Orbiter Ashton Joel Parks / People's Populist Press / PPP - Ethan Ralph and Nicholas J Fuentes' professional a-log, fat, churchless, starfish exhibitionist and abortionist, has a diet of potato chips and allegedly killed a cat, he is FATTTTT. 🕯️🐱🕯️

[veri]

Why don't these D tier e-celebs just pool their resources and have one mega compund

imagine one day the surfer and ppp breakup, on a nuclear scale

 

[Arcturus]

he is conducting kabbalah magic to smite the enemies of White Race (TM).

The master's tools will never dismantle the master's house.

 

[Clueless Cuckster]

Some sort of trig from what I can make out. I see sqrt(3)/2, which is a typical trigonometry unit, and inverse sine is pi/3, which is 60 degrees. Also I see a right triangle diagram, and what looks like a law of consines of some type (c^2 = a^2 + b^2 + 2abcos(C)), but I can't quite read it. What this means, I have no idea. My personal schizo theory is I see Hebrew characters along with the math, along with a lighter. The lighter could be used to light a ceremonial fire, so I think he is conducting kabbalah magic to smite the enemies of White Race (TM).

He was measuring a star of david or something, he explains it more around 6:55:00

 

[Ellesse_warrior]

Spoiler: ARCHIVE Embrace the Gunt 12: Cigar Catch-up Edition

 

[Everybody]

Surfer is a happy chap trying to self improve but also weird and wacky, it's an interesting combination! But I agree that his content might need some direction, as exiting as the bible studies are there are definitely more creative ways to tell bible stories than reading the old timey text out loud.
It's not as engaging when he's just sitting there waiting for the boring Simp to stop blabbering.

It would be cool if he did live action bible cosplay!
I'd love to see him and his buddy do Mary and Joseph as they travel to Betlehem before Christmas.
Or maybe Surfer could tell the story in his own words? "Joseph was like 'oh fawk buddy I just got cucked by an angel there'!"

 

[TheSimpShow]

boring Simp to stop blabbering.

Not taking this personally, on some level I might be getting a little too serious or heady on the show. I agree we need a more dynamic element to it, it's supposed to be entertaining after all. I'll take the advice on board.

 

[Strange Looking Dog]

He's a fun and whacky character in small doses like when he would show up randomly in PPP's videos when they lived together. On his own, however, he's painful to listen to, heh'y'know, buddy? He needs a tard wrangler much like PPP needs someone to clean the toilet seat.

It's more than that honestly, they kind of balanced each other out. Surfer would talk PPP down when he was getting too wound up about internet faggotry, and PPP would talk Surfer down when he started having a schizoid moment.
Now that they've broken up PPP is going whole hog on the internet faggotry and surfer has lost it trying to extricate the jews living in his walls. It's quite sad really, two imperfect people; but they made such a perfect couple

 

[Nod Flenders]

It's more than that honestly, they kind of balanced each other out. Surfer would talk PPP down when he was getting too wound up about internet faggotry, and PPP would talk Surfer down when he started having a schizoid moment.
Now that they've broken up PPP is going whole hog on the internet faggotry and surfer has lost it trying to extricate the jews living in his walls. It's quite sad really, two imperfect people; but they made such a perfect couple

But you cannot deny that PPP going whole hog is entertaining to watch.

 

[Ellesse_warrior]

Archive This Week in Cuckada: Vaccine Passports & Settlaz!

 

[MindYourSeabiscuits]

Mayhem Kicks Off the Revolution - Don't Get Fumigated!

www.youtube.com

Surfer reviewing and analyzing Generalismo Gonzalo's secret totally not a fed op glowy content. It's a good watch, funny shit.

 

[Lobster Cult High Priest]

Mayhem Kicks Off the Revolution - Don't Get Fumigated!

www.youtube.com

Surfer reviewing and analyzing Generalismo Gonzalo's secret totally not a fed op glowy content. It's a good watch, funny shit.View attachment 2791808

Oh fawk Surfer Schizo bros, looks like Surftaria isn’t going to happen.

 

[No dignity]

Mayhem Kicks Off the Revolution - Don't Get Fumigated!

www.youtube.com

Surfer reviewing and analyzing Generalismo Gonzalo's secret totally not a fed op glowy content. It's a good watch, funny shit.

It really is an interesting topic. CoachSchizoPill is giving his followers "homework assignments" where he orders them to break toothpicks off into the locks of government buildings, declaring that this will prove that these young men are part of the 1% of men that do something when times get tough.

Then he starts going off on how his made-up alter ego of himself that he calls "Mayhem" is a younger cooler version of Coach that looks better and fucks women harder.

I guess this is what happens when your schizophrenia hits at the same time as your mid-life crisis.

 

[The First Fag]

It's more than that honestly, they kind of balanced each other out. Surfer would talk PPP down when he was getting too wound up about internet faggotry, and PPP would talk Surfer down when he started having a schizoid moment.
Now that they've broken up PPP is going whole hog on the internet faggotry and surfer has lost it trying to extricate the jews living in his walls. It's quite sad really, two imperfect people; but they made such a perfect couple

A shame too. They were my favorite faggots this side of the Titternet

 

[Scrote Hunter]

It really is an interesting topic. CoachSchizoPill is giving his followers "homework assignments" where he orders them to break toothpicks off into the locks of government buildings, declaring that this will prove that these young men are part of the 1% of men that do something when times get tough.

Then he starts going off on how his made-up alter ego of himself that he calls "Mayhem" is a younger cooler version of Coach that looks better and fucks women harder.

I guess this is what happens when your schizophrenia hits at the same time as your mid-life crisis.

A warning from Project Mayhem

If you are reading this then this warning is for you.

Every word you read of this useless fine print is another second of your life. Don't you have other things to do? Is your life so empty that you honestly can't think of a better way to spend these moments? Or are you so impressed with authority that you give respect and credence to all who claim it? Do you think everything you're supposed to think? Buy what you're told you should want? Get out of your apartment. Meet a member of the opposite sex. Stop excessive shopping and masturbation.
Quit your job.
Start a fight.
Prove you're alive.

If you don't claim your humanity you will become a statistic. You have been warned....Coach Red Pill

 

[Abominacione]

need to do something for that beetus there buddy, a piss break every hour seems a bit much ashton. or maybe you contracted cockaids from barebacking sheboons?

 

[Ellesse_warrior]

Here's Surfer's latest streams:

Spoiler: ARCHIVE The Revolution Begins with a Toothpick

Spoiler: ARCHIVE Mayhem Kicks Off the Revolution - Don't Get Fumigated!

 

[Lobster Cult High Priest]

need to do something for that beetus there buddy, a piss break every hour seems a bit much ashton. or maybe you contracted cockaids from barebacking sheboons?

That’s what happens when you break the seal when you are drinking beer.

 

[A valid name]

Where else to put this?

 

[Guntkvd]

Where Daiymo even find all those weirdos?

 

[waffle]

I can't watch PPP shit any more. His last Fuentes stream from the off season holiday cabin he rents with his NEET bux or whatever was just too much fucking hipocracy for me. PPP probably is a fucking fagot, everything else he gets on people for is massive projection, so it fits. You can brag to gahool about demeaning women, or get on Nick for not wanting a wife - not both.

At this point PPP is just becoming Christian fundamentalist KingCobraJFS.