US Joe Biden News Megathread - The Other Biden Derangement Syndrome Thread (with a side order of Fauci Derangement Syndrome)

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Let's pretend for one moment that he does die before the election, just for the funsies. What happens then? Will the nomination revert to option number 2, aka Bernie Sanders? Or will his running mate automatically replace him just the way Vice-President is supposted to step in after the Big Man in the White House chokes on a piece of matzo? Does he even have a running mate yet?
 
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Going by the left's logic, this is "punching down." I don't care if he knows senate rules, he constantly feeds to what the swamp wants, and wants to ruin a innocent man's life. I'm supposed to feel ashamed when Trump tells these people they're shit, to their face? Fuck McConnell.
 
Some of you need to watch this and tell me my namesake wouldn't be great at playing Biden in a comedy.
Because he would make Biden likable.

And associating the late, great Leslie Nielsen with Biden is about on par with placing a bowl of Kay's cooking next to a five star meal. Completely unacceptable.
 
The head of Biden's Secret Service security detail, David Cho, is retiring... to work for an investment firm on Wall Street. He was the first Korean-American to hold his position, served for 25+ years, and received the Exceptional Service Gold Medal for his role in negotiations with Kim Jong Un during Trump's admin. Hopefully he enjoys trading stonks more than he (apparently) enjoys protecting a dementiac like Biden.
 
Trump vs Buttigag apparently was polled with a Trump+11 lead.
In a universal swing 15.4%, this would be that map.
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Harris was only doing 2% better ar R+9. So cross off IL, NJ, and OR. Still a massive landslide.

Can't wait for Buttplug /Harris 2024!
Your map doesn't account for the +160,000 99.9% Buttplug at 4 am vote

Which swing states does everyone think they'll fortify this time?

Holy shit, CONFIRMED.

Just tried this on my own phone.

Can this dystopia get any more fucking creepy?
They have voice recognition and auto transcript tech. They could start making you (or your kids) sing along once a day.
 
Jussie Smollett has been found guilty on five of the six counts he was facing, and not guilty on the 6th. Three of the counts were alleging he lied to the CPD, one of those counts was the Not Guilty.
Guess he better get used to knowing he’s going to get literally fucked in prison without Biden’s help.

I mean, he does like cock so that’s a bright side.
 
Is this supposedly on "Bixby?" My Android has Bixby on it (which I have never used and never even set up). I have no use for voice commands so I don't know.
Bixby is Samsung's own talking assistant thing - not sure if they still use it. Google's is the one being used in the screenshots, though.
 
Bixby is Samsung's own talking assistant thing - not sure if they still use it. Google's is the one being used in the screenshots, though.
Oh, so it's Google? The original tweet specifically said Android/Samsung, so I thought it might be through Bixby.

Not gonna lie I also assumed it was Bixby because the vaccine song wasn't common knowledge before now (apparently, when did this begin?), and no Android owner I know uses Bixby, so I thought the song went undetected because of that lol.
 
So there's an interesting thing that happened I was hoping @Gehenna or at least other veteran Kiwis could give their thoughts on, simply because I feel it's entertaining. Feel free to chime in with your thoughts as well.

Recently, there's been a number of big slip-ups with Biden's admin and its ability to maintain narrative, none more so than it trying to work with the press to shore up the "EVERYTHING IS FINE, NOTHING IS RUINED" narrative for the economy. What's particularly interesting is that:

A) It doesn't seem to be working.
B) Biden's admin isn't asking; they're demanding it.

How much of this do you suppose is this fraying from the internal Dem conflicts we've covered, and how much is it them spotting a weakened target and going for the throat in the absence of better options?
It's the former leading into the latter. The fraying internal conflict creates openings, those factions in the conflict then act on those openings which creates more.

It's not a matter of how much is one or the other, they both result in the other.

Really? How many people will see this gaff if only a handful of news media covers it?
Enough. Even if it isn't everywhere, people pick up on the occasional gaffe here and there. They don't see every single one or even most of them, but new examples keep popping up and so they see the pattern forming.

BigTech has to be in overdrive for them, it's like Whack-a-Mole. And every time a new one appears a few more people have the pattern forming in their heads.


So much for turtle not helping them anymore, huh?



I believe it was Gehenna who foolishly held out hope that McConnell would not just bitch out again.
No? My stance for a while has been that this was McConnel letting the Dems kick the can down the road because it hurt them more than helped them and the Republicans got nothing out of helping them. I'd like to know what deals the Dems had to cave in and make to finally get it snuck in, but I am not surprised it finally did pass.
 
Oh yeah you're right. Who was I thinking of who said that one letter McConnell sent meant he was done helping with the debt ceiling?

Huh. I could have sworn someone said it.
 
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Wanted to clear this up for information's sake:

That's Arizona's Brnovich, trying to be the next governor.
He's trying to become Senator. It's the race for Mark Kelly's (Bald Astronaut Commie) seat.

Love how that was his one oppertunity to distinguish himself from the rest in his primary and get Trump's endorsement and he completely fucked it up to lose with dignity.
Even Trump knows Brnovich sucks cock. He's yet to endorse Blake Masters — the better candidate over Brno — and Brno is only leading because of comfy FOX boomers who like him off of name recognition, and don't know that he isn't tackling the issues.

Brnovich, on the otherhand, is begging for signitures on Twitter to run and is spending his "campaigning time" in special interests dinners to raise money for "his campaign."
And a whole bunch of stereotypical "Hey, fellow Republicans. I, Mark Brnovich, am also a principled and wicked cool conservative."

Cringe. And I'll let you take it from here:

It's time for the McCains and Flakes to get their hands off Arizona for good.
 
You are gonna have to give your car a blowjob to start it up. Embrace the gay agenda.
They're supposed to use something that isn't a breathalyzer. The only thing I can think of is a blood sample, but they expect some sort of device to just know your BAC.
This shit is dystopian as all hell but a wacky version where the government is comprised of not just scumbags but scumbags who are utterly retarded
The only mistake the dystopian novel authors made is that they thought the architects of the dystopia would know how to tie their own shoes.
 
Oh, I know. I really hoping that we get some advances in battery life soon. Personally I think the big focus on lithium-ion batteries is actively working against advances in electrics since lead-acids don't have nearly the scalability or resource consumption issues li-ion batteries do. Heavier, but a VRLA is cheaper and more durable than a Li-Ion. And I don't believe there's nearly the flammability aspect to them.

We are trying but it isn’t going as planned.

 
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