Louis "Lou" Gagliardi / Ash Franzetti / Alex 'Ace' Maddox / Tegan Ainsley / Taryn Amita / Diana / gothickitteh / ashkat724 / Lynn Brooks / @acekatt - #T R A M S _ C R O W _ F U N D *buys 12 iPads* "Anyone got $600 they can spare?" *spits on cancer patient*

[BananaSlamma]

Lou is NOT OKAY and would like some money

Tiggy Tweetz on Twitter: "https://t.co/78aHMIJSwa" / Twitter

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Ichigo gets in another argument with somebody, and Lou doesn't like being accused of a bot when said person points out that they act like one sometimes, with Ichigo QRTing every other reply they make in order to continue proving their point that they only get engagements through aggressive retweeting and arguments.

Tiggy Tweetz on Twitter: "@FatalSyndrome7 @IchigoTomago Hitler youth …

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edit: Lou apparently doesn't give a shit about his blood pressure, nor give enough of a shit to either apply for a blood pressure monitor that can literally be provided to you for free through medicaid, nor enough of a shit to use the begged money he's amassed to buy one himself. He admits that he'll just lose it after using it once, but doesn't admit that he likely thinks that any sort of tool used to log your health means you're an unhealthy fatass who should feel bad. In this case he is, but those things are used by most people in some way regardless of their weight or lifestyle for a variety of health related reasons. Doctors prescribe and suggest things for a reason, you can't really blame the doctor for the consequences of not listening to them.

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[Athena's Biggest Fan]

Lou is NOT OKAY and would like some money
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I have some good news. I got my Xmas bonus from my company today. Which means I've got a little money.

Already doing better than Lou, though that's a low bar to clear.

 

[Solid Snek]

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"a stupid machine that'll use once then lose"

How big of a hoarder do you have to be to lose a blood pressure cuff? Don't use it once; use it as frequently as your doctor instructs you to, and leave it under your sink or in a bathroom cupboard when not in use.

Also, "people are poor, eat what they can". Lardo probably spends more on food than I spend on rent. If he cut his portions down to human levels rather than elephant, the money he and his family'd save would likely enable them to eat nothing but organic, free range hipster cuisine.

I don't know if Lou's doctor ever Googles Lou's name and checks this thread, but Dr. Terfnazi, sir? If you're reading this, then hats off to you, sir. You have the patience of a saint.

 

[Aunt Carol]

"a stupid machine that'll use once then lose"

This is the most perfectly hilarious thing Lou has ever said.

Maybe he should buy an electronic blood pressure cuff, use it once, sell it, buy another one, sell it, buy another one...

 

[Solid Snek]

This is the most perfectly hilarious thing Lou has ever said.

Maybe he should buy an electronic blood pressure cuff, use it once, sell it, buy another one, sell it, buy another one...

Fuck, I literally just hurt my sides laughing at that.

You're right; we'll need to start a running spreadsheet of all the blood pressure cuffs he swindles from his Twitter followers.

 

[Damien Thorne]

Fuck, I literally just hurt my sides laughing at that.

You're right; we'll need to start a running spreadsheet of all the blood pressure cuffs he swindles from his Twitter followers.

He will probably have to buy a cuff that was made to cover the blood pressure of elephants, and then grift for another one because it is too tight on his arm.

 

[BananaSlamma]

Nearly 1 and a half hours after getting no response to those blood pressure tweets beyond two private quote tweets, most likely from twitter user @AWereChicken as they're Lou's only orbiter with a private account, Lou goes private.

 

[Lou's Abndoned Artwork]

Fatty has a sad because his grifting is slow (probably).

EDIT: Damn, was too slow on the draw.

 

[capsaicin]

but he didn't show us his wish list

 

[Athena's Biggest Fan]

Guarantee he locked down so that he could actually tweet a link to the wishlist that absolutely no one gives a shit about in hopes that one of his followers will actually look at it.

 

[BananaSlamma]

Guarantee he locked down so that he could actually tweet a link to the wishlist that absolutely no one gives a shit about in hopes that one of his followers will actually look at it.

If this is the case then it's a coin toss on whether or not he forgets to delete it when he unlocks his account, or DFEs to guarantee no one else sees it while also hiding further evidence of him being a scumlord.

 

[Spoonomancer]

One less person following than before? Interesting.

 

[The Dude]

Lou jokes about charging his mom minimum wage for having to do a little extra help because the step dad has a colonoscopy today and she needs to be there for him, meaning Lou had to wake up at a regular morning hour and answer the phone.
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Every day Louie proves that he deserves a long overdue savage beating. His mom should be paying HIM? He's a grown-ass man living at home wirh his mother. She cleans, cooks, does his laundry, drives him around, and all while she's trying to parent her grandson and take care of her ailing common law husband. Louie should be paying her and doing anything he can to lighten her load. He's an adult now and it's no longer her responsibility to babysit her Baby Huey bumblefuck son. If he can't do a simple favor for her like answering the phone and taking messages, then Louie needs to have his ass kicked out to fend for himself.

Lou still owns that 17 inch chromebook he begged for, and finally managed to get a printer hooked up to it.
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Lou tries to throw a daddy issues insult back at someone because they made fun of Ichigo in spite of having even more obvious daddy issues. The main tweet and the reply are separated so you can use at your disposal.
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Lou once again tries to push for people to buy him shit from his wish list with no response, I think people are starting to wise up against him.
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Maybe if Louie had grown up with a strong father figure in his life instead of being raised by a coddling, overly accommodating mother, he wouldn't have grown up to be a completely worthless, useless waste of flesh. Louie is like so many these days who were raised by single mothers who weren't equipped to raise their boys to become men. He has no sense of dignity, honor, or discipline.

Lou is NOT OKAY and would like some money
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Ichigo gets in another argument with somebody, and Lou doesn't like being accused of a bot when said person points out that they act like one sometimes, with Ichigo QRTing every other reply they make in order to continue proving their point that they only get engagements through aggressive retweeting and arguments.
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edit: Lou apparently doesn't give a shit about his blood pressure, nor give enough of a shit to either apply for a blood pressure monitor that can literally be provided to you for free through medicaid, nor enough of a shit to use the begged money he's amassed to buy one himself. He admits that he'll just lose it after using it once, but doesn't admit that he likely thinks that any sort of tool used to log your health means you're an unhealthy fatass who should feel bad. In this case he is, but those things are used by most people in some way regardless of their weight or lifestyle for a variety of health related reasons. Doctors prescribe and suggest things for a reason, you can't really blame the doctor for the consequences of not listening to them.
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"I'M NOT OK!" Louie screams into the void like the singer of a 10th grade emo band in 2006. Louie is too damned old to be acting like an angsty 14 year old kid, suicide baiting for attention (and profit).

And of course Louie is going to associate self defense with Nazis. Rittenhouse and the Hitler Youth were found not guilty because they were innocent. Kyle was the most clear cut case of self defense in history, and the Hitler Youth were children who had been raised on propaganda since birth. It's not like they had a choice in the matter or were wilfully engaging with that ideology (unlike Louie and other Neo-Marxists). It was literally forced upon them by birth. That's why they weren't guilty. But expecting Louie to understand complexities and nuanced situations is like expecting water to come pouring out of a stone.

No wonder Louie can't follow simple instructions given by his doctor. He's just too unintelligent and immature. This is the guy who couldn't make it past the tutorial level of L.A. Noir, after all.

 

[Lou's Abndoned Artwork]

I do love how Louie thinks answering 20 Phonecalls is Receptionist work, and worth minimum wage.

He has absolutely no idea. Here's an example of what a receptionist does in my industry:

-Answers the phones
-Keeps the kitchen stocked with the essentials
-Basic IT stuff for clients.
-Organises accommodation and flights for inter-state travel
-Front facing person for greeting visitors and organising where they go for certain meetings.
-Organising venues for misc, business outings.

I would love to see how long Louie would last doing a receptionist's job, he would barely last a day.

"Hey, we need X amount of labels made"
"Hey, you need to be answering calls as well while you do those. You need to multitask."
"Someone's in the waiting room, who are they here for?"
"No, you don't need an iPad to take calls."
"Did you book the Hotel room for X? I told you this needed to be done ASAP"

 

[Casta Spersions]

I do love how Louie thinks answering 20 Phonecalls is Receptionist work, and worth minimum wage.

He has absolutely no idea. Here's an example of what a receptionist does in my industry:

-Answers the phones
-Keeps the kitchen stocked with the essentials
-Basic IT stuff for clients.
-Organises accommodation and flights for inter-state travel
-Front facing person for greeting visitors and organising where they go for certain meetings.
-Organising venues for misc, business outings.

I would love to see how long Louie would last doing a receptionist's job, he would barely last a day.

"Hey, we need X amount of labels made"
"Hey, you need to be answering calls as well while you do those. You need to multitask."
"Someone's in the waiting room, who are they here for?"
"No, you don't need an iPad to take calls."
"Did you book the Hotel room for X? I told you this needed to be done ASAP"

Alas, Lou has never had a J.O.B... a Jack Off Boy nor employment of any type not mandated for community service.

If there's anyone out there who recognises that Chozen reference I'll cry tears of happiness.

Also I am not sure an aggressive lard golem in an extremely stained 5XL wonder woman shirt would be the image any company would want to project. They'd yeet him at "Hello".

 

[Damien Thorne]

Alas, Lou has never had a J.O.B... a Jack Off Boy nor employment of any type not mandated for community service.

If there's anyone out there who recognises that Chozen reference I'll cry tears of happiness.

Also I am not sure an aggressive lard golem in an extremely stained 5XL wonder woman shirt would be the image any company would want to project. They'd yeet him at "Hello".

Lou has committed so much financial fraud that he does not need a job, he needs serious prison time. Maybe he will get a job as a prison fifi after all of his limbs rot off due to his untreated diabetes.

 

[Iron Hamster]

She feeds him to lay around and complain on twitter all day. That's pay enough. At least he's finally trending on twitter so that should make him happy:

Spoiler

 

[Solid Snek]

Why would he be so protective of his wishlist? What difference would it make if Kiwifarms knew what he wanted for Christmas? It's not like we'll suddenly start making fun of him - we already do that - and at any rate we'll eventually figure out what he's begging for once he Tweets about his haul/ takes a photo of his house / complains about the stuff he has to sell in order to afford the latest 2022 iPuterPhone.

 

[Iron Hamster]

Why would he be so protective of his wishlist? What difference would it make if Kiwifarms knew what he wanted for Christmas? It's not like we'll suddenly start making fun of him - we already do that - and at any rate we'll eventually figure out what he's begging for once he Tweets about his haul/ takes a photo of his house / complains about the stuff he has to sell in order to afford the latest 2022 iPuterPhone.

It's either he is really asking for lettuce and tomotoes or it's some outrageously expensive shit he doesn't need and the average person doesn't even have.

 

[Spoonomancer]

Why would he be so protective of his wishlist? What difference would it make if Kiwifarms knew what he wanted for Christmas? It's not like we'll suddenly start making fun of him - we already do that - and at any rate we'll eventually figure out what he's begging for once he Tweets about his haul/ takes a photo of his house / complains about the stuff he has to sell in order to afford the latest 2022 iPuterPhone.

He's scared that we'll make fun of him on the scale of the Wonder Woman Hotwheel

That, and will confirm to others that his "troon" status is a grift.