Cultcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

If you were Taylor Swift, whom would you rather date?

  • Russell Greer

    Votes: 117 4.5%
  • Travis Kelce

    Votes: 138 5.3%
  • Null

    Votes: 1,453 55.8%
  • Kanye West

    Votes: 285 11.0%
  • Ariana Grande

    Votes: 609 23.4%

  • Total voters
    2,602
It's like he just searches for "hot bikini model big boob" on Instagram and leaves offputting comments on the first 20 accounts that come up.
Hey man, we all know it's just a numbers game, right? He might have to ask a hundred thousand women, but all he needs is just one "yes."

You just know he's read everything he can about PUA culture and "strategy."
 
Russell's passive aggression in his comments is hysterical to me. He manages to be thirsty and demanding at the same time. Comments like "I guess you don't check your DMs" or "A pretty girl like you deserves better" (paraphrasing from this post, I know) get so much funnier when you imagine him saying these things while cursing these women under his breath. "OMG! You look so cute! Be sure to check your DMs!"

"dumb bitch..."
It's not even the horniness that bothers me. It's the complete and total lack of self-awareness, thinking that he has literally anything at all to offer these women.

Like, for fuck's sake, I make infinitely more money than Russell and don't have a fucked up face, and these women wouldn't even consider me. These women live in the lap of luxury, swimming in private pools and rubbing elbows with upper-class men with more disposable income than I make in an entire year. What kind of crack is Russell smoking to think they'll even give a deformed, penniless pipsqueak like him a chance?

Oh, right: pure, raw, unbridled narcissism.
It's part that, but it's also the fact that Russell believes he is the only nice man in the entire world. In his book he claims without evidence that none of Taylor's boyfriends ever did anything even remotely nice for her. He considers himself to be the same as Casanova because he takes a hooker on a date before trying to fuck her. He thinks these women have gone their entire lives being treated like complete and total garbage by every single man they have ever met. And he thinks they deserve it, he thinks women are only useful for sex, and by him showing them the kindness of a compliment and a venmo dollar, they'll be so completely blown away that they'll instantly be won over and will give him instant sex in return. That's why he thinks women will be thrilled to give up their lives of expensive vacations and luxury living from wealthy sugar daddies/as trophy wives to live in his filthy, tiny hovel on the salary of a janitor: because they're desperate for any amount of kindness. And Russell doesn't realize that he's not sincere, he's not nice, that this behavior makes him a total creep. He thinks this is what a gentleman does, and doesn't get why these women aren't falling at his feet.
 
Fine, lets agree for the sake of the argument they are lolcows. What's the milk? Where's the content? Oh wait...there is none. Their social media presence is nigh-nonexistant, and the media they do have haven't been touched since college days (some are a bit newer but similarly baren of content). Literally everything about them has been posted in this thread, including their lawfirm's IRS records state records. Lawsuits, maybe? But they barely do them too, and none of them are funny.

There is nothing worth making a thread over that has been found.
We can always do it just to piss them off. It's what I would do
 
If you want to get mocked for making a shitty thread because you are upset that some lawyers chose to represent Russ, go ahead.
I'm not upset at all. I couldn't give a fuck about it beyond entertainment value if you put a gun to my head. I'm just saying that it would probably be funny just to see what their reaction would be. Maybe if you changed your attitude like your dad should have changed the broken condom, maybe you would at least understand where I'm coming from (no pun intended).
 
I'm not upset at all. I couldn't give a fuck about it beyond entertainment value if you put a gun to my head. I'm just saying that it would probably be funny just to see what their reaction would be. Maybe if you changed your attitude like your dad should have changed the broken condom, maybe you would at least understand where I'm coming from (no pun intended).
Dude, you want to make the thread, go ahead. You don't need my permission.
 
Dude, you want to make the thread, go ahead. You don't need my permission.
At no point have I said or implied that I wanted to. I'm just saying the reaction would probably be mildly amusing based off the impression I'm getting from them. I fully encourage anyone who wants to make the thread to go ahead. I'm not going to because I don't feel like it. I'm just saying the reaction to the thread could probably generate further entertainment value.
 
We can always do it just to piss them off. It's what I would do
No one cares. Most kiwis don't, they won't. If that's what you would do, you should probably do it, just to have another shitty thread that will die because there is literally nothing about them that's remotely funny or interesting, or even happening at all.

At no point have I said or implied that I wanted to. I'm just saying the reaction would probably be mildly amusing based off the impression I'm getting from them. I fully encourage anyone who wants to make the thread to go ahead. I'm not going to because I don't feel like it. I'm just saying the reaction to the thread could probably generate further entertainment value.
"I'm just pretending to be an exceptional individual"
 
It's not even the horniness that bothers me. It's the complete and total lack of self-awareness, thinking that he has literally anything at all to offer these women.

Like, for fuck's sake, I make infinitely more money than Russell and don't have a fucked up face, and these women wouldn't even consider me. These women live in the lap of luxury, swimming in private pools and rubbing elbows with upper-class men with more disposable income than I make in an entire year. What kind of crack is Russell smoking to think they'll even give a deformed, penniless pipsqueak like him a chance?

Oh, right: pure, raw, unbridled narcissism.

Russ asks an Instathot for her Venmo so he can "spoil" her. Russhole's ideo of "spoiling" the girl is sending her enough money to get a small Starbucks coffee. The girl's idea of being spoiled, on the other hand, is being taken out on $20,000 shopping sprees and being given the keys to a brand new Porsche 911. Until Russhole has the kind of money where he can spend hundreds of thousands of dollars every month on the girl without hesitation, then he's not going to get the kind of girls he keeps hitting on. They'll just see him as any other loser nobody thirsting after them.
 
Hey man, we all know it's just a numbers game, right? He might have to ask a hundred thousand women, but all he needs is just one "yes."

You just know he's read everything he can about PUA culture and "strategy."
I don't know if it's sad or just funny, but I think Russ could hit up 1,000,000 girls and still get precisely zero pussy. Many have commented on his lack of self awareness but I wonder how deep it goes. Do you think he ever has a moment of clarity? Maybe late at night lying alone in bed, a single small bit of introspective analysis enters his mind. It's doubtful but maybe he's just putting on airs with his public persona, maybe he does understand how hopeless he is.
 
It’s his persistence and commitment that impresses/horrifies me.

7,500 instathots he’s following at any one time. We know he deletes those he gives up on. He then moves to new follows to start the process of checking for photos with a male, thirsty comments, then to DMs, then back to comments to tell them to read DMs and then delete and replace.

Somehow he keeps up with all 7,500 of these instathots and knows at which part of the process he’s at with each one.

At some point in his daily life he sits down to scroll through his 7,500 follows and interact with as many as he can knowing which of these are fresh meat, which are to be disposed of, which is ready for a thirst comment and heart emojis and who needs reminding to answer their DMs. He also finds time to replace the handful he’s tossed out.

This is terrifying.

I don’t know if he is so obsessive that he just remembers or is so obsessive that he keeps a fucking spreadsheets and I don’t know which is less creepy. I just know that the logistics of this weird endeavour blow my fucking mind.
 
First, for those that insist on making a thread for those two asshats, don't bother. The best anyone can do is keep them as a chapter in Rusty's ongoing thread of hilarity. Let them forever be associated with the sex pest they tried to collaborate with.

As far as moments of clarity goes, I think Rusty does have those moments. However, that's when the mental gymnastics occur and that's when he starts to double and triple down. It's through those moments where his trauma lumps form and he further physically contorts himself into a troglodyte.
 
I think he feels he is winning with the 2 lolyers on his case so as he always does, In his malfunctioning mind his fruits are coming so he will be getting a 10 gf soon but as we all know (insert sad tuba sound) He wont an after his AGT suit backfire's on him..it will be a major crash to his ego.
 
I don't know if it's sad or just funny, but I think Russ could hit up 1,000,000 girls and still get precisely zero pussy. Many have commented on his lack of self awareness but I wonder how deep it goes. Do you think he ever has a moment of clarity? Maybe late at night lying alone in bed, a single small bit of introspective analysis enters his mind. It's doubtful but maybe he's just putting on airs with his public persona, maybe he does understand how hopeless he is.

If the flappy-faced bamboon ever does have moments of introspective clarity, they are extremely fleeting and rare. The caliber of Shit-Lips' malignant narcissism is a powerful one and has total control over much of Russ' life. It constantly whispers to him that he is just the most keen and awesome guy to ever stride the land, a talented genius unappreciated in his time. It tells him that he just needs that ONE SHOT to prove to everyone how wrong they've been about him, and every time he inevitably fails it overwrites the reality of the situation and tells Russhole that others were to blame for the failure, either out of their incompetence or out of their sheer spite and jealousy against him. If Russhole ever does have moments of self-awareness and introspection, they are quickly stomped out and quashed because they go against everything Russ delusionally believes about himself.

It's much like whenever someone tries to get Russhole to see the uncomfortable reality of his situation or criticizes him when he fucks up. Any time someone starts getting close to the hurtful truth, Russ completely shuts down to all external stimuli to protect himself from narcissistic injury. Likewise, he'll shut down to internal stimuli if its uncomfortable for him, even when he's the source.

It would take a LOT of irrefutable proof to shake the foundations of Russhole's delusional self-image, and Russ would have to be FORCED to see and acknowledge it. And even then it might not be enough. Every dumb-shit scheme he has tried to get rich and famous or catch the romantic interest in some chick has ended in humiliating failure for him, yet he still keeps trying. His tenacity is directly linked to his narcissism, and he may never come to accept the truth because his narcissism has so much control over him.
 
The court hasn't gotten back to Russ on his request for alternative service in the AGT suit yet, have they? Isn't the deadline for service coming up pretty fast?
 
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