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Front-To-Back Wiping Your Vagina Is A Huge Conversation On TikTok Right Now, Here's Why And What An Expert Says

Hello, people with vaginas. Now, some of you may or may not have been taught as little kids that — after using the restroom — you should always wipe from the front to the back.
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And, if you weren't taught it as a kid, then I am sure at some point in your adolescent or adult life, you have learned it.
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But, enter the place full of laughs and TMI — TikTok — and you'll quickly see it is a hot topic of discussion:

In the above TikTok, user @squiddey says, "I know we're supposed to wipe front to back, but how the fuck do you do it? That's just what I wanna know, because I've always done it like that (gestures wiping back to front). Do you stand the fuck up and just reach? Like, I am not that flexible...HOW?! I need an explanation!"

Not only has the video been viewed over a million times, but the comments are filled with people who feel the same way.
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And user @thatspicylemon caught the attention of even more people — 3.5 million to be exact — when she explained how the female anatomy is not constructed to wipe front to back:

"Honestly I have no fucking idea how we're supposed to wipe front to back when our anatomy is literally not constructed to do so. Like, how the fuck am I supposed to get up from the toilet and then reach around like this — I look like a crazy person. NO — obviously I wipe from the back to the front. Like, you have to know where your taint is. You have to know where your fucking taint is. If you've been going to the bathroom as long as I have, you know where your fucking taint is and you know where the 'no-no' place is. Like, you're not going to wipe from your asshole all the way to your coochie," she says in her TikTok.

So, after seeing so many comments like this, we decided it was time to bring in an expert.
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BuzzFeed spoke to Dr. Heather Jeffcoat who has been practicing pelvic health physical therapy for 19 years.
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To start things off, we asked her if wiping from front to back is actually important and she quickly reassured us that YES IT IS. "Wiping front to back is important because it minimizes bacteria being introduced from your anus into your urethra. Even if you clean really well after a bowel movement, there is still a chance of bacterial contamination, which can lead to a urinary tract infection," Dr. Jeffcoat said.
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This speaks to the statement the TikToker had above about "knowing where your taint is" and simply not wiping near it after you pee. However, even if you clean really well, there is still a chance bacteria from the rectum can enter the vagina if you wipe from back to front — near the taint or not!

Dr. Jeffcoat said her first reaction when watching the TikToks was wondering why people are making wiping so difficult. She said it's actually really simple: "No reach-around technique is required. Just wipe from the front of your body and push the toilet paper from the urethra towards the back."
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To break it down with a visual, she made this TikTok:

"After you pee, take your toilet paper, from the front of your body, put it near your urethra, and press gently upward as your stroke from the front to the back. Only do this once per piece of toilet paper," Dr. Jeffcoat explained.
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"There are definitely many ways you can get complicated with wiping from front to back after you pee, but there is no fancy choreography needed. Just reach from the front and push back," she added.

Let's emphasize the fact that you should also not use the same piece of toilet paper to wipe the area again — either fold it to a clean side or get a new piece.
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And...if you go number two only...I hope you already know that wiping back is a MUST!!!!! Now go forth wiping front to back with confidence.
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Special thanks to Dr. Jeffcoat for her expertise — and her lovely demonstration on how to properly wipe your vagina. You can follow her on TikTok, Instagram, or visit her website.​

 
Yes, yes we do
I’d like to know the demographics that these articles are aimed at. Obviously someone besides us reads them intentionally. I can’t help but think the intended audience are troons akin to Yaniv or the same type of people that think Amy Schumer is funny.
 
I hate the sheer quantity of reaction images.

pulls out granny cane

Back in MY day, when we wanted to use the internet, we couldn't use the phone. And we couldn't keep the internet in our pocket. And we liked it!

If we wanted to see a picture, we'd wait minutes for it to load. To make things faster we'd use shitty bmps and larger progressively loading files to create the illusion that it was faster. And if we really liked a picture, we'd save it locally so we didn't have to load it again, because that's how slow and unreliable the internet was. And hard drives were small back then, you could fill them up pretty quickly.

And here these youngins go wasting their bandwidth like this... shakes head

And before my day, you know what our forefathers had to do? They'd cut binaries into hundreds of Itty bitty text files and post them like a spammy forum messages if they wanted to transfer a bigger file. And they created whole applications to manage the splitting and rejoining automatically. And they even had fallbacks in place so if the computer copied one part of the file wrong, the computer would know how to fix it without reconnecting to the internet!

To use a forum, they'd go and download a list of all the threads available, then they'd turn off the internet so the phone could still work.

Then they'd read the titles while they were offline, and pick what sounded interesting.

Then they'd reconnect to the internet again to download those threads, and they'd disconnect again.

Then they'd read the threads while offline. And then finally maybe they would write up a reply and reconnect to the internet to post it.

Kids these days...

Like, how the fuck am I supposed to get up from the toilet and then reach around like this — I look like a crazy person.
It's not a urinal, you got walls, calm down.

Gross. Do we really need these kinds of articles? Who reads these unironically?
People imported from places that don't have bathrooms? Those people are probably disproportionately distributed to regions inhabited by the kind of person who needs that many reaction images to write a story.
 
Tiktok is like the Western world, everyone is obsessed with sex/dirty topics (at the very least talking about them), but no one is actually having it and breeding.
It is funny that actually wanting to nut in someone or have some one nut in you unprotected is a fetish instead of the natural state of things.
 
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