Careercow Adam White / Chibi / Chibinekodemyx / Aquana / ShinyAquana - Cringeworthy Speedrunner Extraordinaire, Online Predator, Sexual Deviant, Banned from magnet therapy, Has been to Japan and never shuts up about it, made an ass of himself on national Japanese television

How long will Chibi's Japan Adventure Last?

  • He's never coming back.

    Votes: 35 12.2%
  • 1 year

    Votes: 26 9.0%
  • 6 months

    Votes: 29 10.1%
  • 3 months

    Votes: 37 12.8%
  • 1 month

    Votes: 14 4.9%
  • The job is a scam.

    Votes: 147 51.0%

  • Total voters
    288
  • Poll closed .
Ten points to whoever called he would give up on meds after not being instantly cured.
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"Work with my idols such as Arin Hanson or Ross O'Donovan" :story:

He's also turning to quackery such as "magnet therapy"
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They tried multiple times but it ended up going the same way each time: either she'd talk him through one of his fantasies (involving giant women) or he'd jerk off into her underwear / wearing her underwear.

Uhhh to me this is screaming that the tranny arc is closer than we thought. Failed man, desperate, so porn addicted can’t cum inside a real woman, jacking off in panties, colored hair, Pokémon dress, SPEEDRUNNING lol

Did he say anything else that might suggest a future trap out or being into the idea of himself as a woman?
 
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Chibis so lazy hes not even hiding the fact hes doing this for asspats anymore. And LOL at Mr. overly optimist in the chat. "Thats better than staying in bed for 20 hours today". Fucking retard
Why can't this fucker just get out of bed and go for a run a few miles a day in his neighbourhood and stop being such a lazy self defeating faggot? Actually do something with your life cheebs, please.
 
He’s really making up for the lost time during his brief hiatus earlier this year isn’t he? I’ll say one thing for the guy, he’s got dedication to providing milk for us on the daily, especially at a time when most of the other reliable sources have run pretty dry. Definitely got my vote for lolcow of the year.
 
Ten points to whoever called he would give up on meds after not being instantly cured.
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"Work with my idols such as Arin Hanson or Ross O'Donovan" :story:

He's also turning to quackery such as "magnet therapy"
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This reads like the list of dreams for a 4-year-old.

When you're a kid, you want everything in life. You want every wish to be granted. Then as you grow up, life beats you around a bit and you learn to dream a little smaller. Sure it's a bit depressing the first time reality hits you, but when you face the facts, face your limitations, demons, etc. you come out stronger and more mature on the other side.

Also it's just such a silly stupid list. It reminds me of the ken-sama copypasta: "I want to go to Japan and be a video game designer or animator for studio ghibli, maybe earn my katana license and fuck a high school girl. wish me luck".

God fucking damn it Adam. Only children complain about giving up when they don't get every single thing they want, or even one thing they want. You know what, even children are winners compared to you. Children don't dye their hair ugly stupid colors or demand ass pats 24/7 from their little circle jerk. And I'm willing to bet children spend time with their mothers on their birthdays.

Grow the fuck up and stop suicide baiting just because you didn't get everything you wanted. The only thing that's shriveled up is your pathetic dick that can't even get a boner inside a pussy.

... Never mind, I think you actually have one legit reason for wanting to die.
 
:story: my sides. oh christ.
What are the odds he sniffed his mom's panties, too?
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He's also turning to quackery such as "magnet therapy"
I think he's talking about transcranial magnetic stimulation which, like ECT, is for depressed people who already tried 10 antidepressants without any effect. Won't help dude, pump iron for a month and if that doesn't help then we can talk depression. Mom bailing him out financially arc incoming in three, two, one...
 
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What do the enablers get from this? Does telling a 31 year old that he's amazing and brave for stumbling into the kitchen to heat up a burger after 18 hours of masturbating and looking at memes excite them? I have to be missing something here.
My operating schizo theory is they're only telling him this shit to make sure his life gets even worse, like when those guys infiltrated Mundane Matt's Discord and recommended he pan-fry some chopped up hot dogs with noodles for a nutritious meal.

There is no other possible explanation for orbiting a lost cause like Chibi at this stage in his life.
 
He is such a fucking liar.

I showed him "real honesty" all the time. I called him out when he was being stupid all the time and tried to steer him in a better direction. So did multiple others before me.
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^ my response to him when he started speedrunning Battle For Bikini Bottom. The top speedrunners were not happy about him coming to their community. They felt like he would bring drama and chaos.
I'm no Chibi fan, but if the "battle for bikini bottom speedrunning community" is freaking out about the dude just streaming a speedrun, they are the ones bringing drama and chaos. Obviously late because 2017, but man, speedrunners in general are a ridiculous bunch.

Sidenote: If Chibi doesn't want to be forgotten his only real opportunity is to [redacted] at a [redacted] and then kill himself on live television.
 
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Ten points to whoever called he would give up on meds after not being instantly cured.
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"some dude" can't discover the "root of his problem" after a few weeks of occasional conversation. 🙄 still in the next breath he's moaning how his delusions of grandeur and goals he puts no work into have "shriveled up and died." he's crying about uncomfortable truths surfacing in his brain AND crying that he's only being told the "shit I wanted to hear."
no one is going to unload like a drill sergeant onto some rando patient with blue hair. if this doc guessed that chibi was the sort to take any slight disagreement onto public social media, he would be correct because that's what chibi has already done.
taking a wild guess but "felt nothing" probably means he expected to get happy pills that feel awesome and instead life is still hard. "they don't do anything" is what schizos say when they stop taking pills and 3 months later the US president is communicating to them through car dealership commercials.
 
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