Prison Letters Chris and Kengle Prison Letter Megathread

[Kulee Baba]

I'm not sold on any traffic accident that Barb may or may not have been involved in. How did Chris find out? Until some sperg manages to produce an accident report from the local police department I'm not willing to accept it. Even if the accident report is redacted, there should be enough details to match Chris' version.

I'm guessing Chris's legal counsel would learn about and tell Chris about it.

Absolutely bewilders me they a woman who allegedly suffers from dementia be able to get into the driver's seat. I would have assumed Barb would have a caretaker via the state.

 

[Thumb Butler]

How did Chris find out?

It's not that complicated. His lawyer must have told him.

 

[Yksi_Toveri]

Broken ribs in the elderly is a serious matter as it can lead to pneumonia from shallow breathing. I had 4 broken once in my 20s and it was miserable and made sleeping nearly impossible without vicodin, tylenol 3s and several shots of vodka.

 

[Radical Goodspeed]

Ah, so that's how ol' Teflon Chris gets out of this one. Barb moves in with relatives for care or croaks from her injuries, the courts decide Chris, while clearly a lunatic, no longer has a means of accessing his only victim, and the charges or dropped or he gets the entire sentence deferred while he goes back home, shits, and does nothing.

Sometimes you don't know how the writers are going to bring it back, but there it is.

Rainbow well earned, but this is still in the ballpark. Its in the deadpool. Someone could collect money on this bet.

 

[PhoBingas]

I'm not sold on any traffic accident that Barb may or may not have been involved in. How did Chris find out? Until some sperg manages to produce an accident report from the local police department I'm not willing to accept it. Even if the accident report is redacted, there should be enough details to match Chris' version.

I'm glad I'm not the only one who has doubts. I mean who would have told Chris? I doubt any of the family would reach out to him in prison if they hated Barb and Bob. Kengle could be lying for asspats - He posted his other letter with Chris why won't he post this one in its entirety? Also Chris could be lying to kengle in hopes of getting pity donos. I guess we won't know for sure until some sperg scopes out 14 Branchland or the scrap yard.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

I'm guessing Chris's legal counsel would learn about and tell Chris about it.

Absolutely bewilders me they a woman who allegedly suffers from dementia be able to get into the driver's seat. I would have assumed Barb would have a caretaker via the state.

I can't believe that he's allowed to be notified about Barb. It's like he's raping her all over again.

 

[Phalanges Mycologist]

He posted his other letter with Chris why won't he post this one in its entirety?

The other one Chris asked him to share, this one Chris asked him to not share and as I said above it doesnt look to be faked it's to detailed people have read bits of text that Ken wouldnt have faked.

 

[Hogar Grupal]

Greene County Transit | Greene County, Virginia

The Greene County Transit, Inc. is an incorporated transportation system, funded by the Virginia Department of Rail and Public Transportation, operating under the umbrella of the governing body of Greene County Virginia.

www.greenecountyva.gov

I did find this for transportation service. It would likely be -safer- for Chris then actual public transportation. In the sense of; you arrange for it, and thus he wouldn't end up around randos, and thus, hopefully not deranged homeless people.

I would feel sorry for the driver dispatched though.

Much like deliveries, I doubt the Greene County transportation service would want to give Chris a ride considering the conspiracy Borb implanted in Chris, and the way the county was treated by the chandlers over the years.

I would have assumed Barb would have a caretaker via the state.

Barb's the white trash shut in type that would refuse anything from an outside entity, even if it's for her or her family's own good; Chris developmental services with GC Elementary, Health services after Bob's death to get rid of insect infestation, Rocky Shoemaker.

 

[Rogowski]

I’m not very good at this, but I’ve seen in the past in other threads that archives of local radio scanners are kept online. I am unsure if Chris’ bumfuck town/county keeps archives but if there was one it might be a good idea to check the county/city emergency services radio scanner.

 

[SaintChristopher69]

Haven't got time to look for it now, though if anybody wants to do a deep dive and look for the accident report, I assume that this is the place to look:

https://myaccident.org/virginia-accident-reports

 

[Cheerlead-in-Chief]

TBH I kinda expected her to reach out to family (or family would reach out to her) and she'd milk it for attention, favors, and money. A lot of parasitic family members do this when tragedy strikes, and I can easily see Barb trying to get back into the family's good graces through the victim door.

You're right...but since Corrina's funeral the (maternal) Chandlers all but washed their hands off of her and Chris, especially with her conniving to fuck her sister's husband.
The paternal side also distanced themselves from Barb/Chris even while Bob was still kicking.
Pity can only go so far.

 

[AnOminous]

Normally I'd agree, but Biden would do literally anything to win the progressive left back. He's lost so much in a short period of time that if it means pardoning a trannie weirdo, he'd do it.

That being said if Trump would've pardoned him and it would've led to another Chris spaz sesh, I'm all for it

He can't pardon state cases.

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

If this was a case of incest, wouldn't both parties get arrested?

 

[Coleslaw]

If this was a case of incest, wouldn't both parties get arrested?

Prosecutors can choose whom to charge. This has been discussed many times.

 

[Alcalino9000]

More Kengle sperging under that letter post.

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Personally I think the crash is bullshit, or at least a half-truth. The strong emphasis on donations by Chris indicates that he is probably lying to raise more money.

Holy shit, basically everything is worse than we imagine.

 

[Dr. Silvestrechu]

Fucking hell, raped by her son and a car accident towards the end of 2021, Barbara has been getting a real shit hand this year.

As she deserves

 

[AnOminous]

What the fuck was Barb doing driving?

What choice does she have? Just to starve to death in the hoard?

Smegol straight up committed murder over the One Ring literally minutes after discovering the Ring's existence, and he's the nice guy (even if it's an act ultimately) compared to Golum who eventually took root both physically and mentally.

Even Bilbo, a much stronger individual, was corrupted to some extent by the Ring. And Frodo would have completely consneeded if he hadn't been interrupted by Gollum.

 

[Dr. Silvestrechu]

Ah, so that's how ol' Teflon Chris gets out of this one. Barb moves in with relatives for care or croaks from her injuries, the courts decide Chris, while clearly a lunatic, no longer has a means of accessing his only victim, and the charges or dropped or he gets the entire sentence deferred while he goes back home, shits, and does nothing.

Sometimes you don't know how the writers are going to bring it back, but there it is.

I'm still hoping for the mass shooting arc tbh.

 

[AnOminous]

And when old possibly malnourished old people break bones it’s a huge deal. That’s usually the beginning of the end for them, since that shit can turn into sepsis pretty quick. That’s if they don’t accidentally catch covid first from an unvaccinated nurse at the hospital. And a concussion? In her age? If she survives, she may have brain damage.

When one of the people outside of my family I'd known for the longest time got cancer, it was the final finisher when he fell and broke a hip. On his way back from the hospital he basically said he knew he was done at that point, but he just wanted to die at home. He died the day after.

 

[Muu]

Sonichu take the wheel