Bad Plastic Surgery - all the pics

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Apologies if this has been posted but K. Michelle’s BBL malfunction on her IG live had me in stitches.

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Say olá to Valdir Segato, 50, from Brazil.
He gained notoriety online after injecting Synthol directly into his arms, shoulders and chest.

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I cant be the only one getting bad deviant art porn vibes from these proportions....

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He literally has boobs lmao, the way his nips point off in opposite directions reminds me of when Mr Garrison got his sex change.

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Also take a closer look at his shoulders. What the fuck. It looks like hes got one of those travel pillows but made of flesh. I wonder if that's comfy when you're lying in bed reading, this guy might be onto something...

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Obligatory before pic, cant seem to find any of him as a man before he started doing this, only as a teenager:

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Snythol is like the male version of lip injections.

They serve no purpose (except to scream to the world 'somewhere in life something went very very wrong').

People get them so large they become dangerous and look absolutely fake and repulsive. (It also creeps me out how thin the skin appears when you start looking like an overinflated snowman.)

Tons of people are willing to get them done in unsanitary places like park bunches, public bathrooms, motel 6's and greyhound busses.

A lot of people also get this shit done by someone they found on Craigslist which in turn means they could be putting god knows what into your arms or lips.

Oh and of course you get people that are angry and want to press charges once they wake up to lips that have fallen off or exploded and 'muscles' that now resemble half cooked pancake batter.

If the driver of the greyhound bus has to scrub in for your surgery, you might want to get a second opinion.
 
LavenderLiquor said:
Snythol is like the male version of lip injections.

They serve no purpose (except to scream to the world 'somewhere in life something went very very wrong').

People get them so large they become dangerous and look absolutely fake and repulsive. (It also creeps me out how thin the skin appears when you start looking like an overinflated snowman.)

Tons of people are willing to get them done in unsanitary places like park bunches, public bathrooms, motel 6's and greyhound busses.

A lot of people also get this shit done by someone they found on Craigslist which in turn means they could be putting god knows what into your arms or lips.

Oh and of course you get people that are angry and want to press charges once they wake up to lips that have fallen off or exploded and 'muscles' that now resemble half cooked pancake batter.

If the driver of the greyhound bus has to scrub in for your surgery, you might want to get a second opinion.
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Some do it themselves, like the guy with the guitar pick shaped biceps that exploded.
 
Trusty Patches said:
Barcroft provides once again with a video called I've Spent 60k to Look Feminine but I'm Still a Man, featuring one Patrick Mast from Frankfurt. The 26 year old, who identifies as gender neutral, says that he takes inspiration for his look from Michael Jackson and Pete Burns.... well, it's safe to say he nailed it. Here's some pics:

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His face looks like when you use suction to stick a glass to your lips. Only permanently.
 
Trusty Patches said:
Barcroft provides once again with a video called I've Spent 60k to Look Feminine but I'm Still a Man, featuring one Patrick Mast from Frankfurt. The 26 year old, who identifies as gender neutral, says that he takes inspiration for his look from Michael Jackson and Pete Burns.... well, it's safe to say he nailed it. Here's some pics:

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You know that Tiktok(?) filter where it morphs the face into a horse?

Yeah this person looks like they got stuck on that almost halfway through.
 
Trusty Patches said:
Barcroft provides once again with a video called I've Spent 60k to Look Feminine but I'm Still a Man, featuring one Patrick Mast from Frankfurt. The 26 year old, who identifies as gender neutral, says that he takes inspiration for his look from Michael Jackson and Pete Burns.... well, it's safe to say he nailed it. Here's some pics:

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the side picture is particularly horrifying. looks like one of my shitty middle school notebook doodles.
 
LavenderLiquor said:
Snythol is like the male version of lip injections.

They serve no purpose (except to scream to the world 'somewhere in life something went very very wrong').

People get them so large they become dangerous and look absolutely fake and repulsive. (It also creeps me out how thin the skin appears when you start looking like an overinflated snowman.)

Tons of people are willing to get them done in unsanitary places like park bunches, public bathrooms, motel 6's and greyhound busses.

A lot of people also get this shit done by someone they found on Craigslist which in turn means they could be putting god knows what into your arms or lips.

Oh and of course you get people that are angry and want to press charges once they wake up to lips that have fallen off or exploded and 'muscles' that now resemble half cooked pancake batter.

If the driver of the greyhound bus has to scrub in for your surgery, you might want to get a second opinion.
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more like the male version of fake boobs and butt implants. except i think it's far more dangerous and prone to nasty complications, because it's injecting liquid oil directly into the muscle. really disgusting and repulsive all around.
 
DumbDude42 said:
more like the male version of fake boobs and butt implants. except i think it's far more dangerous and prone to nasty complications, because it's injecting liquid oil directly into the muscle. really disgusting and repulsive all around.
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Have you not seen the backyard butt implants where they use shit like rubber cement, free silicone, paraffin, or petroleum jelly? I've even heard of caulking being used.
 
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