DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Wormy]

Do you mean THE Jonathan “I see videos of kids in bathtubs” Ross?

I wouldn’t be surprised if he was a fan of Phil’s, I just wasn’t expecting a lolcow crossover.

The same. Yea, he actually got notoriety first on account of being part of DSP's attack dogs.

 

[Iron Hamster]

So it came out a few hours ago that the designer of the Famicom and Super Famicom died a few days ago so place your bets on Piggy pulling his typical "all this stuff only happens on my day off haha whoops!" or how he's been the realest guy since the game and watches and opening up his very own NES fresh from New York in 85'.

can't believe how many saves he's been losing lately

 

[Wasabi Panda]

Phil trying to explain technical like graphics or specs is entertaining too watch.

Like yesterday and the entire thing about his MIC volume. He doesn't understand that his MIC volume in Windows is different from the MIC volume within OBS, so he just adjusts that and can't get a happy medium for audio while his game audio is higher then his MIC audio.

Or him convinced the XBOX Series X specs are better without understanding any of it.

Or him not understanding storage spaces vs system memory.

Or him complaining about CPU usage and why he can't get better then 480P....

jeeze could you imagine PP using VM:B, Audacity, Trumpet or a phantom power supply with knobs for different outputs. Which I mean 13 year legacy of a professional content creator on the internet specializing in live stream and on demand content, those should be child's play.

....

 

[blahblahblah678]

Aside from the Twitch ban, what would you all say is the best Phil meltdown?

There's a sick motherfucker on the internet called Tevin...

 

[DeeTracktor]

Every time Ross says "basically", take a drink.

No not you Phil, we know you are reading. You drink enough mate

 

[Martys_not_smarty]

Aside from the Twitch ban, what would you all say is the best Phil meltdown?

The Halloween one with the steampunk raccoon that he thought was going to be the savior of his streams but she had to leave after like an hour of looking bored and autistic or just another day to Mrs. Burnell oh and being asked what her favorite movie about possession was.

 

[25 Invisible push-ups]

Aside from the Twitch ban, what would you all say is the best Phil meltdown?

I don't know if it counts as a full fledged meltdown, but when he just revealed the "pilot's hat" and then went in to a really autistic fit about how he'd ban everyone calling it a Nazi hat.

 

[King of Hateful Slurs]

Aside from the Twitch ban, what would you all say is the best Phil meltdown?

Damn Twitch ban cope definitely gets my vote

 

[Prophet Gaming]

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Damn Twitch ban cope definitely gets my vote

The cope is still on going.

 

[Sup3r]

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Damn Twitch ban cope definitely gets my vote

Best part about that is that it is an easily proven lie, even if you only take his time on twitch. His infamous PUBG stream where he said that youtube was for watching "some FAG insult some homo" while so obviously drunk. And the moment you count his time on youtube before, with his repeated "racial humour" just proves that he has not "matured" like he claims.

We all know you're reading this Phil. As long as you refuse to accept full culpability for your actions, you will never see the redemption you seek.

 

[SomeoneLikeMYFATHER]

I’m glad we are all able to come together and share our fondest memories of one of the internet’s most shamefully pathetic creatures. Really shows how people from all walks of life can come together and harmonize a melody of camaraderie that will echo through the annals of history for ages to come.

Happy holidays, everyone.

 

[TheGoutburglar]

I don't know if it counts as a full fledged meltdown, but when he just revealed the "pilot's hat" and then went in to a really autistic fit about how he'd ban everyone calling it a Nazi hat.

What I enjoy about that is it means he absolutely bought that hat himself, because Phil isn't the type to get upset over someone else buying him a gift and detractors shitting on it.

I’m glad we are all able to come together and share our fondest memories of one of the internet’s most shamefully pathetic creatures. Really shows how people from all walks of life can come together and harmonize a melody of camaraderie that will echo through the annals of history for ages to come.

Happy holidays, everyone.

It's a tale as old as time, people boding over their dislike of a common foe, much like "The Boy Who Cried Wolf", a number of others that Phil should've learned from.

Merry Fucking Pigmas. lol

 

[Vic Viper T301]

What I don't understand is why he had so much trouble with the transition from the first phase where Raven Beak taunts you and you have to melee him. Does Phil just skim through guides as fast as possible, or has the gin completely pickled his brain?

I assume he didn't pick up on the fact that you're required to do a parry to get him out of the first phase or he was just playing it up to further his narrative that the game is great except for the 'puzzle bosses.'

I will now post verbatim what Phil's narrative about the game will be going forward when he brings it up or is asked about it on a prestream: "I loved Metroid Dread! You guys thought it was a fun playthrough and support was really good! Everyone on social media is saying that the game isn't worth sixty dollars because it's only nine hours long but it took me WAY LONGER so they're a bunch of idiots! Everything about the game was great, like the story, the gameplay, the exploration, you know... uh the graphics weren't very good and it ran like shit because it's on Nintendo Switch, and I had to use a crappy controller that costs $80 and has a bad thumbstick because Nintendo are a bunch of assholes, but other than that the game was great man! Will I go back and try to find all the missing items to go for 100% completion? I don't know! Maybe! You guys need to let me know if that's something you want to see!"

 

[Ungrim Ironfist]

Aside from the Twitch ban, what would you all say is the best Phil meltdown?

As someone else mentioned, the Khet cyberpunk racoon halloween stream meltdown but also the Tevin birthday stream meltdown.

Edit: 8:02

 

[DarksydePhil's Tits]

Aside from the Twitch ban, what would you all say is the best Phil meltdown?

This is my personal favorite, as it sounds at points like he's on the verge of tears. You can tell he's utterly at his wits end. (Skip to about the 10 1/2 minute mark for the real meat of it.):

For context: he was getting kicked out of WWE Champions guilds left and right at this point, and clearly was banking on us getting tired of following him regarding it.

 

[LordPriapus]

This is my personal favorite, as it sounds at points like he's on the verge of tears. You can tell he's utterly at his wits end. (Skip to about the 10 1/2 minute mark for the real meat of it.):

For context: he was getting kicked out of WWE Champions guilds left and right at this point, and clearly was banking on us getting tired of following him regarding it.

LMAO, I had heard the WWE Champs and hogan jpg memes for months, but I thought it was just detractor insinuations (based on bank leaks). What a complete fucking piece of shit. I don't know why I'm surprised.

 

[SomeoneLikeMYFATHER]

This is my personal favorite, as it sounds at points like he's on the verge of tears. You can tell he's utterly at his wits end. (Skip to about the 10 1/2 minute mark for the real meat of it.):

“The gun show?” - *Goes on autistic sidenote about gun shows in the US”

 

[Third_World_Detractor]

Yesterday superchats

 

[MarkofdaBOOG]

Phil trying to explain technical like graphics or specs is entertaining too watch.

Like yesterday and the entire thing about his MIC volume. He doesn't understand that his MIC volume in Windows is different from the MIC volume within OBS, so he just adjusts that and can't get a happy medium for audio while his game audio is higher then his MIC audio.

Or him convinced the XBOX Series X specs are better without understanding any of it.

Or him not understanding storage spaces vs system memory.

Or him complaining about CPU usage and why he can't get better then 480P....

I think Phil uses some shitty gaming laptop to stream with because he never knows shit about his specifications or what he would need to improve his computer for streams. He always talks about his cpu being at like 50 percent to 75 percent when he streams which makes me think he's on like a msi laptop that has a station to tell you that shit. Phil doesn't seem like he would ever save up too build a pc or be into pc gaming in any capacity. It would actually make his streaming better though consoles are fucking trash especially for streaming, I think Dark Syde Phil is one of the only people that streams with console besides people that stream switch games.

Aside from the Twitch ban, what would you all say is the best Phil meltdown?

This one is one of my favorites it was from when he got DMCA claimed off twitch last year. https://youtu.be/bcyvDt6o5ss

 

[Sup3r]

This is my personal favorite, as it sounds at points like he's on the verge of tears. You can tell he's utterly at his wits end. (Skip to about the 10 1/2 minute mark for the real meat of it.):

For context: he was getting kicked out of WWE Champions guilds left and right at this point, and clearly was banking on us getting tired of following him regarding it.

Something weird about his attempts to ignore champions. He can recall funky names like "Dokkan Battle" and "Brave Exvius" yet can't remember a common word like "Champions". Even when he is admitting to having played it in the past (which even he knows he can't deny, seeing as the main objection he should be making is that he isn't playing it now) he still can't come out and just call it by name.

Also "I know this vest looks stupid, I don't care" ? He does everything he can to avoid wearing it, almost like he does care that he looks dumber than derich in it.