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When will Jack drop dead?

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  • Sometime in 2025

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  • Jack lives forever. The Wendigo Must Consoom

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I'm a fan of High West, my partner likes Angel's Envy.

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Im sure no one said either of those things, Jack.
Talk about a miserable fuck.
Youtube inherently suggested Jack's vacation to Orlando couple years ago. These videos are a gold mine and he's always been a fat miserable asshole.



It was pretty obvious Jack was going to make a joke about the people on the cart. Guess what Jack? God Laughs!


Junior insults Senior, but guess what Junior? You're just like him. God Laughs.


Jack is shocked that the Japanese village is different the Chinese Village in Disney World. Not surprised because Jack has a pretty low IQ, hence his temper tantrums and constant whining.
 
Wouldn't surprise me to know Jack complained about the lack of coffee creamer, like the employees can do anything about it. And if he was with Tammy, I wonder how many times he said something like "I don't see any coffee creamer, are they all out? Unbelievable. Honey, do you see any anywhere? Honey, I don't see any do you see any?..."
 
Wouldn't surprise me to know Jack complained about the lack of coffee creamer, like the employees can do anything about it. And if he was with Tammy, I wonder how many times he said something like "I don't see any coffee creamer, are they all out? Unbelievable. Honey, do you see any anywhere? Honey, I don't see any do you see any?..."
Jack is exactly the kind of piece of shit who would kick up a bitch-fit despite the employees not being able to do anything whatsoever to satisfy his fat bitch needs.
 
What does Jack even drink coffee for anyway? He doesn't have to get up at any specific time of day or have to be lucid for work. He obviously hates the taste of coffee itself with how much sugar and cream he puts in. And didn't he blame stroke #2 on coffee, or was that just Boomer Juice?
The coffee is just an excuse to gulp down even more ungodly amounts of sugar and fat. Simple as that.
 
What does Jack even drink coffee for anyway? He doesn't have to get up at any specific time of day or have to be lucid for work. He obviously hates the taste of coffee itself with how much sugar and cream he puts in. And didn't he blame stroke #2 on coffee, or was that just Boomer Juice?
He blamed it on "energy drinks" then he kept drinking them anyway.
 
That's to hard to swallow for the one armed idiot.
TBH, I really do think that Jack would even put sugar into a glas of tap water.
Can’t wait for Jack to have a video on how to make sugar water for humming birds and he just drinks it all to “test” it.
 
Honestly, a gold plated AK 47 would fit him more than a Model 1928.
It's probably a semi-auto conversion, which is lame. Then again, possession of a full-auto M1928 would mark oneself as a fudd.
 
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