Chantal Sarault / Chantal Al-Refae / Foodie Beauty - Delusional drug fiend hamplanet mukbanger from Canada trying to be a glamorous online influencer. Pathological liar, huge bitch, narcissist, animal abuser

[L. Ron Hubbard's Cat]

Apparently she and Peetz still can't figure out how to change the batteries in their smoke alarm.

Surely, beating them both to death with a sock filled with dead batteries would be an act of mercy at this point.

 

[Random Internet Person]

Nads is absolutely fucked, look at where we were just a few months ago. Chantal started moving her shit into his place, slowly blipping him on camera but mostly trying to "keep her private life private". Ever so slowly Nader has become part of the channel, he is now internet famous just like she is and he had no say in it. Now she's there and unless he goes scorched earth on her and changes his number he's stuck forever.

She did this to the retarded VIBs too. This whole back and forth of breaking up and getting back together, saying she'll keep him off camera but then putting him on a little bit. Slowly but surly she's crossed a boundary with them too. It would be cunning if it resulted in her gaining anything of value, but so far it seems to have tanked her revenue.

If I had to guess her next hurdle that she's slowly rolling over is the big move. She needs to get out of the villa and away from the cats and Peetz. This is a war on 2 and a half fronts. The first is getting Nader to accept that her gunt will be in his space 24/7, she's been remarkably successful at manipulating him in the past and I have no reason to doubt that she will eventually win out. The second is her income and VIBs. She's lost a lot of money from people that genuinely like her but she does make about 10 bucks a stream in people sending two dollars to call her a retard, all in all I think this is a failure but does she care? I doubt it. The final half front is Peetz, shoving him aside is easy enough but in the end he is her backup bitch, losing him forever isn't something she would want to do. I wouldn't be surprised that the whole idea of Piss moving to a new city with a new job was something she nudged him toward.

In any case, reading back it all sounds like a big chinspiracy theory but we shall see...

Bibi continues to be the alpha male of this universe.

 

[TrainWreckSpotter]

Before all the "WHY DO PEOPLE DEFEND NADER OMG HE'S BLAH BLAH BLAH" people descend on me, please understand that of course I know Nader stabbed a bitch, is ugly and could plate his food better. But it's fun to pity him because it's hilarious that he is in this position. Though he is a drug-addicted leech, he could never have predicted the price he would pay in order to have access to middle-class levels of money. When he pestered her into coming and staying that first night, how could he have known a monstrous, ovoid, braying abomination would eventually take over every element of his life. He did his best to be all Mr Sex Lord Dom Dude by making her strip within minutes of meeting her and now he's lost control to the point that she is wandering his home as her primary residence, Donald Ducking it, revealing when they get drugs delivered, and eating and shitting in his bed.

Right? Who would have ever thunk that we'd be defending sleeze ball Nader? He made a deal with the devil. He may think he has it good now, but just wait until he tries to get rid of her. She knows where he lives and will stalk the hell out of him. AND! she will talk shit about him online. Any replacement sugar mama he gets is also in for a rough road. Couldn't happen to a more deserving guy, though. I've noticed that he is only able to deal with her without the Bibi-esque thousand yard stare when he is stoned/drunk/drugged up.

 

[Rasputin's Side Piece]

A million years ago, there was a short-lived British program called Too Posh to Wash where two women harassed gross people into showering. I remember this so vividly because I had a thing for stories of modern English aristocracy and one of the young women featured was the granddaughter of Osla Henniker-Major, who dated Prince Phillip and worked at Bletchley Park.

This young woman was foul - she routinely smelled like dog piss and the guy who took bacterial samples from a bra she wore for two years without washing it burned it because it was a biohazard. But she reminds me of Chantal mostly due to her teeth. She seldom brushed them - like a few times a year maybe - but she also picked at her braces until she finally ripped them out and didn't return to the dentist to get the adhesive removed. Her glue-covered teeth and receding gums looked better than Chantal's mouth.


This thread has defeated me. I laughed so hard at this simple comment.

Before all the "WHY DO PEOPLE DEFEND NADER OMG HE'S BLAH BLAH BLAH" people descend on me, please understand that of course I know Nader stabbed a bitch, is ugly and could plate his food better. But it's fun to pity him because it's hilarious that he is in this position. Though he is a drug-addicted leech, he could never have predicted the price he would pay in order to have access to middle-class levels of money. When he pestered her into coming and staying that first night, how could he have known a monstrous, ovoid, braying abomination would eventually take over every element of his life. He did his best to be all Mr Sex Lord Dom Dude by making her strip within minutes of meeting her and now he's lost control to the point that she is wandering his home as her primary residence, Donald Ducking it, revealing when they get drugs delivered, and eating and shitting in his bed.

He's earning every penny he makes and while I'm mostly bored I still love the idea that this man who washes his dishes while defrauding lonely fat women now has Chantal making butt messes in his bedroom so bad they require a mop.


I hate to admit it, but the way I feel about Chantal now is the way most people feel when they find roaches in their cabinets. She's reaching the level of being unclean in a spiritual sense, like being near her could strip you of your humanity. Normal people cannot tolerate this sort of thing. A loud, filthy, farting, sharting, shitting, bleeding, smelly, unintelligent, destructive mass that cannot be easily removed causes people to lash out.

I wish I knew how this would end. Chantal really is too addicted and too dumb to see how bad shit is gonna get for her and she's really bought into this radical self-acceptance, "love me, love my skidmarks" bullshit. But she doesn't understand that radical self-acceptance mostly applies to uncontrollable issues of appearance and ability and loving one's self through trauma. It really doesn't apply to shitting everywhere because it's cute and then demanding money for it. She's smugly admitting she doesn't take care of her now-abandoned elderly cat, seldom seeing either pet, both used as excuses to avoid any activity she didn't enjoy, like caring for her bed-bound grandmother, now left to Peetz's depressive mercies. She cackles about misappropriating money sent to her for a purpose she agreed to. She's a hair-breadth away from demonetization and complete immobility. She has the lasting power of a roach but you spray enough Raid and even the hardiest specimen eventually keels over. The wrath of the VIBeezers, the anger from the cat ladies, family shunning, Peetz's own mild mutiny, her appalling health and addiction and the loss of revenue is gonna be a hard stream of bug spray even for our balding roach queen to avoid.

Yeah...I mean, if this was, say TLC or something like that, they would force some plot development action, but this long, drawn-out descent into total depravity and beyond is getting tedious for me. I want some real ACTION, some severe consequences--something life-changing.

How long can we continue to watch her shove food down her gullet and giggle like an idiot? Who enjoys watching these two absolute bottom-tier bums getting high and eating? I never thought that a person such as this grotesque farting and shitting pig would interest me in the least, but here I am. I suppose I am fascinated by something so outrageously offensive and stupid that can actually survive and, in a way, thrive (at least in her own mind). Seems like some terrible injustice is taking place.

I want something interestingly horrible to happen.

 

[ButterMyMuffin]

So she has plans for the cats (but can't talk about them right now until she is sure it makes everyone happy!)

Assures us this does not include re-homing them and they will definitely not be around cigarette smoke.

So, that only leaves having Peetz take up permanent residency at the Luxury Villa (sans Chantal because she will be moving in to the crack den) or sending them over the rainbow bridge.

What other plans could she be talking about? (And shipping them off to Bibi would constitute "re-homing" in my view).

 

[Obligatory Butt Shot]

this long, drawn-out descent into total depravity and beyond is getting tedious for me. I want some real ACTION, some severe consequences--something life-changing.

Agreed. This whole arc is very Caligula Lite & boring. Hey Chinny, 39 AD called and they want their depravity back.

ETA: Then again, Caligula WAS stabbed to death……hmmmm

 

[Occipital Fupa]

Agreed. This whole arc is very Caligula Lite & boring. Hey Chinny, 39 AD called and they want their depravity back.

ETA: Then again, Caligula WAS stabbed to death……hmmmm

Missed opportunity: Caliguntla.
I'm ashamed at myself.

 

[AbraCadaver]

Reality television has the benefit of editing and condensing drama down. What we’re seeing with chantal is akin to all the thousands of hours of b-roll that some poor editors have to sit through to pull useful bits from. Reality shows are also heavily scripted and depend on credited “story editors,” aka the writers in charge of making up storylines and then cherry-picking footage to craft and support it. Most viewers don’t realize just how much reality shows are scripted and manipulated. Editors can make black into white and up into down if you give them enough footage and vague audio clips to work with, and a soundtrack with easily-understood emotional cues in it.

If this were Reality Beauty the show, this season would start at the new luxury villa. A fresh start after the devastating breakup from Bibi. Some comical domestic slapstick with new full-time cast member Peetz. The Dating Arc would soon follow, then Nader. The Nader arc would be maybe boiled down to five or six episodes. The cocaine/meth-whatever plotline would be amplified and pumped up into a bigger thing with fast cuts and loud party girl music, as if Chantal is destroying herself through drugs and partying after just recently finding love/a new home/a new man after Bibi broke her heart…followed by the sad music and come-to-Jesus moment of a miserable looking Chantal, overlaid with audio of her sadly saying she needs help, she needs to get help soon, she’s destroying herself, she can’t go on like this. The piano softly plays and stutters out over a shot of her staring forlornly into the camera, eyes unfocused and sad.

This would then segue into a fighting with Nader tension-filled episode, then go right into the redemption arc, but the editors would really have to dig to pull out those few “I’m going to a therapist now…I’m seeing a doctor on Monday” audio clips, with tentatively hopeful music swelling behind them as we collectively assume Chantal is turning it around. Since there haven’t been any actual changes she’s made, I’d pad the redemption with Nader’s audio of wanting to stay clean and be productive, anything to make it seem like he’s making changes too. The redemption narrative will be of two broken people fighting for a second chance at life and each other. Then mash in a scene of them happily cooking together at his place, Nader starting his own cooking YouTube channel with her help and drop in narration of Chantal saying she loves his new healthy cooking, it’s so wonderful that he cooks for her, this is so much better than fast food, she really wants to get healthy. Slap a swelling, hopeful-to-triumphant feel-good soundtrack behind it and end with shots of her outside walking and laughing with Nader at the zoo and talking about getting more exercise (maybe even shots from the hotel they stayed at, reality shows don’t give a fuck about timeline continuity as long as it looks good) and tadah, there’s your season finale. Just in time for a “relapse” at the beginning of next season to reset the drama trajectory.

A lot of kiwis wish Chantal was a reality show so we don’t have to sit through hours of lives just to get the funny bits, but I disagree. Reality shows have a formula for drama, tension and redemption, and they cycle through it endlessly because it works and gets consistent viewers. But then you lose all the real horror of Chantal and her everyday awfulness. It might be shorter, but we would miss all the real idiocy and piggishness that is Chantal. It would be changed around, cut down and re-edited to fit the tried and true formula of these shows. And we’d never know about noted SJW Peetz’ rape fics, or all the insane VIBeezers and their own strange mental issues.

So bring on the tedium, I say. It’s a fuck of a lot longer than a neatly-packaged reality show, but it’s also a fuck of a lot more real.

 

[Schmooo]

Burger King 12/10/21
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Gunt is live.

Apparently she and Peetz still can't figure out how to change the batteries in their smoke alarm.

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Classic FB shifty-eyes in the carpark. Enjoy.

edit: nearly 2 hours later, and they have now changed the battery.

Eh…. shifty eyes in a car park without ARBY’S is like Lois Lane without Superman.

 

[Itspinklava]

BASBOUSA MY WAY
12/10/21
The kiwis are a nice touch

 

[Who Now]

So I see she has firmly planted her ass at the trap house. She isn't even trying any longer to hide her messes at his house. He will soon be sorry she is there so much. She whined before about why can't she be loved just how she is, and though she thinks its funny and cute about farting, sharting and generally being a pig, he will soon be bored with it and get irritated. She never matures.

I think he only cares about her living with Peetz because Peetz called him out for the asshole he really is. It has nothing to do with Chins living with her ex. He didn't have too much to say about it until he saw Peetz telling the truth. Narcs hate to be shamed by someone stating truths.

 

[Obligatory Butt Shot]

From Chinny’s current DINNER TIME livestream:

A) serious question: How many days in a row has Chinny been wearing that shirt now?

B) look at all the METERS in the basement of the Crack Shack..exactly how many people actually live there?!?

B.5) Chinny let’s us know she’s just recently leanted how the exhaust hose goes out the vent for the dryer and how to hook up the water to a washing machine.

C) Chinny literally just said “I know I’m not going to be living here forever” about Stabby’s place while leaning on the dryer to catch her breath from all the exertion of transferring half the clothes out of the washer…..

D) Definitely no weight lose to be seen when the slim filter is too far away from the Gunt

TL/dr: Chinny admits she’s living at Crack Shack with Ejupt while she’s in the sex dungeo..…I mean basement (swapping laundry out.)

ETA: 5 minutes later she tells her chat she IS NOT living at said Crack Shack…so, fuck if I know.

 

[ChantalsLastHairStrand]

What the actual fuck is this crackhead house of horrors shit? She’ll probably get the broom again for showing Vlad’s living quarters in such a sad state.

Edit : HOLY SHIT. Looking and sounding ROUGH Chin’s. Even for you. God damn.

Reminds me of the Blair witch project in a sense. Not gonna lie I would watch it. Ya know what I mean??

 

[BoobooKitty]

She always just looks like she has 2 brain cells left to rub together, even when she isn't high. And is she really eating an entire meal again hours after going to BK?

 

[Penelope Taynt]

BASBOUSA MY WAY
12/10/21
The kiwis are a nice touch

Ah, another "MY WAY" recipe video AKA "My FUCKED UP Way" of making traditional meals.

His food looks absolutely disgusting most times, and that's not any disrespect towards other cultures and their food choices. However, like someone else said, the way he plates his food looks bizarre and unappetizing, and he genuinely doesn't seem to know the proper way to prepare meals. Chef jobs be damned.

For instance, who would use chicken breasts for shawarma? We know damn well these crack heads are not health conscious, so why not use the more flavorful chicken thighs? Lamb? Fatso can afford it. That chicken breast shawarma looked drier than Chantal's menopausal pussy.

Speaking of pussy, I wish Peetz would stop being one and actually try to score some while Queen Heifertiti stays at the trap house. The average bachelor would have company come by to entertain him and not fucking sit around waiting for his slob of a roommate to come home so he can brag about how good of a boy he is for emptying a fucking litter box.

 

[HAMS Sandwich]

What I love is how her 'totally not a meth pipe burn' is still on her face, even her slimming red face filter can't really mask it. Some shaving cut that is.

Also on the topic, she's put on so much weight this last couple of months that her slimming filter barely works, she looks fucking huge.

 

[Obligatory Butt Shot]

An office chair has been spotted in the basement…Chinny is DEFINITELY at the Crack Shack to stay.

 

[Anal Cherry Job]

Chantal and Nadar ended their lives right around five minutes of each other, take from that what you will.

..."ended their lives"... LOL.

 

[Angel Dust]

Ah, another "MY WAY" recipe video AKA "My FUCKED UP Way" of making traditional meals.

His food looks absolutely disgusting most times, and that's not any disrespect towards other cultures and their food choices. However, like someone else said, the way he plates his food looks bizarre and unappetizing, and he genuinely doesn't seem to know the proper way to prepare meals. Chef jobs be damned.

For instance, who would use chicken breasts for shawarma? We know damn well these crack heads are not health conscious, so why not use the more flavorful chicken thighs? Lamb? Fatso can afford it. That chicken breast shawarma looked drier than Chantal's menopausal pussy.

Speaking of pussy, I wish Peetz would stop being one and actually try to score some while Queen Heifertiti stays at the trap house. The average bachelor would have company come by to entertain him and not fucking sit around waiting for his slob of a roommate to come home so he can brag about how good of a boy he is for emptying a fucking litter box.

How is he supposed to pick up women? "Hey wanna come back to my cat piss infested hovel and read my xmen rape fics and see all the my little pony hentai I've collected"? Not even Mae would be crazy enough for that.

 

[Random Internet Person]

She always just looks like she has 2 brain cells left to rub together, even when she isn't high. And is she really eating an entire meal again hours after going to BK?

2 brain cells. Very generous assessment.