DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

Where is DSP?

  • He is in Connecticut visiting family/funeral

    Votes: 213 47.9%
  • He and Khet are on a honeymoon style trip

    Votes: 12 2.7%
  • He has an issue (s) with the HOA requiring immediate fixes

    Votes: 27 6.1%
  • Comcast/ISP/Internet Issues

    Votes: 16 3.6%
  • He is taking a Kino Casino style break by not announcing when he comes back

    Votes: 30 6.7%
  • Phil and/or Khet Health Issue

    Votes: 48 10.8%
  • This is a social experiment from DSP

    Votes: 99 22.2%

  • Total voters
    445
  • Poll closed .
Aside from the Twitch ban, what would you all say is the best Phil meltdown?
The Machinima series had a great setup/payoff. It was back when meltdowns were new, rare, and spread out through the year. How can you not like Phil putting his foot down telling Machinima to do what he says or he's gone only to be caught off guard two days later when they came to a "mutual decision." How you get blindsided from a decision you were involved in i'll never understand.

Honorable mention to the Twitch pokemon playthrough where he called all his viewers lazy because nobody was showing up to listen to his "voice acting." He actually had to address this one too because ReviewTechUsa called him out on Twitter. Of course it was ReviewTech's fault for drawing attention to it and a damned detractor illegally recording a section of his stream Phil himself wasn't recording, but I think we got a "sorry for being stupid and for being human" which is the best apology you'll get out of him.
 
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Remember when he first announced Kat and he kept saying they would do co-op streams? I do
 
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Remember when he first announced Kat and he kept saying they would do co-op streams? I do
The thing is it really seemed like he wanted to make her a conceited part of his content, just in the same way he did for Leanna for a lot of playthroughs. I don't exactly have a decisive reason as to why exactly she's virtually like a ghost of a person with Phil and his life, but I guess those questions people asked her in the few streams she appeared on made her feel very uncomfortable.

Kat's a detractor man! Phil can't play certain games because muh wife just wants to play solo with the same games like Overwatch and Skyrim!
 
Phil’s ideal reality is one where a new game releases every day on Game Pass so he can grift the day 1 views. Of course, the game will be unavailable to journalists until day 1 and no one will be able to review it early. The game, if it has multiplayer, will have a server in Phil’s broken shower, hardwired to Phil’s business class internet. Trolls will not be able to find him either. The games will have accessibility options to the point where you can just disable enemies and walk around. His fan will have pockets as deep as the Vatican’s coffers and his fans will ONLY be interested in talking to Phil or about the game. And of course, the game will have positive vibes and be very chill and interactive.
 
"... this level of recognition"?
But I thought that the Game Awards were meaningless and didn't matter, nobody cared, and Phil definitely didn't care.
Now, apparently there is recognition involved, and it's something to be 'worthy' of, implying that there's some sort of criteria that gives the award gravitas.
He's also clearly following an event that he said just a week ago was a joke and that he wouldn't follow. His fixation on being a hypocrite is somehow ramping up as time goes on.

This game winning was the funniest thing that could happen with the awards. Phil can't fellate himself because one of his picks won, showing that he's in touch with the industry. Death Loop didn't win so he couldn't publicly denounce the game awards and fellate himself for being such a free thinking man of the people. This game won and he can't say anything. Because he couldn't play the 'game of the year' because he is a lonely loser, and has to swerve the fact that this man of the people had to avoid quality games because he does not live like the people he is the man of.

This type of embarrassment and doublethink is going to require a little extra gin and gacha to suppress. All that extra tip money is dying a fast death as I type.

EDIT:
Confirmed, as @King of Hateful Slurs pointed out, we're currently gin-tweeting Twitch like a scorned ex.
Is Kat next to him lusting after Geralt, or did she take the Playstation back to her office for that?
 
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Get the popcorn lads it's gonna be a Twitter gin night
he was out with Kat today and couldn’t buy her what she wanted because of Twitch screwing him over so she screwed someone that could afford her taste. Phil, being so knowledgeable and smart, remembers his time as valedictorian, reading Othello, and coming to the realization that he has become a cuck stationary
 
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Remember when he first announced Kat and he kept saying they would do co-op streams? I do
nothing is really stopping him from making an edited playthrough with Kat(obviously that requires effort) Which then she wont have to deal with "the negative trolls" since comments are heavily moderated, which is redundant since she has no reason to see the comment section of such. This tells me that she doesnt wanna spend time with dave, doing something she enjoys which clearly is gaming as her videos showed. Obviously this is pure speculation from my mentally ill self.

almost as if shes aware that hes shit at games and ruins everything he plays...
 
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Get the popcorn lads it's gonna be a Twitter gin night

"... this level of recognition"?
But I thought that the Game Awards were meaningless and didn't matter, nobody cared, and Phil definitely didn't care.
Now, apparently there is recognition involved, and it's something to be 'worthy' of, implying that there's some sort of criteria that gives the award gravitas.
He's also clearly following an event that he said just a week ago was a joke and that he wouldn't follow. His fixation on being a hypocrite is somehow ramping up as time goes on.

This game winning was the funniest thing that could happen with the awards. Phil can't fellate himself because one of his picks won, showing that he's in touch with the industry. Death Loop didn't win so he couldn't publicly denounce the game awards and fellate himself for being such a free thinking man of the people. This game won and he can't say anything. Because he couldn't play the 'game of the year' because he is a lonely loser, and has to swerve the fact that this man of the people had to avoid quality games because he does not live like the people he is the man of.

This type of embarrassment and doublethink is going to require a little extra gin and gacha to suppress. All that extra tip money is dying a fast death as I type.

EDIT:
Confirmed, as @King of Hateful Slurs pointed out, we're currently gin-tweeting Twitch like a scorned ex.
Is Kat next to him lusting after Geralt, or did she take the Playstation back to her office for that?
Well looks like tomorrows prestream initial stalling segment podcast should be a fun watch, full of retconning and salt.

Wonder what brought on the Twitch tweet. Gatcha pulls not panning out? Khet making noises watching buff Grealt she's not making around Phil? Or just plain old gin fueled regret and victimhood?
 
Wonder what brought on the Twitch tweet. Gatcha pulls not panning out? Khet making noises watching buff Grealt she's not making around Phil? Or just plain old gin fueled regret and victimhood?
All. The regret of fucking over the only people that actually liked him, the only woman that actually cared about him besides his own mom, and the realization that reality is sinking in and he can't continue to live the life he's become so custom to. Also, making six figures and not a damn thing to show for it, besides a condo he's CONSTANTLY late on paying because sweaty jpegs is more important, and a wife that I hope is going to bail the moment Dave has to move back to that ghetto he escaped from.
 
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