nor can FMJ loadings, Only SS-190 ammunition can do so and Tranchers don't have access to it).