DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[TheGoutburglar]

DSP once again shows that he's nothing but a joke to everyone on the Internet.

Which is why I laugh at his pathetic attempts to claw his way out of tard wrangler hell by posting so much stupid shit on Twitter. No one is suddenly going to start respecting The Guy no matter what he does, and his clout-chasing ESPECIALLY isn't going to work.

He can't post some hot take on game awards without people noticing that his rants on stream demonstrate how little business he has weighing in on fucking ANYTHING. His rep doesn't get stopped at the border when it tries to cross from YouTube to Twitter. It exists practically everywhere he can possibly go at this point, he can't even play Champions without being known as The Guy.

Phil knows this, but doesn't make peace with it because I guess that would kill him.

 

[Sup3r]

Which is why I laugh at his pathetic attempts to claw his way out of tard wrangler hell by posting so much stupid shit on Twitter. No one is suddenly going to start respecting The Guy no matter what he does, and his clout-chasing ESPECIALLY isn't going to work.

He can't post some hot take on game awards without people noticing that his rants on stream demonstrate how little business he has weighing in on fucking ANYTHING. His rep doesn't get stopped at the border when it tries to cross from YouTube to Twitter. It exists practically everywhere he can possibly go at this point, he can't even play Champions without being known as The Guy.

Phil knows this, but doesn't make peace with it because I guess that would kill him.

He doesn't help himself with his takes being Tumblr levels of stupid and vapid. He constantly shows everyone that he doesn't even have the shallowest understanding of how the internet works.

He especially doesn't help himself by replying to people, seeing as every time he does, there is a mass of replies from "concerned citizens" who make sure anyone he talks to knows who he is.

 

[Zappin’ And Spazzin’]

Does Phil even remember that he's disabled replies to his Twitter?
I mean, what is Geoff supposed to think when he sees Phil's clout-tweets and he's unable to respond?
Also has it brought out the Silent Majority yet or...

 

[SkippyLongbottom]

Which is why I laugh at his pathetic attempts to claw his way out of tard wrangler hell by posting so much stupid shit on Twitter. No one is suddenly going to start respecting The Guy no matter what he does, and his clout-chasing ESPECIALLY isn't going to work.

He can't post some hot take on game awards without people noticing that his rants on stream demonstrate how little business he has weighing in on fucking ANYTHING. His rep doesn't get stopped at the border when it tries to cross from YouTube to Twitter. It exists practically everywhere he can possibly go at this point, he can't even play Champions without being known as The Guy.

Phil knows this, but doesn't make peace with it because I guess that would kill him.

The whole broken clock is right twice a day or whatever the saying is. DSP thinks that if people agree to his very popular parroted opinion, that justifies him and redeems everything else and shows he's not some terrible person. It's just there to affirm that he's definitely not a dented 40 year old wet brain, brankrupt asshole that can't play his way through a kids game.

God I hate when he tries to push in any sort of opinion on how businesses should run because he thinks that piece of paper degree he got means anything and not fuck all.

 

[GiveMeTheMoney]

So you folks think Secret Limited is going to do another Worst of DSP 20XX this year? He posts some top quality content.

I wanna poke this. Does anyone know the drama of what happened to this channel? I really liked the content. Like it's out of this world in terms of quality, especially for a DSP video. I remember the channel got wiped or something.

 

[Coomfucius]

I promise you he never ever checks thumbnails or really is that lazy. Every single time the thumbnail is him and not gameplay he's making some retarded face he never looks normal. Attached is my favorite example from the "daily wrap" a few days ago.

I know it's been said before but Phil never looks remotely pleasant. Anytime I pause a video with him in it I always get the ugliest possible faces. I challenge someone to find a photo of modern Phil that doesn't make him look like a rotting corpse.

Some faces that I found (shout out to Snort Burnell for image number two):

Spoiler: The Many Faces of Phil

 

[Sup3r]

Does Phil even remember that he's disabled replies to his Twitter?
I mean, what is Geoff supposed to think when he sees Phil's clout-tweets and he's unable to respond?
Also has it brought out the Silent Majority yet or...

Just look at his metrics, it hasn't. He's got like one guy who replies to his normal tweets.

I know it's been said before but Phil never looks remotely pleasant. Anytime I pause a video with him in it I always get the ugliest possible faces. I challenge someone to find a photo of modern Phil that doesn't make him look like a rotting corpse.

It reminds me of watching the sok's old endures. Every time they paused, they found new stupid faces. Nowadays it isn't funny, just depressing.

 

[Elescondido]

Really hope deathloop wins everything , just to spite phil

 

[Tsoliassssssssssssss]

I know it's been said before but Phil never looks remotely pleasant. Anytime I pause a video with him in it I always get the ugliest possible faces. I challenge someone to find a photo of modern Phil that doesn't make him look like a rotting corpse.

Some faces that I found (shout out to Snort Burnell for image number two):

Spoiler: The Many Faces of Phil

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that first picture looks like PostNutBurnel

 

[Iron Hamster]

Really hope deathloop wins everything , just to spite phil

Agreed. He's just mad his 'business' is on a deathloop.

 

[King Daddy Telomerase]

I know it's been said before but Phil never looks remotely pleasant. Anytime I pause a video with him in it I always get the ugliest possible faces. I challenge someone to find a photo of modern Phil that doesn't make him look like a rotting corpse.

You need to watch the very rare times he's 1) playing a gambling/gacha thing during a game he's streaming or 2) he gets a surprise big tip. That's the only times he ever looks happy.

 

[Flavius Anthemius]

You need to watch the very rare times he's 1) playing a gambling/gacha thing during a game he's streaming or 2) he gets a surprise big tip. That's the only times he ever looks happy.

With black jack you get an insight into how his addiction works, such as here

And here

Those two incidents are a year apart now actually, he definitely hasn't gotten better, arguably he's gotten worse (he was fucking save scumming black jack in lost judgement in order to get the best possible outcome).

It almost certainly leads me to believe that he is still dumping a a crap ton in gacha because he's become so fixated on that dopamine hit that he sees no reason to suddenly stop splurging.

 

[TurdFondler]

Go watch the SOK video of Shitbeared playing CSGO on his PC and him complaining that the keyboard and mouse are too fast. He gets fucking destroyed the entire time.

It's primo Phil content. Doesn't adjust the settings at all, the screen doesn't even look like his mouse is over sensitive.

Keeps bitching about no iron sights when the crosshair is right there. Best gameplay moment is him blaming the pistol when he frames himself in a tunnel and stands stock still taking pot shots at a sniper.

 

[Coomfucius]

You need to watch the very rare times he's 1) playing a gambling/gacha thing during a game he's streaming or 2) he gets a surprise big tip. That's the only times he ever looks happy.

Even when he is happy he ends up looking like the man who wandered near parks just to look at the children playing:

 

[Flavius Anthemius]

Even when he is happy he ends up looking like the man who wandered near parks just to look at the children playing

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He looks worse here then my 72 year old grandfather...

 

[PieceofShet]

I wanna poke this. Does anyone know the drama of what happened to this channel? I really liked the content. Like it's out of this world in terms of quality, especially for a DSP video. I remember the channel got wiped or something.

He got swirled into the pignosis. He became a regular supporter of him, then he attacked a well known tractor, got called out, throw a tantrum and left. I wish people could stop mentioming him.

 

[Sup3r]

With black jack you get an insight into how his addiction works, such as here

And here

Those two incidents are a year apart now actually, he definitely hasn't gotten better, arguably he's gotten worse (he was fucking save scumming black jack in lost judgement in order to get the best possible outcome).

It almost certainly leads me to believe that he is still dumping a a crap ton in gacha because he's become so fixated on that dopamine hit that he sees no reason to suddenly stop splurging.

I can't remember him being this animated playing anything for the past few years. He was far more invested in gambling than in the game's story. He gets so salty over losing in a LUCK based game, acting as though it should just be handing him wins. And the number of times he's mashing the buttons to the point where he throws himself into another round before he can save scum is higher than it should be for any normal person. Fucking clown.

Best part was in LJ, he had 7.6k in chips and 500k in yen. He could've just turned 240k yen into enough chips to buy the item he was there to get, instead of wasting his time gambling.

 

[gettingthatgrooveback]

That beanie does a great job at accentuating his odd-shaped head.

Another ridiculous outfit for the photobook.

 

[Piece of Peace]

I can't remember him being this animated playing anything for the past few years. He was far more invested in gambling than in the game's story. He gets so salty over losing in a LUCK based game, acting as though it should just be handing him wins. And the number of times he's mashing the buttons to the point where he throws himself into another round before he can save scum is higher than it should be for any normal person. Fucking clown.

Best part was in LJ, he had 7.6k in chips and 500k in yen. He could've just turned 240k yen into enough chips to buy the item he was there to get, instead of wasting his time gambling.

The actual best part was that Dave just assumed that when you push in blackjack that the dealer gets your chips. Hasn't this moron played blackjack in other games like FO:NV before?

 

[Sup3r]

The actual best part was that Dave just assumed that when you push in blackjack that the dealer gets your chips. Hasn't this moron played blackjack in other games like FO:NV before?

He's claimed that he played it at actual casinos, as he was trying to explain how to play the game.