DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Sparkletor 2.0]

I find it funny that he still uses the zoo as an example of a place that adults visit recreationally.

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39 years old.

For someone who spends that much time at the zoo, he doesn't know his animals.

In one of his zoo videos, he is looking at an African exhibit and tells Leanna that a monkey is a South American sloth.

 

[gettingthatgrooveback]

If you don't think Phil is autistic, you are stupid.

"Additional relationships". LMAO. Who talks like that but an autist?

 

[Lift Me Up]

If you don't think Phil is autistic, you are stupid.
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"Additional relationships". LMAO. Who talks like that but an autist?

Has to reply to everything in the most dickish way possible. And he wonders why so many people dislike him.

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

Reminder that 19th century English coal miners who worked brutal 12+ hour shifts had time for friends. Phil's just coping and knows that he's too terrified of other people. Dude can't even get internet fwiends let alone real ones.

 

[Need Help With Tips]

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"Additional relationships". LMAO. Who talks like that but an autist?

He makes it sound like having a social life and friends is some kind of burden upon him. Look no further if you needed any more proof that Dave is a sad ass individual.

 

[Paladin Derich]

What we need is a detractor to dress up like DSP and try to do his voice and mannerisms for an entire restream. Basically phil on phil.

 

[Derich 2nd of coomland]

Reminder that 19th century English coal miners who worked brutal 12+ hour shifts had time for friends. Phil's just coping and knows that he's too terrified of other people. Dude can't even get internet fwiends let alone real ones.

Piling onto that. Phil might be ''working'' 6 days a week but he still doesn't rack up enough hours for a full ''mature adult'' work week.

The only reason his chat isn't calling him out hard on this is that they are almost all to a fault just as socially stunted as Phil, so I guess to them this pathetic excuse makes sense.

 

[Tsoliassssssssssssss]

If you don't think Phil is autistic, you are stupid.
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"Additional relationships". LMAO. Who talks like that but an autist?

how do you not have children when married?
do you get boxes of condoms every month?
does his Kat have her fallopian tubes tied, does he have a vasectomy?
is one of them infertile? no sex?

 

[Pargon]

What we need is a detractor to dress up like DSP and try to do his voice and mannerisms for an entire restream. Basically phil on phil.

Darkysydebeef was a pretty valiant attempt but I think SB made it work just about as long as anyone really could.

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

no sex?

DING DING DING! WE HAVE OUR WINNER!

 

[Serf 'n' TERF]

how do you not have children when married?
do you get boxes of condoms every month?
does his Kat have her fallopian tubes tied, does he have a vasectomy?
is one of them infertile? no sex?

Kat may also be on the pill, or have an implant. If they don't (or one of them doesn't) want kids, then it's not exactly hard to avoid having them.

 

[TheGoutburglar]

For someone who spends that much time at the zoo, he doesn't know his animals.

In one of his zoo videos, he is looking at an African exhibit and tells Leanna that a monkey is a South American sloth.

See this is the kind of thing that I wish Phil would let his guard down and share more of, because all his most entertaining moments are when he shows his true self in some form, whether it's being stupid, being offensive, being a coward, being an addict, etc. etc. Nothing I love more than when the facade completely falls apart as he says something like THAT.

 

[Kosher Dill]

is one of them infertile? no sex?

Phil is very likely impotent, has a permanent case of whiskey dick on top of that, is gay, sleeps in a separate bed from Kat, and likely has a completely different sleep/work schedule from her. What kind of sex do you think could be happening?

 

[Iron Hamster]

Didn't he retcon the friend excuse not that long ago?

 

[Tsoliassssssssssssss]

Kat may also be on the pill, or have an implant. If they don't (or one of them doesn't) want kids, then it's not exactly hard to avoid having them.

I am asking only because he said he doesn't want kids and she agrees with him, obviously, so the only logical procedure here is snipping from either side.
the pill and the implant are known to cause depression, or whatever those bitches feel when they don't have the will to party when on the pill.
Phil does not look like a man that has the money to spend in condoms, he has bills.
that being said, can anyone tell from experience, I don't know psychologist or something, if Kat is acting more depressed during her appearances with phil, compared to her gaming streams?

 

[BlackDragoons]

Phil is very likely impotent, has a permanent case of whiskey dick on top of that, is gay, sleeps in a separate bed from Kat, and likely has a completely different sleep/work schedule from her. What kind of sex do you think could be happening?

Didn't he say a while back they sleep in separate rooms or some shit like that?

 

[Kosher Dill]

Didn't he say a while back they sleep in separate rooms or some shit like that?

He's never outright admitted it, but he's made a whole bunch of slip-ups that make it clear that sleeping is not something they do in the same room at the same time. Like the time he fell out of bed (or whatever) and Kat "came running in".

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

I am asking only because he said he doesn't want kids and she agrees with him, obviously, so the only logical procedure here is snipping from either side.
the pill and the implant are known to cause depression, or whatever those bitches feel when they don't have the will to party when on the pill.
Phil does not look like a man that has the money to spend in condoms, he has bills.
that being said, can anyone tell from experience, I don't know psychologist or something, if Kat is acting more depressed during her appearances with phil, compared to her gaming streams?

I think that would be more of a consequence of having to sit next to Phil rather than any birth control pills.

 

[The Wicked Mitch]

how do you not have children when married?
do you get boxes of condoms every month?
does his Kat have her fallopian tubes tied, does he have a vasectomy?
is one of them infertile? no sex?

A 40 year old pigroach as sedentary, lazy and sloppy as DSP is 100% impotent

 

[Serf 'n' TERF]

I am asking only because he said he doesn't want kids and she agrees with him, obviously, so the only logical procedure here is snipping from either side.
the pill and the implant are known to cause depression, or whatever those bitches feel when they don't have the will to party when on the pill.

Not necessarily. Just because two people don't want children, it doesn't mean they also want to mutilate their bodies. It's more convenient to just take a pill for 3 weeks of the month.

Depression is also a pretty rare side-effect of taking a contraceptive pill. But everyone is different. Kat has always been low-energy, and she is non-existent on the internet nowadays so it's impossible to compare.