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So much fiber. This is just one bag. What can go wrong after going through so many bags in such a short amount of time?
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So much fiber. This is just one bag. What can go wrong after going through so many bags in such a short amount of time?
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How comfy is that bed going to be for the next person who gets to sleep in it after Anna the "hard" sleeper is done with it?
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I hope these have the same effects as the infamous sugar-free Gummi Bears:
Sugarless Gummy Bears Can Give You Explosive Diarrhea
Do sugarless Gummy Bears give you diarrhea? The answer is yes. Read these hilarious first hand stories about it.
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Supposedly they are worse then regular ones because they spike blood sugar.
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Awkward Aardvark
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I've heard of this compound before and thought that it was rather good. Turns out only roughly 5% of allulose is digested. In case you weren't familiar with diabetes, anything a diabetic eats (including rocks) increases their blood sugar, in particular if you have T1 diabetes. So for the sake of comparison, if 100g of table sugar would increase the blood sugar of a 200 lb T1 diabetic by about 270 points (from e.g. 80 mg/dl to 350 mg/dl), 100g of allulose would only increase it by 15 points (or so) (from 80 mg/dl to 95 mg/dl). Of course if you eat an entire bag of this shit that can weigh over a pound, you can jack up your blood sugar quite high, but someone eating a bag of it and taking no insulin and complaining about a relatively small blood sugar rise seems a bit disingenuous. There are a few other good sugar substitutes for diabetics that may be even better such as aspartame (practically no impact), sucralose (no impact), erythritol (1/11th the impact of normal sugar), inulin (full impact, but digestion is as slow as with protein, taking up to 5+h). I deliberately left most of the sugar alcohols out as they're all known to cause GI issues. Source: My dad's a T2 diabetic and I've learned all this shit.
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I'm sure Smart Sweets are a great way for folks with actual insulin issues to have a little treat but for anyone that can eat sugar without worry, I'd rather eat a serving a real gummies and move on.
The texture is super weird and the sugar alternative has that chemical aftertaste and it competes with whatever flavor you're supposed to be tasting. Glad it was something I received in a sampler box of other products and not something I'd bought a lot of because I would've tossed them
The texture is super weird and the sugar alternative has that chemical aftertaste and it competes with whatever flavor you're supposed to be tasting. Glad it was something I received in a sampler box of other products and not something I'd bought a lot of because I would've tossed them
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This shit is so corny.
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Yeaaaaah Anna, honey, he ain't no Scorsese.
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Track cyclists have absolutely massive thighs, too. A German Olympic medalist named Robert Forstemann is lovingly called "Quadzilla" because of his fucking gigantic thighs, which measure 74 cm (slightly less than 30 inches) around and are capable of producing >700 watts of power. Here is an absolutely mind-blowing video of him using his legs to power a toaster (I'm sorry, I'm a fag and can't embed). His legs are so powerful that he's actually snapped his bike chain while riding.
For the Britfags among us (luv u guise), here is national hero Sir Chris Hoy, showing off his own 68.5 cm (27 in) gams.
Here's Robert Forstemann comparing thighs with another elite-level German cyclist, Andre Greipel. Greipel is a "pure sprinter" road cyclist. Generally, road cyclists are smaller and lighter than their friends who ride on the track, and that goes double for the sprinters, who are a pretty wiry bunch.
Does anyone recall offhand what Anna's approximate thigh measurement is? These guys, who are at the absolute peak of fitness and outliers in a class of elite athletes, would be absolutely dwarfed by Anna. I'd love to see a side by side, if anyone wants to indulge me. Again, am a fag and don't know how.
(@Diet Coke 4 Life, I'm tagging you so that you can mock me brutally if I'm wrong about any of this.
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Damn Forstermann has Broly's thighs!Track cyclists have absolutely massive thighs, too. A German Olympic medalist named Robert Forstemann is lovingly called "Quadzilla" because of his fucking gigantic thighs, which measure 74 cm (slightly less than 30 inches) around and are capable of producing >700 watts of power. Here is an absolutely mind-blowing video of him using his legs to power a toaster (I'm sorry, I'm a fag and can't embed). His legs are so powerful that he's actually snapped his bike chain while riding.
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For the Britfags among us (luv u guise), here is national hero Sir Chris Hoy, showing off his own 68.5 cm (27 in) gams.
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Here's Robert Forstemann comparing thighs with another elite-level German cyclist, Andre Greipel. Greipel is a "pure sprinter" road cyclist. Generally, road cyclists are smaller and lighter than their friends who ride on the track, and that goes double for the sprinters, who are a pretty wiry bunch.
Does anyone recall offhand what Anna's approximate thigh measurement is? These guys, who are at the absolute peak of fitness and outliers in a class of elite athletes, would be absolutely dwarfed by Anna. I'd love to see a side by side, if anyone wants to indulge me. Again, am a fag and don't know how.
(@Diet Coke 4 Life, I'm tagging you so that you can mock me brutally if I'm wrong about any of this.
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Master visual storyteller Jonathan is boring and his pictures look like mush. I did some searching around, he has a few defunct websites and an abandoned podcast, called The Blooper Theory.
IDK what you’re doing, either, Jon.
He also has an abandoned YouTube channel.
“Have you ever wondered what’s in your favorite YouTuber’s backpack?”
fucking no, lol, but here’s a video about Jon’s backpack:
He really likes jumping off of things, too bad Anna can’t safely recreate his favorite style of shot:
Also, I don’t care for his basic style, his photos are all too dark and there’s not enough contrast to make a clear visual statement, but that’s just me.
he’s not totally without a sense of humor, though.
This picture of his is old, but it reminds me of the recent video of Anna plodding through and destroying Utah’s beauty with her presence. I can only assume she saw this in his portfolio and felt she met a kindred spirit in blandness.
A true auteur, our Jonathan.
IDK what you’re doing, either, Jon.
He also has an abandoned YouTube channel.
“Have you ever wondered what’s in your favorite YouTuber’s backpack?”
fucking no, lol, but here’s a video about Jon’s backpack:
He really likes jumping off of things, too bad Anna can’t safely recreate his favorite style of shot:
Also, I don’t care for his basic style, his photos are all too dark and there’s not enough contrast to make a clear visual statement, but that’s just me.
he’s not totally without a sense of humor, though.
This picture of his is old, but it reminds me of the recent video of Anna plodding through and destroying Utah’s beauty with her presence. I can only assume she saw this in his portfolio and felt she met a kindred spirit in blandness.
A true auteur, our Jonathan.
beanbag in a hurry
Got sick of the ALR pic, look at this cat instead.
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Find five differences:
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beanbag in a hurry
Got sick of the ALR pic, look at this cat instead.
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She somehow went from adult toddler to grandma without a single instance of sex or male attention. Well done, Anna, truly.
She is also clearly pissed out of her face again. Right between feeling good/jolly and fully slurring her words and crying over the state of her life.
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These are all so shitty
he needs to buy a longer lens, learn to expose things properly, work on his framing, and stop abusing vignettes. I cringed at how he cut off those palm trees and the arc de triomphe and hudson yards pics are just... a distracting mess
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Thanks Tiktok for this literal buffoonery i thought she was going to zigzag into a pumpkin.
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Anna quitting her Mountain Dew habit would do way more for the health of her teeth and body than all the expensive toothpaste and other paraphernalia combined.
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LOL You aren't terribly wrong! Only thing that needs clarification is the little smidge that I left in your quote.A German Olympic medalist named Robert Forstemann is lovingly called "Quadzilla" because of his fucking gigantic thighs, which measure 74 cm (slightly less than 30 inches) around and are capable of producing >700 watts of power.
Generally, road cyclists are smaller and lighter than their friends who ride on the track, and that goes double for the sprinters, who are a pretty wiry bunch.
(@Diet Coke 4 Life, I'm tagging you so that you can mock me brutally if I'm wrong about any of this.
Robert Forstemann's specialty isn't producing >700 watts of power... it's the ability to maintain that insane amount of power for >5 minutes. THAT is ridiculous. Even slackass twig shitmongers can produce >700 watts - but pleb amateurs can only hold that for about 1-3 seconds source - my max is 703 watts which I held for about 1 second max, and I'm fucking proud of it. I am a suckass asshole casual on a road bike.. Robert Forstemann's maximum power is an eye-watering 2000 watts (which isn't the highest in the world - that belongs to Sören Lausberg at an unimaginable 2600 watts, or more than my fucking generator for my camper can produce), but it's still in the 'yee holy shit' territory of WOW.
The reedy fuckers are climbers. Sprinters typically have a bit more meat on 'em, but aren't typically as beefy as pursuit specialists (baroudeaurs), time trialists, or domestiques (who are usually all-rounders). They're going to be on par with rouleurs (who're good on flats but can kind of climb). Puncheurs are usually a bit more reedy than a sprinter (these are rouleurs who're better climbers - they specialize in super short, steep climbs). But climbers? These are the anorexic asshats who would blow away in a strong mountain breeze and are held to the earth by their 6.1 kg bicycles.
But you're absolutely right that roadies are scrawny idiots (with tiny t-rex arms that make the ladies snigger when they see those twigs compared to relatively meaty and capable legs) compared to our track brethren. Track dudes can rip the handlebars right off their bikes. Roadies get sore arms due to road vibration and whine about it while we sip our pretentious coffees and brag about how far we've ridden that day.
I'll stop bicycle sperging now LOL
I just can't help myself sometimes. And thanks so much, @Thomas Eugene Paris, for giving me the opportunity to do so! (time to get back to drinking, though)