Am dog is just a rearrangement of letters away from "am god". Looking forward to prison Jesus saga!
Yeah but dogs:
- love walks
- can preform tricks
- are housetrained
- have hair
- have the ability to be trained to preform several jobs
- have a hunting instinct and will kill things given the opportunity
- have white girls who want to fuck them
I think the comparison is a bit off.
It's ok to get off the thread for a bit homie. Go outside, or at least pet some dogs. The highlights exist for a reason.
Bonnie left for real pussy but both he and she are batshit insane and he took up several of her batshit qualities. He is now a munchie like her, he says he has multiple personalities like her, he eats food from the foodbank fast like a motherfucker, attempted to fuck his girlfriend in a resturant bathroom but were thrown out, pilfered a house the GF was dogsitting at with her and got high on weed and shrooms and filmed porn in it with her THEN wrote the owners a thank you note, and has narcissistically claimed how fucking good he is at things and how he is better than any therapist for his gf. He even said the tranch should be begging to have him and her as kings of the ranch because the two of them would be fantastic leaders (he says, shitting his pants and smoking weed all day). He went back to the ranch and didn't get the groveling welcome he expected so he DFE and got pissed.
TL;DR: no, and he might start troon waco.