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I changed the title. She never mentions her birth name so leaving it out shouldn't be a big deal
Stephanie Cianfriglia / Sapphire Crimson Claw / Yarrow Brown / the-ghost-fucker / transmascdruid / anarchoenby77 / darktwistedpussy / Druid of Endicot - Xe/xyr ghost-fucker, womb wizard, hand sanitizer sommelier, trans-boomer, violently abuses her elderly parents, has sexual fantasies about raping children
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Ok so so far my theory is that she finally got the balls to buy herself a vibrator online but blames it on the twanzphobic trolls.
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I got her 4 results down under someone else named Yarrow Brown:interestingly googling "yarrow brown" doesn't turn up any results for her, which is why i think the (ayla) in the thread title should be removed so this thread turns up when she googles herself
But of course her original name has way more results for herself, so clearly she's "winning" the whole "change-your-name-and-forget-shit-happened" thing as far as a basic google search goes.
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Yeah but she hasn't legally changed her name (because dumb and buttons), so any interviewers would likely know her as Stephanie Cianfriglia...
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Some polyamory arguing, because she definitely knows what that's like:
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>polyamormous queerplatonic relationshipsSome polyamory arguing, because she definitely knows what that's like:
Yeah Gyro, those are called FRIENDS. F-R-I-E-N-D-S. No, not that shitty sitcom from the '90s so many people seem to love. Not that you'd know anything about friendship.
God she's so fucking dumb. Doing everything she can to one-up the person she's arguing with, only to come off as a massive copium addict. This isn't any different from Kevie "AM HOLE" Gibes' retarded ranting about having so much more so much betterer sex than those fucking "unqueers".
She's one happy little lamby blissfully unaware her parents are the only thing keeping her warm, housed, and fed.
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I "love" how the Overlords have tricked exceptional individuals into happily giving away all their private, personal information. The end of privacy is the stuff of dystopian horror fiction and these imbeciles aren't just happy about it but defend it.
Lol, sure, "capitalism" is what's making the world miserable. Let's call it that.
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Lol Staph posted about 'a friends' HIV status and recently posted a full break down of a conversation she had with a suicidal person who called her fake suicide hotline in desperation, she's got some nerve policing people for speculating on other people's private lives. Police your own posts you cow.
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Lifehack: Do you want to get the word out about something? Tell it to Stephanie then tell her it's a secret, everyone will know by next week!
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God I started this thread about 2 weeks ago and legitimately thought by the time I got to the end, the adventures of the 32 year old geriatric toddler would have concluded in her mom just ejecting out of this mortal plane. Yet, here we are, hambeast still unchanged from 11 (?) years of absolute internet sperging.
Godsped all the people who kept up with archiving this.
Godsped all the people who kept up with archiving this.
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She got into it over a joke about tomatoes on sandwiches.
...I bet she wants to turn tricks to finally lose her virginity.
10x better compared to what? She has no actual experience to compare it to lol
...I bet she wants to turn tricks to finally lose her virginity.
10x better compared to what? She has no actual experience to compare it to lol
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Shes such a lazy cunt lmfao. Her masters degree means nothing. McDonalds workers I have more respect for. She wouldn't even help someone put a fucking shoe on.
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I think it's more fitting
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Twits will are desperate to be the most miserable, fucked up, shat upon people on the planet, aren't they? I must be in a really good mood because I actually feel sorry for them. Wtf happened to make them hate themselves so much?
I'm really starting to love JK Rowling again. I hope she writes a new wizard story (that doesn't suck) about a dark wizard troon serial killer that Auror Harry has to hunt. The wizards would mention that transgenderism is just Muggle insanity and wizards just fix the brain like they do any other mental illness.
I'm really starting to love JK Rowling again. I hope she writes a new wizard story (that doesn't suck) about a dark wizard troon serial killer that Auror Harry has to hunt. The wizards would mention that transgenderism is just Muggle insanity and wizards just fix the brain like they do any other mental illness.
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All hail jk Rowling.
She mentions Karen's with her working at the restaurant but we all know shes a boomer karen who complains about neighbors lawns and guests.
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Lawl @ Staph turning her nose up at restaurant work because she has a masters, like the service industry isn’t flush with graduate students that couldn’t find jobs with their art history or philosophy degrees. Granted a masters in social work is more valuable, but she already got herself blacklisted from her chosen field a long time ago, it’s pretty much useless at this point.
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Why does Staph want to be diagnosed with autism so bad if she believes that it's not a mental disability? What the fuck is it then? Also, admitting that she would get violent the moment that someone (a "Karen", of course) dared to yell at her for "dropping food all over people with [her] bad balance and noodle arms" is so Staph. Instead of apologizing or accepting fault for the situation, she would immediately start swinging. The real reason that she can't work at a restaurant is because they would catch her pigging out in the kitchen on someone's meal or spitting in their food if they looked at her funny.
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IMO this has many layers, like an onion or a she-ogre like Gyro herself.
- internet oppression points
- another label to use for her "activism"
- another label to use as a shield and a cudgel in her retarded slapfights "how dare you I'm literally autistic and you literally want literally every single literally autistic&ND persyn LITERALLY DEAD!"
- she thinks it's going to help her get the tugboat of her dreams
- and at the very center, an official diagnosis would make it completely okay to be herself - she's no longer a fat useless terminally online womanchild, she's one of those "invisibly disabled people". Her obsession with various bodily functions and bodily waste is no longer scatophilia, it's autistic hyperfixation. Similarly she didn't groom those children on DA, she was just that hyperfixated on MJ she thought she really was channeling his ghost. It would validate her every single action, even the most heinous shit she did in her life post hoc.
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Everyone in twitterland uses autism diagnosis as a shield for shitty behavior. Her lazy ass could never work a physical job, she would be scarfing down hand sanitizer before her first shift is over. Honestly restaurant work is above her, shed never qualify. She could have 50 masters and they wouldn't care.
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Her first reaction to a Karen being rude would be to physically assault the customer. Yet for all the times she moans and bitches about her parents being So Mean To Her, we're somehow meant to NOT assume that this also means she swings on her parents?