Careercow Adam White / Chibi / Chibinekodemyx / Aquana / ShinyAquana - Cringeworthy Speedrunner Extraordinaire, Online Predator, Sexual Deviant, Banned from magnet therapy, Has been to Japan and never shuts up about it, made an ass of himself on national Japanese television

How long will Chibi's Japan Adventure Last?

  • He's never coming back.

    Votes: 35 12.2%
  • 1 year

    Votes: 26 9.0%
  • 6 months

    Votes: 29 10.1%
  • 3 months

    Votes: 37 12.8%
  • 1 month

    Votes: 14 4.9%
  • The job is a scam.

    Votes: 147 51.0%

  • Total voters
    288
  • Poll closed .
I am sorry, Joblessness has had a massive mental impact on me

I am sorry I did not know that you are the real caveman.

I have commited a big mistake, however I will learn from it because I AM NOT A LOLCOW. The post has been deleted
If you are too fuckin cuckoo for cocoa puffs to remember that you posted the exact same thing in the thread half a year ago you probably should find more pertinent uses of your time, like swallowing a sea of nootropics or something
 
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They've "broken" him for the 1000th time in 10 years (because I'm not letting the moon collar slide). Sucks, but don't let it be said he didn't have his mother and a handful of guys on his discord that tried their best to tard wrangle him.

And further to add. This wouldn't have happened if he had chosen some other shit to latch on to. Speerunners hate you stay away from speedrunning. Streamers hate you, stay away from streaming. Why did you keep coming back?
 

"...take them down. Please? I'm asking as an innocent victim of misunderstanding, just take down your web pages, or edit them to positively better reflect
my feelings as an individual, as a person... as a man who has suffered, like most everybody in this world that we all live in. sigh" - Chris Chan Chibi

I'm trying to exist outside the internet right now, but stop making fun of my retarded antics on the internet.
 
Starting to realize he wasted his life. Although I'm guessing he'll quickly forget as the next shiny object takes up most of his time.

He's been "realizing that he wasted his life" since he was 27.

I remember him having the same conversation with me 5 years ago. "oh damn I'm almost 30 and I have nothing to show for my life"

Speaking of that conversation, I'll never forget when he turned 28 he went out for dinner by himself. Then when he got home it was a bit late and he was locked outside and had to wait for hours for someone to let him in. Lol.
 
He's been "realizing that he wasted his life" since he was 27.

I remember him having the same conversation with me 5 years ago. "oh damn I'm almost 30 and I have nothing to show for my life"

Speaking of that conversation, I'll never forget when he turned 28 he went out for dinner by himself. Then when he got home it was a bit late and he was locked outside and had to wait for hours for someone to let him in. Lol.
Finally back, any more anecdotes of chibis epic failure like that lol
 
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He's really on a pity posting trip recently (despite saying he won't do it anymore) but nobody except his mom wants to give him any pity and he just ignores her. It's just such a sad sight but he deserves it. Also I personally would feel really embarrassed about myself if I would use words such as nutting when I know one of the only people who will see it is my mom. Or maybe I'm just too prude. His mom has seen his dick since people sent her his nudes so I guess this wouldn't be that embarrassing in comparison.
 
And it was then that everyone on the collective Kiwifarms page said "Please. Do it. Leave the internet for good."

And then the next day he went right back to his normal faggotry.

By the way, what the fuck ever happened to him being in college? Is that just ...out the window now? Did he ever graduate? I swear like 10 pages back, this was the saga. But lately it's "Let me talk about how sad I am", check out this $3000 printer I will never use, and talking to Twitter whores.
 
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