DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Guess i'm toxic now!]

Big ups Mr_Stuff on Twitter for this. Phil found someone to leech off of for free art. I'll admit that the caricature is acceptable in terms of quality, but using Phil as "exposure" says that this person is an idiot.

Also, what are the odds that Phil will even mention this person's name to give them said exposure?

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Why would an artist do work for Phil, not get paid, and also not get a shoutout? ("thank you to the anonymous fan" doesn't count as a shoutout dumbass).

He has to be under the pignosis hard because any normal person wouldn't let themselves get walked over that fucking hard.

1) "When I decide to make new merch" LOL. X.

Oh right, making money off of other's hard work, a very DSP thing!

What is the point of this ramble? is ko gaming coming back?

No, that would require editing and Phil can't even be arsed to do basic shit for his stream.

Greenscreen anyone?

 

[Crooked 16th]

What is the point of this ramble? is ko gaming coming back?

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

LOL he said Croteam made Crysis.... That's Crytek you fucking retard....

And just like Serious Sam (which was created by Croteam), Phil is a parody. Except Serious Sam is still fun.

 

[Derich 2nd of coomland]

What is the point of this ramble? is ko gaming coming back?

I don't know. This feels more like a therapy session...even more so that usual.

This is why a no life shut in should not do a pod cast.

Hey Phil. As you are catching up on the thread, you really should plan out these therapy sessions/pod casts more, maybe write down some bullet points of the things you want to cover. Ideally you should write a script but we both know that ain't happening so just do the bullet points.

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

He's going on an insane narcissistic rant right now about how he could have been the next big video game reviewer if he had wanted to. The way he wears his enormous ego on his sleeve is just... fuck me.

Guy who still insists on calling Lost Judgment a JRPG thinks he'd ever become a big video game reviewer. Then again, maybe he could've gotten a writing gig at a game journo site, they also write like shit, don't know what they're talking about and hate video games and only do it for the paycheck just as much as Phil does so he'd fit right in.

 

[King Daddy Telomerase]

So with the whole bank leaks... out of curiosity, did anybody add up or see how much Phil spent around Christmas time getting gifts for his "wife"?

Nothing stands out other than a few Amazon transactions which could be anything. He did do a few grand of microtransactions on 30 November and the week before Christmas so he wasn't short on money. It's hard to tell if he buys anything for Katherine because as far as we know, she only likes gaming in her bedroom.

 

[TheTractor]

Big ups Mr_Stuff on Twitter for this. Phil found someone to leech off of for free art. I'll admit that the caricature is acceptable in terms of quality, but using Phil as "exposure" says that this person is an idiot.

Also, what are the odds that Phil will even mention this person's name to give them said exposure?

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That goatee lol. The real thing looks like poo that a 6 years old smeared on someone that fell asleep.

 

[SomeoneLikeMYFATHER]

God DAMN - DSP got the bald ridge going on here.

“Guys I need your support to save my hair, ok? The American healthcare system is so FUCKED - I can’t get my hair treatment from my doctor until next MONTH. Please consider tipping if you can or I’ll lose the hair on my head, ok?”

 

[BlackDragoons]

That goatee lol. The real thing looks like poo that a 6 years old smeared on someone that fell asleep.

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Its not patchy its grey dewd, only brain dead mohrons say its patchy.

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

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God DAMN - DSP got the bald ridge going on here.

“Guys I need your support to save my hair, ok? The American healthcare system is so FUCKED - I can’t get my hair treatment from my doctor until next MONTH. Please consider tipping if you can or I’ll lose the hair on my head, ok?”

The question that will invariably come up: Will Phil shave his head so that he looks even more like his big brother Rich from ReviewTechUSA? We all know Phil needs to wear glasses, so Phil might as well go all in when the inevitable comes. Up next: Will Phil fellate cucumbers next for money?

 

[SomeoneLikeMYFATHER]

That goatee lol. The real thing looks like poo that a 6 years old smeared on someone that fell asleep.

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Maybe it’s cause I dislike Phil, but it honestly looks so gross. Just shave it off man…

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

Maybe it’s cause I dislike Phil, but it honestly looks so gross. Just shave it off man…

Phil probably wants to keep looking like a prospective child molester/aging pornstar as long as possible in order to avoid looking more like a human thumb. Not to mention he wants that "goatee" in order to define where his (main) chin is located.

 

[iNEEDthatMoney]

That is fucking hilarious, and thats not including his twitch numbers too. Phil plays the newest game and barely pushes 500 viewers while Projared playing Retro Game Challenge a game that came out in 2007 and pulls an average 8k viewers.

Phil sucks at streaming.

Views, views, views. Phil doesn't want to be Mr. Views!

 

[Schmeckel]

That goatee lol. The real thing looks like poo that a 6 years old smeared on someone that fell asleep.

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That nasty-ass chin-dusting is a gradient.

 

[Prophet Gaming]

The "Alternate Facts" that Phil spewed durring the so called "PODCAST" were something else....

At the end of 2016 and early 2017 Phil was fired by Machinima due to racist shit on his videos, which then in turn got KO Gaming Demonitized, but he danced around it claiming Pewdiepie said the N-Word and the adpocalypse happened. But by the time this happened Phil was already fired by Machinima at this point:

2010 - Phil was banned by Blip.TV for the racist Deadspace 2 rant about killing Jews and he was the last Nazi.
2016 May - Caught masturbatin on stream May 1st. This is when KO gaming started to decline.
2017 February - He was designated as advertiser unfriendly due to language and content which led to his ad-revenue declining.
2017 February - Pewdiepie drops an N-Bomb on stream
2017 March - Phil is fired by Macinima.
2017 March - Phil commits identity theft and uses Leanna's identity to create an ad-sense account. This doesn't make sense as his was banned in 2010 before they started dating, so who's adsense was used for the past 7 years? Did he have another that was banned?
2017 May - Kendal Jenner appears in the infamous Pepsi commercial.
2017 Summer - Adpocalypse begins.
2017 Winter - Adpocalypse ramps up and lasts through to 2019.
2018 July - DSPGaming gets demonitized due to racism, adult content and laguage. Phil begins streaming on KO-Gaming again but just gameplay streams.
2018 August - Monetization is restored to DSPGaming, its unclear why and who's ad-sense Phil is using.
2018 December - KO-Gaming dies.

^^^^^ That's the correct history.

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

The "Alternate Facts" that Phil spewed durring the so called "PODCAST" were something else....

At the end of 2016 and early 2017 Phil was fired by Machinima due to racist shit on his videos, which then in turn got KO Gaming Demonitized, but he danced around it claiming Pewdiepie said the N-Word and the adpocalypse happened. But by the time this happened Phil was already fired by Machinima at this point:

2010 - Phil was banned by Blip.TV for the racist Deadspace 2 rant about killing Jews and he was the last Nazi.
2016 May - Caught masturbatin on stream May 1st. This is when KO gaming started to decline.
2017 February - He was designated as advertiser unfriendly due to language and content which led to his ad-revenue declining.
2017 February - Pewdiepie drops an N-Bomb on stream
2017 March - Phil is fired by Macinima.
2017 March - Phil commits identity theft and uses Leanna's identity to create an ad-sense account. This doesn't make sense as his was banned in 2010 before they started dating, so who's adsense was used for the past 7 years? Did he have another that was banned?
2017 May - Kendal Jenner appears in the infamous Pepsi commercial.
2017 Summer - Adpocalypse begins.
2017 Winter - Adpocalypse ramps up and lasts through to 2019.
2018 July - DSPGaming gets demonitized due to racism, adult content and laguage. Phil begins streaming on KO-Gaming again but just gameplay streams.
2018 August - Monetization is restored to DSPGaming, its unclear why and who's ad-sense Phil is using.
2018 December - KO-Gaming dies.

^^^^^ That's the correct history.

It's almost like Phil has this subconsciously playing in his head whenever he opens his mouth:

 

[actually]

2017 March - Phil commits identity theft and uses Leanna's identity to create an ad-sense account. This doesn't make sense as his was banned in 2010 before they started dating, so who's adsense was used for the past 7 years? Did he have another that was banned?

What's the evidence for this? He would have been "using" Machinima's account because they were the ones who actually paid him during the 7 years he was with them.

At the end of 2016 and early 2017 Phil was fired by Machinima due to racist shit on his videos

Machinima dumped dozens of people on their network. The racist shit didn't help, but just like Twitch, they didn't suddenly realize Phil had racist shit on his channel and can him. They were losing money hand over first and needed to dump liabilities like Phil.

 

[fuckshitsnake]

Hey Phil. As you are catching up on the thread, you really should plan out these therapy sessions/pod casts more, maybe write down some bullet points of the things you want to cover. Ideally you should write a script but we both know that ain't happening so just do the bullet points.

As if pigroach would ever dare put in any effort to type anything on a keyboard that isn't a shitty desperate beg tweet and/or smarmy gin-fueled smug asshole twitter replies followed by "lol"s.

 

[LiquidCancer]

Big ups Mr_Stuff on Twitter for this. Phil found someone to leech off of for free art. I'll admit that the caricature is acceptable in terms of quality, but using Phil as "exposure" says that this person is an idiot.

Also, what are the odds that Phil will even mention this person's name to give them said exposure?

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[JimiHendrix]

2016 May - Caught masturbatin on stream May 1st. This is when KO gaming started to decline.

i know i'm not great with time, but KOgaming didn't exist until years after the masturbating incident?

i know because i hadn't found this site when the incident happened, but I had when KOgaming was formed.