Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[semitooth]

@rubytintedchix check out the JotG review of Husk. It's peak Jack being a weird asshole. Even their server looks at Jack like he's smoking bath salts when Jack asks if he ever cooks anything in bacon grease. You'd never know by the thumbnail.

wow the hat he wears in this video is ridiculous.
i didnt think jack could possibly look more smug

 

[DontEatThat]

wow the hat he wears in this video is ridiculous.
i didnt think jack could possibly look more smug
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"See! I am a big boy! Im sitting in the drivers seat!"

 

[ZipDisk]

Welcome to fat anus park

He flipped the NOTW sticker. I've always hated the NOTW fucks. Like I get it, you don't want to be called Christians anymore, it's not sexy. But calling yourselves "Christ Followers" is even more retarded.

And that's as far as I've engaged Christianity in 20 years. I had a roommate, he was embarassing, he was an actual chef, and his cooking was shit, but better than Jack.

The one POSITIVE note for that roommate is he broke the microwave so I learned how to cook. Before that I was crappy sandwiches and frozen chicken patties.

 

[densedance]

Talking about Onion cutting. Look who he had on a show long time ago, a Mrs. Cordon Bleu "Instructor"
The whole video is hilarious & I Just had to laugh at her knife skills.

Knife Skills

Jack Scalfani learns knife skills from Cordon Bleu Chef Elizabeth Whitt. Her webpage link is: http://sites.google.com/site/chefelizabethwhitt/homeThe knife ...

www.youtube.com

 

[Joycondrift]

Getting permission to film in restaurants

Faka's Island Grill201 E 4th StSanta Ana, CA 92701#shorts #reply #FakasIslandGrill #restaurant #SantaAna

youtube.com

Huh. Jack could learn a thing or two about etiquette from a channel less that a year old (I believe) with over 2.5 million subscribers and a pretty basic production setup.

 

[Generic Retard]

wow the hat he wears in this video is ridiculous.
i didnt think jack could possibly look more smug
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Idk, the hat looks alright to me. The color of the shirt together with the hat though...
Makes Jack look like a banana with a fat rotten spot in it.

 

[semitooth]

Idk, the hat looks alright to me. The color of the shirt together with the hat though...
Makes Jack look like a banana with a fat rotten spot in it.

the hat is by far not his worst choice, but he opens the video up by explaining how the place he's going to is "fancy" and says he had to reserve a table. the friends he brought along are dressed business casual and look somewhat sharp. jack must stick out like a sore thumb.

 

[Phil Ken Sebben]

Jack and Tammy are definitely the type of morons that buy a timeshare thinking it’s an investment. They were probably surprised when they found out that it’s the only “investment” in the world that costs you money to maintain and has a value that drops to $0 the second your check clears.

They’re worse than investments - they’re money pits. Take a look at the secondary markets for the stuff if you’re ever bored. The market is absolutely flooded with chumps that literally cannot sell them for $1. No one wants them after they do the math and realize that the annual fees for a shitty “resort” are more than it would cost to stay at a nice hotel.

Maybe, possibly, there are niche timeshares that make sense for a tiny market segment. If you are an absolutely insane Disney freak and you visit all the time, it could conceivably make economic sense to autistically buy into Disney Vacation Club - especially since it’s attached to a major company. But buying something in a rundown off-strip Vegas hovel like Jack did is economic insanity.

Nobody ever called Mushbrain and his family smart. They're white trash hicks who want everybody to believe they've got money and class. I mean how many other people can you name that own not only a home but a timeshare in Vegas? Although why Vegas of all places. If you've been there once then what's the point of going back? Especially considering Mushbrain and his family don't drink, don't gamble and would rather go to shitty chain restaurants when there instead of trying something out of the ordinary.

Okay the In & Out burger I can kinda understand. They're good, reasonable and Tammy Jr never had one. But after that go to actual restaurants.

It's like going to Italy and ordering your coffee at Starbucks. This is your excuse to try something different and interesting. Have an espresso from a sport cafe. Expand your horizons. Best espresso I ever had was in Italy and it probably wasn't even the best I could have had as it was in a small cafe and only cost 80 Euro cents. That's less than a dollar. But no, they'd go there and Mushbrain would order his standard weak as shit coffee loaded with cream, sugar and flavorings.

So here's the things he's doing wrong.

1. He cuts the root out. The best way to cut an onion is to instead chop the top off, then cut the full bulb in half.
2. Jack cuts the root out in a coring motion rather than as a flat one: that's stupid amounts of wastage.
3. He then doesn't peel the skin; what the actual fuck.
4. Jack then cuts the full length. This is actually what I used to do like an idiot; the trick, and this is why I cut off the tops, is that you cut short of the bulb into strips. Then you do a horizontal cut to further reduce size. That allows you to avoid the root and control your chop size.

Again, he had 15 years to learn. He never did.

It's not even that he's doing it wrong and wasting half the onion but while it's true the root part contains more of the chemicals that cause your eyes to water, it's not that the rest of the onion doesn't have any of that. It does just not as much as is in the root.

Besides if you're chopping an onion you always leave the root part as that holds everything together.

Talking about Onion cutting. Look who he had on a show long time ago, a Mrs. Cordon Bleu "Instructor"
The whole video is hilarious & I Just had to laugh at her knife skills.

Knife Skills

Jack Scalfani learns knife skills from Cordon Bleu Chef Elizabeth Whitt. Her webpage link is: http://sites.google.com/site/chefelizabethwhitt/homeThe knife ...

www.youtube.com

She might have studied at the Cordon Bleu but she obviously never learned anything. Her knife skills are atrocious.

 

[Wilhelm Bittrich]

Also note how people like Nick Rekieta routinely have people forcibly unsubscribed to him despite them not having chosen to do that. I've had this happen a couple times.

Degenerate troons run that place.

At some point, this needs to stop. I hope that does not require the use of force, but if it does, so be it.

Have heard that shit with "magically disappearing subcribers" for years now. That's the problem with a monopoly at some point they don't even care anymore.

When YouTube started it was a great idea, until the dangerhaired freaks at Google bought them, from there one it went down the shitter pretty fast.
They can de-monetize or even delete your channel without any reasons given and they have done that to thousands of channels in the past, some deserved it most did not.
If they deem you somehow "problematic", which means basically everything right of AOC you're almost as good as done on YouTube.

I'm not even starting about their horrendously broken copyright strike system which is abused by mega-corporations like Sony or Nintendo on a regular basis.

 

[Generic Retard]

the hat is by far not his worst choice, but he opens the video up by explaining how the place he's going to is "fancy" and says he had to reserve a table. the friends he brought along are dressed business casual and look somewhat sharp. jack must stick out like a sore thumb.

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Let me guess, he keeps the hat on inside the restaurant?
From which channel is this, or are these FB posts? Can't find the video.

 

[Wilhelm Bittrich]

"See! I am a big boy! Im sitting in the drivers seat!"

Yeah, he is sitting in the drivers seat of a parked car. Jack really think he can fool us with that shit, but we all know that mommy wife is doing the driving while her husband toddler is throwing tantrums.

Talking about Onion cutting. Look who he had on a show long time ago, a Mrs. Cordon Bleu "Instructor"
The whole video is hilarious & I Just had to laugh at her knife skills.

Knife Skills

Jack Scalfani learns knife skills from Cordon Bleu Chef Elizabeth Whitt. Her webpage link is: http://sites.google.com/site/chefelizabethwhitt/homeThe knife ...

www.youtube.com

Everytime I watch one of his older videos it makes his decline, not only as a person, but also in content and video quality even more obvious.
This video looks better than everything he has produced during the last two years. Idk, if he just don't cares anymore or if his brain is so damaged from the strokes that he doesn't even notice it.

the hat is by far not his worst choice, but he opens the video up by explaining how the place he's going to is "fancy" and says he had to reserve a table. the friends he brought along are dressed business casual and look somewhat sharp. jack must stick out like a sore thumb.

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Are these salesmen for another timeshare or similar bullshit or why are they wasting their time with Jack?

 

[Fatty2988]

wow the hat he wears in this video is ridiculous.
i didnt think jack could possibly look more smug
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No soy face?

 

[Aaway]

the hat is by far not his worst choice, but he opens the video up by explaining how the place he's going to is "fancy" and says he had to reserve a table. the friends he brought along are dressed business casual and look somewhat sharp. jack must stick out like a sore thumb.

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isn't the guy on the right jack's pastor at the murder church? i recall seeing him when jack live streamed jr's wedding

Yeah, he is sitting in the drivers seat of a parked car. Jack really think he can fool us with that shit, but we all know that mommy wife is doing the driving while her husband toddler is throwing tantrums.


Everytime I watch one of his older videos it makes his decline, not only as a person, but also in content and video quality even more obvious.
This video looks better than everything he has produced during the last two years. Idk, if he just don't cares anymore or if his brain is so damaged from the strokes that he doesn't even notice it.

Are these salesmen for another timeshare or similar bullshit or why are they wasting their time with Jack?

this was back when fatty had 4 functioning limbs and would actually drive himself to places in the sauce mobile

got a kick out of this comment on the husk video

 

[semitooth]

Let me guess, he keeps the hat on inside the restaurant?
From which channel is this, or are these FB posts? Can't find the video.

Yes of course he keeps his hat on.

 

[Skwisgaar Skwigelf]

A moment of silence to remember the fallen heroes and all of those lost in The Taco Wars, The Burger Wars, The Wing Wars and The BBQ Wars.

 

[Phil Ken Sebben]

A moment of silence to remember the fallen heroes and all of those lost in The Taco Wars, The Burger Wars, The Wing Wars and The BBQ Wars.

Semper Fi to all are fallen heroes.

 

[Joycondrift]

In memoria

 

[the khat quaffer]

If Jack get Covid, he could die, so I wouldn’t be happy for that but it’s Jack…. Well, at least he will meet his hero: Jesus…before being sent to hell…

"Jack Scalfani and the Pope die on the same day. They both go up to heaven at the same time. Saint Peter welcomes them in warmly, shows then where they're going to live for all eternity: he takes the Pope to a shithouse and gives him a crust of bread. He takes Jack over to a solid gold mansion, there's expensive statues and fountains in the yard, valet parking, inside there's maids, whores, blowjobs on tap, everything a man could ever want. Pope goes up to Peter and says, 'how come that fat sack of shit gets a mansion and I get a hovel? I'm the fucking Pope! I never even touched any little boys!' Peter says, 'Your Holiness, we've got dozens and dozens of Popes up here. This is the first fat YouTube chef!'"

Both spoonfuls of this abomination that Jagoff calls stuffing sound like he’s chewing on an ice cube. Can’t wait for the Bob Crappit Xmas goose upload to drop

Slob Crappit

It's funny that Tiny Tim was probably healthier than Jack's right arm. Probably weighed less, too.

I wonder if the bright red color of Jack's right arm would harm Mrs. Cratchit's eyes. (She complained that the bright colors of some yarn she was knitting hurt her eyes.)

 

[rubytintedchix]

The wendigo must be sated.

 

[abobe]

Speaking of….look who’s awake.

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Jack would never go to the Caribbean. Too many brown people for his liking.

But that's nice of the hotel to put that picture up. It just screams "You could be on a private beach in the Caribbean, but instead you're holed up in a hotel room in Orlando."

wow the hat he wears in this video is ridiculous.
i didnt think jack could possibly look more smug
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Tommy Bahomo.