Animal Breeding Horror Show - Featuring trendy bulldogs, exotic bullies and the dog cum cartel

[Gilkore]

Hoffa is one I heard about dying hella young. What’s a really shame is OCK actually had nice functional American Bullies 10-12 years ago. Shame they went down the fad/greed route.

And yes, that’s what they are talking about doing. Bully Camp cloned Mr Miagi, sounds like they are going down the same route. At least with Miagi, he lived a normal-ish length life. Now these people can 100% disregard length of life because they can clone

Not to be a pedantic dick, but none of these goofnugget hoodrats are "cloning" anything. No amount of "we wuz scientits!" junior-high microscope equipment will change that. Using the jizz you tugged from the same retard hydrocephalic mongoloid dog to impregnate another barely sentient meatloaf creature isn't "cloning."

 

[CaseyTatumm]

Not to be a pedantic dick, but none of these goofnugget hoodrats are "cloning" anything. No amount of "we wuz scientits!" junior-high microscope equipment will change that. Using the jizz you tugged from the same retard hydrocephalic mongoloid dog to impregnate another barely sentient meatloaf creature isn't "cloning."

They are actually cloning. A lot of these people have a ridiculous amount of money.

Cloned Dog Mr. Miagi

Check out this documentary of the first ever cloned bully Mr. Miagi owned by Jorge and filmed by BULLY BROS MEDIA FILMS. I am honored to have a few moments ...

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Pet Cloning Update 2021 | Brookfield Animal Hospital

Pet cloning is on the rise around the world. Here is basic information about the service.

www.brookfieldanimalhospital.com

 

[Liucage67]

Shit like this boils my brain

 

[CaseyTatumm]

Shit like this boils my brain

Agreed, they can adopt a dog for a little more than that and it comes fully vaccinated and spayed/neuter.

 

[Gilkore]

They are actually cloning. A lot of these people have a ridiculous amount of money.

Cloned Dog Mr. Miagi

Check out this documentary of the first ever cloned bully Mr. Miagi owned by Jorge and filmed by BULLY BROS MEDIA FILMS. I am honored to have a few moments ...

youtu.be

Pet Cloning Update 2021 | Brookfield Animal Hospital

Pet cloning is on the rise around the world. Here is basic information about the service.

www.brookfieldanimalhospital.com

Holy SHIT, I stand corrected. Apologies.

 

[Liucage67]

Agreed, they can adopt a dog for a little more than that and it comes fully vaccinated and spayed/neuter.

My convo with this idiot

 

[Näkki]

They are actually cloning. A lot of these people have a ridiculous amount of money.

Cloned Dog Mr. Miagi

Check out this documentary of the first ever cloned bully Mr. Miagi owned by Jorge and filmed by BULLY BROS MEDIA FILMS. I am honored to have a few moments ...

youtu.be

Pet Cloning Update 2021 | Brookfield Animal Hospital

Pet cloning is on the rise around the world. Here is basic information about the service.

www.brookfieldanimalhospital.com

Seriously..

Now that makes me regret cremating my first dog. Hilarious breed combination that made her such an all around dog. (Despite 3 years on the street since a pup and hit by a car at least twice. Rottweiler, Scottish terrier and chesapeake retriever. No hunting drive, personal bodyguard, great golf partner despite rolling in every single bunker.)

Which also brings in my next cultural exchange question.. Do other countries not have supermutts? Like, sixth or something generation, absolutely no clue what could have mixed in there over the last so and so many years? My one dog is 100% East European village dog, genetically apparently its own breed by now.

Is that truly so unusual? Is it always just two breeds thrown at each other over there? Then the shittiest combinations of that too? Like all those different doodles or whatever that truly don't make for great character combinations? Then teacup versions that don't survive being looked at wrong?

Sure, we have pure breeds here.. And am staff mixes in the shelters.. But.. Every single dog I had I had to get DNA tests for to have some idea of what I'm dealing with— which was for giggles. Drive and character aren't that hard to figure out after all.


I derailed there, because I simply have no point of reference for the people mentioned in this thread, nor the monstrosities they produce.

I've read this entire thread. And I simply don't get it. Sure, money, but with the standard life span.. Its just so.. Stupid.

Like a weird ass pyramid scheme, with no returns even if you do well though.. And no chance of proper investment.

The level of short sightedness. All the inbreeding, just creating even less of a future and income.

 

[Gilkore]

Seriously..

Now that makes me regret cremating my first dog. Hilarious breed combination that made her such an all around dog. (Despite 3 years on the street since a pup and hit by a car at least twice. Rottweiler, Scottish terrier and chesapeake retriever. No hunting drive, personal bodyguard, great golf partner despite rolling in every single bunker.)

Which also brings in my next cultural exchange question.. Do other countries not have supermutts? Like, sixth or something generation, absolutely no clue what could have mixed in there over the last so and so many years? My one dog is 100% East European village dog, genetically apparently its own breed by now.

Is that truly so unusual? Is it always just two breeds thrown at each other over there? Then the shittiest combinations of that too? Like all those different doodles or whatever that truly don't make for great character combinations? Then teacup versions that don't survive being looked at wrong?

Sure, we have pure breeds here.. And am staff mixes in the shelters.. But.. Every single dog I had I had to get DNA tests for to have some idea of what I'm dealing with— which was for giggles. Drive and character aren't that hard to figure out after all.


I derailed there, because I simply have no point of reference for the people mentioned in this thread, nor the monstrosities they produce.

I've read this entire thread. And I simply don't get it. Sure, money, but with the standard life span.. Its just so.. Stupid.

Like a weird ass pyramid scheme, with no returns even if you do well though.. And no chance of proper investment.

The level of short sightedness. All the inbreeding, just creating even less of a future and income.

Are you asking if there are mutts in America? Absolutely. This thread does not in any way reflect the average US dog (or average US mental capacity, or taste in web design for that matter lol)

Eta: I just realized what the ugly web design and TOADLINE LOGDOG GET THAT JACK OFF JIZZ MONEY language reminds me of: the SNL "Ass Dan" skits. Lbr, these are the Juggalos of dog breeding. Tbh I have more respect for Juggalos.

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[CaseyTatumm]

Holy SHIT, I stand corrected. Apologies.

No worries! It seems super far fetched to think about!!

 

[Random_Numbers140097]

Seriously..

Now that makes me regret cremating my first dog. Hilarious breed combination that made her such an all around dog. (Despite 3 years on the street since a pup and hit by a car at least twice. Rottweiler, Scottish terrier and chesapeake retriever. No hunting drive, personal bodyguard, great golf partner despite rolling in every single bunker.)

Which also brings in my next cultural exchange question.. Do other countries not have supermutts? Like, sixth or something generation, absolutely no clue what could have mixed in there over the last so and so many years? My one dog is 100% East European village dog, genetically apparently its own breed by now.

Is that truly so unusual? Is it always just two breeds thrown at each other over there? Then the shittiest combinations of that too? Like all those different doodles or whatever that truly don't make for great character combinations? Then teacup versions that don't survive being looked at wrong?

The closest thing to village dogs in Canada would be the dogs that roam Native reservations. These resevations usually have big populations of stray dogs that just roam around and breed. There are also rescues that take the dogs to find them homes. Life is rough for these dogs, especially in winter where many starve and freeze to death. Frequently, there are dog shoots to control the populations, as when they get out of control, they start harassing children. Often they are just generic dogs with no sort of real breed in them, but pit bull mixes are showing up more frequently now. The pups can make fine pets if you get them young, but the older strays are usually very skittish.

 

[Retired Junta Member]

The closest thing to village dogs in Canada would be the dogs that roam Native reservations. These resevations usually have big populations of stray dogs that just roam around and breed. There are also rescues that take the dogs to find them homes. Life is rough for these dogs, especially in winter where many starve and freeze to death. Frequently, there are dog shoots to control the populations, as when they get out of control, they start harassing children. Often they are just generic dogs with no sort of real breed in them, but pit bull mixes are showing up more frequently now. The pups can make fine pets if you get them young, but the older strays are usually very skittish.

Part of my family lives in an area where packs of stray dogs aren’t unheard of and can be a problem when they start roaming near populated areas (it’s very rural). They are indeed mostly mutts whose ancestry is basically indiscernible, except for the now more frequent pit mixes (people are apparently abandoning pit bulls at the speed of light).

 

[CaseyTatumm]

My convo with this idiot

I feel like people like this person have no idea what the cost of owning a dog is….or sadly just don’t give a shit. My parents were like that when I was growing up, they’d only get a dog if it was free or maybe $20, didn’t bother with vet care, no preventative care and dogs would eat generic no name “Dog Food” (think worse than ol’ Roy).

 

[Spennychu]

So a pretty interesting new(ish) study actually links the screwtail phenotype in bulldogs to a genetic mutation that is analogous to Robinow syndrome in humans.

Robinow is a very rare congenital disease characterized by " skeletal abnormalities including shortening of the long bones in the arms and legs, particularly the forearms; abnormally short fingers and toes (brachydactyly); wedge-shaped spinal bones (hemivertebrae) leading to an abnormal curvature of the spine (kyphoscoliosis); fused or missing ribs; and short stature. Affected individuals also have distinctive facial features, such as a broad forehead, prominent and widely spaced eyes, a short nose with an upturned tip, a wide nasal bridge, and a broad and triangle-shaped mouth. Dental problems such as crowded teeth and overgrowth of the gums. Kidney and heart defects are also possible. Development is delayed in 10 to 15 percent of people with this condition, although intelligence is usually normal."

Spoiler: Human cases

Spoiler: Canine

severe overgrown gums, tooth crowding

There's definitely an uncanny resemblance.
100% of the french and english bulldogs tested had this DVL2 mutation, usually homozygous, as did some boston terriers. But this isn't the only gene for a bulldog appearance and since it's linked to screwtails then I'm not sure what's going on with frog bullies who show all the symptoms but have a full tail. It would be interesting to have another study or any study examining the bullies..

Much to thunk about.

 

[Dunkleosteus]

The closest thing to village dogs in Canada would be the dogs that roam Native reservations. These resevations usually have big populations of stray dogs that just roam around and breed. There are also rescues that take the dogs to find them homes. Life is rough for these dogs, especially in winter where many starve and freeze to death. Frequently, there are dog shoots to control the populations, as when they get out of control, they start harassing children. Often they are just generic dogs with no sort of real breed in them, but pit bull mixes are showing up more frequently now. The pups can make fine pets if you get them young, but the older strays are usually very skittish.

There's also loads in the Australian *Aboriginal communities because they also just have large amounts of uncared for dogs wandering around. Most are feral and pretty frequently attack people.

They don't really have a 'look' but a super large amount of Central Desert ones are medium sized, brown or brindle and with thin rat like tails.

* Edit to clarify Aussie abbos

 

[cuddle striker]

I'm a hound dog owner. This OP made me MATI to a degree I've never felt on this site. I'm enraged. FUCK.

WHAT THE FUCK.

 

[CaseyTatumm]

So a pretty interesting new(ish) study actually links the screwtail phenotype in bulldogs to a genetic mutation that is analogous to Robinow syndrome in humans.

Robinow is a very rare congenital disease characterized by " skeletal abnormalities including shortening of the long bones in the arms and legs, particularly the forearms; abnormally short fingers and toes (brachydactyly); wedge-shaped spinal bones (hemivertebrae) leading to an abnormal curvature of the spine (kyphoscoliosis); fused or missing ribs; and short stature. Affected individuals also have distinctive facial features, such as a broad forehead, prominent and widely spaced eyes, a short nose with an upturned tip, a wide nasal bridge, and a broad and triangle-shaped mouth. Dental problems such as crowded teeth and overgrowth of the gums. Kidney and heart defects are also possible. Development is delayed in 10 to 15 percent of people with this condition, although intelligence is usually normal."

Spoiler: Human cases

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Spoiler: Canine

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There's definitely an uncanny resemblance.
100% of the french and english bulldogs tested had this DVL2 mutation, usually homozygous, as did some boston terriers. But this isn't the only gene for a bulldog appearance and since it's linked to screwtails then I'm not sure what's going on with frog bullies who show all the symptoms but have a full tail. It would be interesting to have another study or any study examining the bullies..

Much to thunk about.

That’s pretty interesting, agree that they look pretty similar (the humans and dogs).

 

[AnOminous]

I'm a hound dog owner. This OP made me MATI to a degree I've never felt on this site. I'm enraged. FUCK.

WHAT THE FUCK.

Stay here long enough and you may think your horrifying life has steeled you against anything, and you will eventually run into something that causes you to lose the last bit of hope you had that you didn't even know you still had.

 

[Anne Hyroe]

Shit like this boils my brain
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I’m willing to bet (more than they’re prepared to spend on a pet apparently) that this large breed puppy is actually wanted to help train a fighting dog and that they’ll be after another in a couple of months. It’s sadly common in some communities.

 

[AnOminous]

It’s sadly common in some communities.

I think there's a name for those communities. Oh yeah they're called niggers.

 

[Spennychu]

Jesus wept.

Spoiler: DOG DICK NSFL