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Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental
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Joycondrift
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I don't see Diors being promo shoes. It's more likely they're replicas which depending on quality will be no different than normal Jordan 1 MSRP vs something he was just given because of the inherent resale value.
Also totally possible they're legit pairs. No way of knowing without close up shots.
It's possible he bought them resale at a sz11.. that's a cool 8k according to the current pricing. That's a lot of money to just give someone..even if they are family.
Jack was given a pair of grateful dead SB dunks. Also a shoe that fetches a decent chunk of change considering it was like 120ish dollar MSRP when they released. Currently sitting around 1k size depending.
/End shoe sperge.
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no surprise we never see jack with those...
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I do. Gas station food here in Germany is almost as good as any gas station or 7-11 food in Japan.
Why does Jack no Sandford diet anymore?
1. He loosley tried it, but at the end just used it for brownie points as in "Hey, look I try."
2. Jack honestly tried at first but lost interest, as the lazy fuck he is, very fast because he might have thought that he can continue to gulp down ungodly amounts of food while doing Sandford and lose weight at the same time. (Yes, I think he is that kind of stupid).
3. He never was serious about it and only used it to make his channel look more legit as in "See, I have 485k subscribers and big sponsors."
which then ended with point
3.1. Sandford got wind of it (maybe someone reported him) and did send him a Cease and Desist letter. Let's be honest, an idiot like Jack can seriously damage their business in the long run, when people see a fat re,tard claiming he does Sandford but is not losing any weight.
4. They were stupid enough to pay him for a short term sponsorship. That's just a theorie, because not even Sandford would be that stupid do do a sponsorship without a background check of his channel and himself.
5. They were that stupid and did a short term ad sponsorship and it ended by end of contract. (Again, just a theory).
Most likely he does it to show that he's a tough guy and and not a closeted homo.
Tbh, he more and more reminds me of that mildly(?) re,tarded bodybuilder Jason Genova who also has a thread here.
Super Hans
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Jack being Jack, he pulled his usual bullshit and lied that Profile by Sanford was sponsoring him in order to get them to actually sponsor him, but they probably did the obvious and told him to cut the shit and stop saying that, first because it's an outright lie and illegal, and second because there's no worse an advertisement for a diet company than a fatass getting fatter while on it, which isn't even PbS's fault since Jack's the type who thinks dieting is eating all the same shit as usual, adding in a plate of low-carb cupcakes, and then rewarding himself for that by eating even more shit.
I can't even guess why he cares about the pretense at this point. Any mongoloid can look at Jack, sees he's fat, and laugh when told he's on a diet. Just go fully Simply Sara, damn it. Make that pie with two days of calories in a slice and shove the whole fucking thing down your gullet.
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His feet are too fat with them plus he doesn’t walk. I think when he did the unboxing of the smoker (well it was actually Tammy unboxing it) he panned his phone down to his feet and it looked like he was wearing cheap meds/nursing shoes. Presumably because he can’t tie his own shoes these days.
MOMMYWIFE, MY SHOE IS UNTIED!
Exist0
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I think I recall DSP trying to eat a Cup Noodle with a spoon. That was pretty special
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Excuse me for some minutes while I try to find my sides again.
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Rob knows us so well, doesn’t he?
Seriously though, imagine Jack trying to keep that thing steady and make the mouth work with his non-dominant left hand? Trying to burble out speech without moving his lips, which are already affected by stroke-induced poor coordination?
C’mon, that wouldn’t make you happy??
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His mommywife should buy him some crocks. He can probably get them custom made to show his support for the Murder Church too!
DX10
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Funny story. I've seen someone with a thundering hangover and no forks eat a Cup Noodle with a backwards spoon. Couldn't breathe seeing it.
GoodFattyDeadFatty
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I guess mush brain went on vacation with Jr. Mommy wife has a lot of money for these vacations. Weren't they in Vegas just a few months ago?
Schmuck of Ages
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"Unlike my basement-dwelling haters I'm my own man out in the world"-Vacations with his obese boomer parents every 3 months and has to share a room.
Aaway
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i have no doubt they leech off of tammy's parents because there's no way tammy is making nearly enough money with "TJ Services" to fund all these vacations/jack's childish delusions
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Maybe they're spending Tammy's parents money or are assuming they're going to get some to help out? A lot of trash like to spend in the assumption they're going to get a windfall like that.
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salmonellajack
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Maybe Jack has an built an extensive graphic design portfolio working for TJ Services
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Jack's graphic design skills are terrible. He's using clip art, fonts, and colors that are literally from the '90s era of web design. It's like he taught himself how to use the basics of Microsoft Paint in '94 and decided that he's learned all there is to know about the subject.
TJ Services, to the extent it even exists at all, is all T and no J.
abobe
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I've never seen anyone who vacations from a permanent vacation as much as Jack.
I'm convinced that TJ services is one of many money laundering fronts for the murder church with them getting a cut. Joel Osteen hides his money in walls, murder church hides theirs with a mushbrained stroke victim.
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It’s all T(raynor) and no J(ack).