Trainwreck Trisha Paytas - enjoys binge eating and crying on youtube.

[MySonDavid]

Congratulations to the happy couple! I, for one, am expecting this beautiful union to last a lifetime and produce nothing but bliss and not even an ounce of embarrassment.

 

[Nod Flenders]

I think the best part about this marriage is simply that Ethan is definitely seething at this.

 

[Um Oh Ah Yeah]

Imagine being so ass-blasted that a woman you don't like became pregnant and took all the attention that SHOULD HAVE BEEN YOURS, UGH that you end up getting married to a hook-nosed Hebrew while wearing a black dress and ghetto claws (sponsored by Shein!)

 

[GwynLordOfDrip]

Moses gonna have to look at her lopsided and botched boob surgery forever now? Poor fella

 

[Namekian George Floyd]

Time to fire up the ovens I guess

 

[iHuman]

And of course because she is an empty husk, who feeds on other people's lives and identities, Trisha had to literally recreate Christine Quinn's wedding ( a cast from Netflix reality TV show ''Selling Sunset'') which took place last year.
Here is the original for reference:

Spoiler: The original

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[big rig 42]

As if Hila is any better with that terrible haircut and toddler clothing brand.

To be fair, moving to America and making a cookie-cutter hypebeast/streetwear clothing brand to bait money from your e-celeb husband's fanbase is a pretty good idea.

 

[it's called nyotaika]

That feel when your Jewish brother would rather marry a sloppy goy ayran who'd been passed around like a party platter than an upstanding member of your faith. Jews on rope watch

if he's with trisha i think it's more that not even the most skilled matchmaker in all the village could convince the nice jewish girls to reconcile with his tastes. at least they got a dowry outta it.

Someone said ‘sHe’S nOt rEaLlY jEwIsH!’

Isn’t it close to Chanukah? Why tf would you get married so close to an important holiday? I don’t know anything about Jews (except that Hitler killed six gorillion of them), but to me it seems like a generally dumb time to get married. Like people who get married around Christmas time are morons (and then everyone forgets their anniversary). Maybe there’s some kind of deadline somewhere. Prego perhaps

hannukah is actually a pretty piddling holiday in jewish tradition; it literally only got big because it marginally coincides with christmas and the kiddos would feel left out.

that said, as pointed out by someone else somewhere, what fucking vaguely devout jew would get married on shabat? at least one of your relatives is gonna get passive aggressive over it. though given it was the day before hila's birthday the shot's been fired there.

However will God's chosen people survive now?

she's sterile! koym mit tsrus!

 

[Kulee Baba]

she's sterile! koym mit

I'm a little disappointed. I'd be curious to see what the child combo of horrifically ugly jew and gross American trailer trash caucasian would result in.

I imagine the child would still look better than Hila who I think looks like an inbred version of Sarah Silverman.

 

[Xenomorph]

As if Hila is any better with that terrible haircut and toddler clothing brand.

Hila is so frumpy/dumpy I swear she is a down low dyke.

 

[Ebony Way]

i mean, marrying the brother-in-law of the guy whose career you tried to ruin
and also tried to sabotage your now sister-in-law.

like jeezus man...

Takes two to tango. He's happy enough to do this too.

 

[Ponzo]

I never thought someone would marry those Freddy Kruger tits

 

[DennisReynolds]

Moses is easily the most based person to come out of the entire H3H3 trainwreck. He dated trisha at a time where it BTFO'd ethan and he spent several podcasts whining about it, he stuck with her after she called Hila every name under the sun, now he's likely secured 50% of Trisha's networth cause she's a batshit BPD nutjob too cumdrunk to make him sign a prenup. He's likely the only true winner in the H3 legacy, Ethan and Hila may be worth more than him in the long run, but you know what? At least Moses didn't have to be a bottomfeeding (twitter_liberal_value_oftheday_iftrue=yes) sycophant like ethan, all he has to do is ride the gravy train. Godspeed Moses

 

[Rei is shit]

Imagine being sexually attracted to someone because they look like a grotesque caricature of a jewish american princess. Jews are weird.

His ex:
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A guy who needs a nose job is exclusively attracted to women who've had a ton of plastic surgery

 

[Emperor Julian]

The only way this could get any funnier is if Keemstar was the rabbi.

 

[WaveBreak]

How do you know their parents or Hila didn't attend?

Hilas father is dead and her mom was ‘in town for something but I don’t recall what’ according to ethan

So the mother was there

 

[montepio]

Is she is transginger now and a man. So it means this marriage is a gay marriage?

 

[Lards and Lasses]

Mazel Tov, Bimboclaat!

 

[Chandler Bing]

Hila is so frumpy/dumpy I swear she is a down low dyke.

I'm still in the mindset she dicked down post Malone at some point. No friend buys their friends wife a custom guitar of that caliber unless there's some weird ulterior motives or something.

Hell do you guys remember the way she went gaga over Bill Burr. A real funny man.

(Don't believe me. Go back to the bill burr h3 podcast and skip to where hila starts making star struck girl facial expressions and eyes at Bill. It's so bad to watch. Ethan just straight cucked).

https://youtu.be/4NyRkDfORlc

 

[catmasterj]

So this is the real life Miss Piggy and Kermit.